JERUSALEM (AP) - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon will meet Friday with former Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, his fiercest political rival, to offer him the post of foreign minister.
Israeli radio reports said Sharon invited Netanyahu to his sheep farm in the Negev desert to offer him the job. Haaretz newspaper said Netanyahu was unlikely to accept. Netanyahu's office refused to comment.
Security is heightened at the sheep farm for fear that one or more of the sheep may have dated Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden is known to have had dated sheep after his breakup with Musha the camel.


I mean the part about refusing the Foreign Minister job! It might interupt his CNN gig.

After that, it is reported that Sharon and Netanyahu will be travelling to Texas for the Hun Farm Shoot.  It is hoped that the former IDF member will teach Eric how to shoot an Uzi sideways like a real Jerusalem gangsta!
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Netanyahu wants the office of Prime Minister.  Netanyahu is even more "right wing" than Sharon is, which is why they are fierce rivals.

Netanyahu and others feel that Sharon hasn't been hard-nosed enough with the Palestinians.

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And Benny-the gnat will almost certainly be the next PM.