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7/13/2009 10:23:08 AM EDT
A co-worker has started carrying a murse. I have been making fun of him for days. So today I slipped three tampons in it.

7/13/2009 10:23:56 AM EDT
[#1]
Used or in the wrapper?
7/13/2009 10:25:01 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Used or in the wrapper?


Wrapper.
7/13/2009 10:25:06 AM EDT
[#3]
No, that I not mean.


7/13/2009 10:25:38 AM EDT
[#4]
sounds like you were just helping him out. his supplies were running desperately low.

7/13/2009 10:25:43 AM EDT
[#5]





Quoted:



Used or in the wrapper?










 
 
7/13/2009 10:26:45 AM EDT
[#6]
I think you were being nice. Since none were in his murse, he must have been out.
7/13/2009 10:27:33 AM EDT
[#7]
dt
7/13/2009 10:27:52 AM EDT
[#8]






You should drop something new in it every day... mascara, paperback novel
7/13/2009 10:27:56 AM EDT
[#9]
7/13/2009 10:28:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Follow up with a Hello Kitty sticker....then sign him up for OUT magazine.....to be sent to the office of course.
7/13/2009 10:28:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
No, that I not mean.


This..........
7/13/2009 10:28:30 AM EDT
[#12]
Sounds like good clean fun to me.
7/13/2009 10:28:32 AM EDT
[#13]
Tomorrow, make-up compact/mirror.

Wednesday, that scissors eye-lash curler/torture thingy women have.

Thursday, a ton of random receipts and wrappers for things.

Friday, lipstick.
7/13/2009 10:29:09 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:


You should drop something new in it every day... mascara, paperback novel


That is the plan.

Unfortunately I leave a couple hours before him so I won't be around when he finds them.
7/13/2009 10:29:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Does he put ribbons in his hair too and kiss all the boys?  

7/13/2009 10:29:47 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:

No, that I not mean.





This..........



He fixed the typo after i hit submit






 
7/13/2009 10:29:57 AM EDT
[#17]

so a fellow police officer is carry a purse?


i think you were too nice


7/13/2009 10:31:15 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

so a fellow police officer is carry a purse?


i think you were too nice




No, this is my day job.
7/13/2009 10:32:09 AM EDT
[#19]
Get one of those "ergonomic" big pink hairbrushes for women.

The kind with a big textured rubber handle. If you stuff it in his bag right so he sees ONLY the handle first, he'll freak for a second.

7/13/2009 10:34:24 AM EDT
[#20]
You can keep this going for a while!  Small pack of tissues, hand sanitizer, makeup, small pack of makeup removal pads, cheap jewelry, hairbrush, comb, Midol...
7/13/2009 10:34:26 AM EDT
[#21]
Mean?




Funnier than shit
7/13/2009 10:35:34 AM EDT
[#22]
watch your corn hole
7/13/2009 10:36:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Follow up with a Hello Kitty sticker....then sign him up for OUT magazine.....to be sent to the office of course.


I just signed him up for their newletter.
7/13/2009 10:39:13 AM EDT
[#24]
First off there is no such damn thing as a 'murse'. It is a fucking purse; period!
If he is not openly ghey he sure as hell wants to be ghey or more than likely he wants to be a woman and can not afford the surgery.
You are not being mean at all. The douche bag deserves every thing he gets if he is stupid enough to carry a purse while still trying to ACT like a man. There is one thing you need to do though. Make sure NO ONE knows you are doing anything when it comes to making fun of the fucktard. If he is that big of a woman he/she will eventually go crying like a bitch to your superiors. No need to get yourself in trouble so keep every thing you do to him/her secret.

If you all have a bulletin board at work.... type up an ad (as if he/she wrote it) asking for donations to help pay for his/her sex change surgery.
7/13/2009 10:39:37 AM EDT
[#25]
mean.... lol this isn't mean, this is just playful.
7/13/2009 10:39:40 AM EDT
[#26]
That is absolutely hysterical!
7/13/2009 10:41:04 AM EDT
[#27]
Pics of said murse are now required.  
7/13/2009 10:42:48 AM EDT
[#28]

Being a little mean never hurt anyone, and it's usually the price you pay to have something really, really funny.  

