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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Is Ted Kennedy dying?

Posted: 8/18/2001 11:08:03 AM EDT

Saw on the cover of a the Enquirer and the Star at the grocery store just now that he is dying. I know the credibility of those rags, but they did break the lewinsky story. Any truth to these you think?

Posted: 8/18/2001 11:17:47 AM EDT

[#1]

The fat bastard has been brain dead from alcohol for years. Maybe his stinking carcas is just now catching up. Can't happen soon enough to suit me.

Posted: 8/18/2001 11:18:44 AM EDT

[#2]

FWIW, His staff denied rumor even before story was printed. Most mainstream press types are pooh-poohing the idea. If it's liver probs, we'll know fairly soon.

Posted: 8/18/2001 2:24:38 PM EDT

[#3]

I saw something on Drudgereport the other day but i dismissed it.

Something about his liver. Oh my! Never would have thunk it!

Posted: 8/18/2001 2:41:57 PM EDT

[#4]

His liver!! OMG
He'll probably buy a new one.

Posted: 8/18/2001 3:32:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Who in the Hell would have a liver big enough for Teddy? Maybe one from an elephant, but Teddy, being a good Lib, wouldn't go there.

Posted: 8/18/2001 7:48:21 PM EDT

[#6]

The world could become a better place,if this is
true,but alas I fear the bastard will not go quietly into the night.[moon]Bite me Teddy!

I did hear that he was working with Bill Gates
on a new interactive game called"Put the blonde
in the pond"[:P]

Posted: 8/18/2001 8:04:00 PM EDT

[#7]

Please, please, please, tell me its true.

If so, he's probably already taken a donor liver from someone more deserving.

Posted: 8/18/2001 8:42:33 PM EDT

[#8]

Dead Kennedys, good group [:D]

GoodBye Ted Kennedy [beer]

Posted: 8/18/2001 8:45:03 PM EDT

[#9]

I hope his death doesn't generate sympathy for his pet causes. That could suck heavily.

Posted: 8/18/2001 9:01:41 PM EDT

[#10]

Unfortunately, even if the fat old bastard corks-off there will be another to take his place. Those damn Kennedy's are like cockroaches and the American public has some sort of sick fascination with that whole family of drunken baboons.

Posted: 8/18/2001 9:04:06 PM EDT

[#11]

Must be true, it was on the front page of the Inquirer, and the Star!

When I saw them at Wally world this evening, I said to my sister (Loudly) "that guy is the embodyment of all that is evil, it won't be a moment too soon. Some old lady gave me a dirty look. (Damn liberals, even in the heartland)

He will just kill himself a nice young female "Donor".

Question to the resident AR15 Docs: Will a liver still be viable for transplant after marinating in river water over-night?

The Doctor: "Hey Teddy, Looks like your livers finally giving out' where you going to get a new one?"

Reply: Er, uh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Doc.

Posted: 8/18/2001 9:05:01 PM EDT

[#12]

We can all hope.

[moon]

Posted: 8/18/2001 9:18:39 PM EDT

[#13]

Soon he will join the rest of his family in hell. You can always tell which one is Ted, he'll burn a bluish flame due to the higher alcohol content.

Posted: 8/18/2001 11:38:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Dude where is my car?

No Slack!

Posted: 8/18/2001 11:43:36 PM EDT

[#15]

You could squeeze his liver and extract 100 proof Vodka from it. Hell, maybe even 100%.

Posted: 8/19/2001 12:27:11 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
he's probably already taken a donor liver from someone more deserving.

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Where have you guys been? He's had a donor liver for about 20+ yrs. And Ya'll thought that he just happened to run into that river by accident. BS
KenS

Posted: 8/19/2001 12:52:42 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Dead Kennedys, good group [:D]

GoodBye Ted Kennedy [beer]

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LOL. Yeah, [U]Too Drunk To Fu[/U], er, Drive...

Posted: 8/19/2001 4:42:18 PM EDT

[#18]

700PSS and Shaggy are correct:

His pet causes will gain sympathetic support, and another Kennedy (or worse) would take his place.

He is well loved by 75% of MA voters alone.

Posted: 8/19/2001 5:14:22 PM EDT

[#19]

Hmmm...

[img]web-comm.com/ar15/kennedy.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/19/2001 6:51:14 PM EDT

[#20]

Ok since we are ripping on the Kennedys its joke
time.

[b]Q:what are 3 things a Kennedy can't do well?[/b]

[b]A: Drive,ski,and fly an airplane.[/b][moon][-!-!-][spank]

Posted: 8/20/2001 9:39:04 PM EDT

[#21]

If he dies his replacement is chosen by the Massachutsetts Governor, who I believe is a Liberal. Another Kennedy'll probably get his seat. At least he'll be gone. But, it'll probably to no avail since the next guy'll be an asshole also.

Posted: 8/20/2001 9:50:27 PM EDT

[#22]

I saw him in person once, about 10 years ago in the Washington National airport, man he was ugly then, I would hate to think what he must look like now!!

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:35:35 AM EDT

[#23]

Good.

That worthless SOB killed that poor lady many years ago.

Payback time.

Posted: 8/21/2001 11:24:52 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
If he dies his replacement is chosen by the Massachutsetts Governor, who I believe is a Liberal. Another Kennedy'll probably get his seat. At least he'll be gone. But, it'll probably to no avail since the next guy'll be an asshole also.

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The current Governor of MA is a moderate female Republican, She'd probably pick a RINO to fill the seat.

Almost anyone with an (R) after their name would be better than Teddy though.

Posted: 8/21/2001 11:34:43 AM EDT

[#25]

Teddy will never die, he is one of the devils imps, and hence, can not die.

Posted: 8/21/2001 4:00:40 PM EDT

[#26]

Be cool if does become worm food [xx(]

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