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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:26:12 PM EDT
So I was working on our copy machine in the office today. I had to fart so I let one go a SBD, what I didn't know was that our receptionist was bending down right behind me!
 Well the odor crept out of my pants and into the air, and let me tell you it was nasty! I had eaten some bad Chinese food for lunch and it was not agreeing with me. We all had a good laugh after, but I was just wondering if she could get me in trouble or not?
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:27:57 PM EDT
[#1]
no
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:29:08 PM EDT
[#2]
These days "Hostile work enviornment" means damn near anything. I would not worry about it though.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:29:16 PM EDT
[#3]
 <------------Did she look like this afterwords
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:32:45 PM EDT
[#4]
You forgot to check your backblast area leaft and right. You are a NO-GO at this station.
Nah. Even if she did, you could make counter-accusations about her being so close to your arse! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:34:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Maybe she was happy that you got blamed for the air blast she bursted when bending over.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:39:22 PM EDT
[#6]
I always check my 6 before passing gas
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:41:45 PM EDT
[#7]
It's only harrassment if they don't like you.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:43:54 PM EDT
[#8]
You would not make a good submarine captain. You forgot to clear your baffles there son. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:48:25 PM EDT
[#9]
It makes for a hostile work environment, so technically, yes.
You would probably have to persist in it to hand her an airtight case, however. You would then have to get a Medical certification saying that you cannot help your flatulence, then you could sue her using the Americans with Disabilities act. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 4:58:06 PM EDT
[#10]
She was real cool about it and I am not really that concerned. Out of courtesy I would not have let one fly if I knew her head was within a foot of my butt!
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:05:02 PM EDT
[#11]
Is that considered a AD? h.gif
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:06:18 PM EDT
[#12]
only if it's a wet or lumpy fart |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:12:39 PM EDT
[#13]
It's only harassment if it's a shart.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:13:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Truer words have never been typed. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:14:02 PM EDT
[#15]
That's the last thing I thought this was gonna be about!!! 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:17:14 PM EDT
[#16]
That cracked me up! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:19:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Are you for real???...........where I work, it's a damn contest, who has the nastiest flatulence.........whoever gags the most loses.....and if someone gets me with a particularly bad one, I HAVE to go home and eat Boiled eggs, and bean sprouts, and whatever else will toxify me, so I can get revenge the next day......I love getting the unsuspecting person the best....... |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:21:39 PM EDT
[#18]
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!.....YOU MEAN FARTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LUMPY??
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:22:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Ok, now I'm curious, do you include the female staff at your work? |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:10:46 PM EDT
[#20]
If it happened 2-3 more times, I'd worry if I were you... but barring THAT, I believe you're safe.
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