Keep up the good work.
7/13/2009 10:43:26 AM EDT
[#29]



7/13/2009 10:44:01 AM EDT
[#30]
Weird.. I already carry a couple Tampons in my Man Purse...














CXS
7/13/2009 10:46:22 AM EDT
[#31]
Does he have a CCW? Could it be used to conceal his weapon? Might wanna check that before you f*ck with him. Otherwise I think it is not mean.
7/13/2009 10:46:25 AM EDT
[#32]
He just found them.

7/13/2009 10:47:20 AM EDT
[#33]
Mean?  Yes.   Deserved?  Yes.
7/13/2009 10:48:36 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
He just found them.



Lemme guess...you didnt have a camera handy
7/13/2009 10:50:37 AM EDT
[#35]


"FUCK IT We'll do it live"

7/13/2009 10:51:34 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Does he have a CCW? Could it be used to conceal his weapon? Might wanna check that before you f*ck with him. Otherwise I think it is not mean.


If there's a gun in it, it's not a murse....It's a GHB.
7/13/2009 10:53:12 AM EDT
[#37]
Harmless
7/13/2009 10:53:36 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Pics of said murse are now required.  


7/13/2009 10:53:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:


"FUCK IT We'll do it live"



I got that one too...
7/13/2009 10:54:11 AM EDT
[#40]
offer to take him briefcase shopping
7/13/2009 10:54:39 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
First off there is no such damn thing as a 'murse'. It is a fucking purse; period!
If he is not openly ghey he sure as hell wants to be ghey or more than likely he wants to be a woman and can not afford the surgery.
You are not being mean at all. The douche bag deserves every thing he gets if he is stupid enough to carry a purse while still trying to ACT like a man. There is one thing you need to do though. Make sure NO ONE knows you are doing anything when it comes to making fun of the fucktard. If he is that big of a woman he/she will eventually go crying like a bitch to your superiors. No need to get yourself in trouble so keep every thing you do to him/her secret.

If you all have a bulletin board at work.... type up an ad (as if he/she wrote it) asking for donations to help pay for his/her sex change surgery.


The boss would treat him worse than me.
7/13/2009 10:55:28 AM EDT
[#42]
I hope this joke was planned and you didnt just happen to have a couple of tampons handy.
7/13/2009 10:55:58 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Does he have a CCW? Could it be used to conceal his weapon? Might wanna check that before you f*ck with him. Otherwise I think it is not mean.


Yes. I helped him get his weapon and permit.
7/13/2009 10:56:25 AM EDT
[#44]
I've got a Maxpedition bag that's been called a murse, but the picture posted above is quite a bit more feminine.
7/13/2009 10:57:04 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
I hope this joke was planned and you didnt just happen to have a couple of tampons handy.


Planned since Thursday, he was off Friday, so today was H hour.
7/13/2009 10:57:10 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pics of said murse are now required.  


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/Bamashooter/000_0201.jpg


That is a  purse...straight up purse.
7/13/2009 10:57:11 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
A co-worker has started carrying a murse. I have been making fun of him for days. So today I slipped three tampons in it.



No, you're just an asshole.
7/13/2009 10:57:18 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
He just found them.



Now aren't you glad you did it?  Repeat daily until your co-worker realizes purses are for girls.  Post pics in the mean time.
7/13/2009 10:57:24 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pics of said murse are now required.  


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/Bamashooter/000_0201.jpg


7/13/2009 10:58:03 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pics of said murse are now required.  


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/Bamashooter/000_0201.jpg


That is a  purse...straight up purse.




Yeah....wow.....when you signed him up for the OUT newsletter did it say he was already a member?
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