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Wow, that photo is a perfect representation of my life. |
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HOWZ ABOUT NOW BIOOTCH!? |
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Did snearch for "shark" nothing came up. Sorry, I'll run things by you first. |
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Holy fuck. I don't care if it's real.
I am not going to Australia, or wherever a creature like that lives. |
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it's not coming up, is it the pic where the guy is climbing up into the chopper and a Great White is jumping up at him?
He's got black eyes, like a doll's eyes |
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Can't see it...what picture was it?
Sharks freak me out....I love em...but they scare the hell outta me. |
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If it was this one... this has been around for YEARS!! And is a major PhotoCHOP! That's in front of the Golden Gate BTW David |
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Aye, it may be photochop, but she still has black eyes, like a doll's eyes!
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I'd have that canoe full of shit.
Okay, so its a kayak, of caca? Either way, the bilge would be full. |
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Yea, I would be one unhappy person if I were that guy in the kayak.
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You wouldn't be for long. |
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Farewell and adieu......... |
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Finally, I was waiting for someone to pick up on that!! ETA: Either no one picked up on that or it was too stupid to comment on |
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Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage? |
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at AZ-K9....I always got stuck in the cage and then rolled down a hill.....square cages roll if the hill is steep enough
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The original photo. Hi-res link |
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When it comes to sharks, I'm all for the senseless slaughter of dumb animals. If it's big enough to take off a hand and it's a species that is known to attack humans, I say, kill 'em all.
When great whites are extinct, I won't shed one tear. The world might be better off without them. Sport fish them with explosive harpoons. Machinegun them with M2 HBARs. Whatever. A dead great white is a good great white. CJ |
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Sharks maintain the food chain. When people get attacked by sharks, it is always the fault of the person. Its there world we just play in it. If you're scared stay out of the water, and off of it for that matter.
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I would be moving that kayak so unfuckinbelievably fast if I was in that situation - and I still wouldnt get away. |
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What he said... Spoken like a true diver... when you start F'n with Mother Nature, she doesn't take kindly to it and tends to spank your peter!! They tried selectively killing Whites & they noticed a horrid impact on the eco system... "...Full ahead... I can go full ahead. Why don't ya come down here and shovel some of this shit for awhile..." David |
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ahh hell leave the sharks alone they eat the fuzzy seals now that we cannot club um
gotta keep the little fuckers in check somehow |
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Well you could always go with the last act of defiance pose by flipping it off just before it bites your ass off.
Personally I would stick my finger in it's black eye. |
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Then we can start wearing seal skin hats again LOL |
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THIS girl isn't afraid of what's in the water! www.bethanyhamilton.com/ |
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Isn't she the girl who paddles in circles?
An ecosystem out of whack with no great whites in it might be better than a balanced one with great whites. Besides, if you eliminated the sharks, dolphins would fill in and become more plentiful. Killer whales, too. Nature would adapt. I can't help wondering if some people haven't actually been taken by killer whales.... CJ |
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that guy in the kayak is about to lose all his guns, and ammo, and legs, in a tragic boating accident.
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That's just SOOO wrong.... but... David |
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...paddles in circles.... riot!!! You ever seen the fuckers come on shore & take seals right off the sand??? It ain't safe to sit on the beach either!!! I think I'd shit myself, feed the shark that yellow bannana boat & walk back to shore... all while NOT getting wet!! David |
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If I were the guy in the kayak, I'd be screaming for the photographer to shoot that bastard with something other than ISO400 Kodak!!!
And yes, a trip to WallyWorld for some new boxers would be in order. Woody |
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No, no, no, you guys don't get it. That's actually Chuck Norris in the boat, he's in disguise to lure the shark closer...
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That guy now knows what it's like to paddle a kayak while enduring a case of the shitpants.
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If that's a real pic his best hope is to turn around and face the shark and stop paddling.
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