This starts several months ago.  Several neighborhood kids, egged on by one teenager ( Drama queen gutter slut candidate ), were in my yard picking on my son.  In general slapping him until he had enough, he slapped one back.  My wife goes outside and tells these kids that there will be no fighting and no hitting allowed making sure that all acknowledge her.  Mother of one of the kids comes over screaming at my wife not to correct her child sighting that her husband had just had to correct my son the night before ( do you see the hypocracy here ).  This woman is the neighbor of teenage drama queen.

When Drama Queen's father gets home I am out.  He is banging on my door telling my daughter he's gonna KMA.  Now, I have nothing to do with this however I make it clear to my daughter that she is to have nothing further to do with these people and if he comes back, call the police.  When I get home, his usually more calm, wife and purported mafioso uncle com over.  They want to know what happened.  I tell them what happened and made it clear that we do not engage in fist fights.  We call the cops, file charges, and sue.  This kept the low simmering peace for a while with a simple you leave us alone, we leave you alone.  This did not make drama queen happy as she now had no drama to enjoy.

Apparently in the interim, stupid daughter ( mine ) wants to remain friends with drama queen, even though drama queen has set her up on numerous occaisions ( smoking, stealing booze ) typical kid stuff, while drama queen snickers and walks off after stirring the pot.  Drama queen and slutfriend ( also persona non grata ) on our property even have the nerve to confront my wife in the drive because she told our ( stupid daughter) who repeated it, that those girls are nothing but trouble and to stay away from them.  Fast forward.

Sunday at about 9AM Drama queens parents leave for the day as does loudmouth bitch next door and her family.  They leave drama queen in charge of 5year old brother.  Now, she encourages little brother to ride this electric scooter beeping a loud horn back and forth in front of our house all day.  We asked them to cut out the horn politely.  No, dice, more horn.  Think honda car horn outside your window.  At about 5pm dumbass dad comes home and we again asked that he stifle the horn.  It was interfering with business calls of ours and our dinner.  Dumbass responds its a free country he can make as much noise as he likes.  Then drama queen sees my wife through the window  on the phone.  She positions bike on their yard, directly accross from and pointed at the window and beeps the horn for a continuous 4 minutes.  Had enough, call the police on them.  Cops show and tell them to STFU.  They grumble but do.

Today, I get a call from my son who says there is all kinds of screaming coming from DQs house and that the parents cars are gone.  He then hears someone yell call 911 which apparently loudmouth neighbor does.  Fire trucks arive and carry hoses inside.  Now the funny part.  Apparently drama queen and slutcakes were ignoring little guy and well, he took their lighter and lit a bedroom on fire.

Ain't Karma a bitch when you choose to be bad neighbors?  Is it wrong that I am amused by their perils.  Not really chortelling amused, but more HAHA amused.

I forgot to add, no drama queens, slutcakes, dumbasses our loudmouths were injured by the fire.

Quoted: Quoted: Soo....you being LE does not intimidate them at all?  I guess if my neighbor was a cop I would try to get along as much as possible. I'd think that'd be a two way street; on the one hand you have a lot of resources at your disposal - on the other - you've got the people you have to spend 50 hours every week working with sticking their noses in your personal business and talking about it amongst themselves.

It is usually best not to practice coppery when at home on your own time unless it is a life and death situation.  Now as to their dog.  It is a pitbull that sounds like a yelping Hyena most of the day.  Even they can't stand it so they bring it in after about 5pm.

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Quoted: I forgot to add, no drama queens, slutcakes, dumbasses our loudmouths were injured by the fire.

Any dogs known to have been injured?

(Sorry too easy. I love cops.)

People are raised without manners. They purely don't give a rat's behind about what anyone things about anything they do - drive their cars fast down a street with kids playing in the yards, let their dogs yap all night and crap on other people's lawns, let their kids run lose, play their music too loud too long ... damn people, didn't you have a mother to slap you up side the head when you talked back? Up until last year I made my living taking boys and making them into sailors and ran into too many that never had someone disipline them. It never took me going off on them once for them to STFU when a Chief is addressing them - or to learn that you don't talk back with a sassy ass tone. Smite them like the hand of God! You pound one or two down and back into military shape and your reputation spreads and the rest either fall in line behind the remains of the first few or are a whole lot easier to break to the mold.

Not enough fathers raising kids any more.

We're really gonna' pay in 20-30 years when these mornons start running the place.

Quoted: Quoted: I tell them what happened and made it clear that we do not engage in fist fights.  We call the cops, file charges, and sue.   Little guy eh

No, smart guy.  I've taken larger than him to the ground more than once on the job.  I'm sure it only hurt them a little and maybe bruised their ego.  Giving them a felony record for assault on a Peace Officer and suing them into bankruptcy will sting a little bit longer.