You also forgot
Lonelyness,
Anguish,
Bitterness,
feeling misunderstood,
Poverty,
never having the L.E.G.P. you want,
alcoholism,
and having a small penis.
Those do not apply to me but I thought that maybe you'd forgotten some of your other shortcoming/sorrows. I hope I was helpful. By the way I am only kidding. I'm sure from what you described life could only get better.