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Posted: 8/27/2004 3:47:56 AM EST


After reading JIMBEAM'S thread about what is cheating I posted this one with a question I've always had about cheating.

O.K., I had a hard weeks work and on Friday I stop off at the Asian massage parlor on the way home. I get a sauna, shower and scrub, and a massage to get a few knots out. Well, while getting some knots out the lady asks me if I plan on tipping her and I say sure( I always tip) and then she proceeds to let out a very big knot out of the "soup bone"by doing the "one, two stroke". Now, I wasn't there with the that in mind, I didn't ask for it, she just did it. It was "just" a hand job so is that cheating?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:49:25 AM EST
IMO...yes...

Billy boy cheated and that was a BJ...same rules apply...
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:49:44 AM EST
Uh... YES.

You could have stopped her if you didn't want it.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:50:10 AM EST
It only took two strokes?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:51:05 AM EST
Ahhhh yes!!


The old "Massage & Release"....

I would have to say this answer really depends on what your intentions were...only you know what your true goals were.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:51:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?










Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:52:01 AM EST
I guess its pre-pubescant sex ed day at Arfcom.

Its kinda like they say in football - don't dance when you reach the end zone. Act like you been there before, and you plan on being back soon.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:52:33 AM EST
yes.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:53:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?










Sgtar15




STill laughing


Oh my Lord that was funny...


Om my...

Sgt(whipingtearsaway)ar15


­SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:53:44 AM EST
Please IM me the address of this place.

Thank you.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:53:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
yes.



+1

Would you, or could you tell your wife about it when you got home? Would she be OK with it?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:54:36 AM EST
GI... you wan happy ending?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:55:18 AM EST
My wife told me "If ya gotta ask, it's cheating!". Your significant other probably thinks the same. Sorry, rocko.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:56:37 AM EST
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:56:59 AM EST
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey. You walked out of there relaxed did you not? If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating. Five maybe.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:58:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By garr:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?



If his wife got off from someone stroking HER soupbone, then our hero Johnny Blade has bigger things to worry about.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:58:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By garr:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?



+1
YES!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:59:23 AM EST
You sir are a Man-Whore. You cheated.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:59:51 AM EST
Nope. Just IMO, of course.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:00:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?



ONLY two strokes? Hell, I was lucky to get two strokes! The lady was pretty hot(big boobies shifting around in a white silk blouse) and it was a BIG shock when it started happening! So.......
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:00:22 AM EST
U got girlfriend Vietnam? Me Love u long time. hug.gif

Yeah I would say that is cheating.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:00:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:

Originally Posted By garr:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?



+1
YES!



+2, Hell yes.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:00:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?










Sgtar15




STill laughing


Oh my Lord that was funny...


Om my...

Sgt(whipingtearsaway)ar15


­SGtar15





ahh...whhhhh...ahhhhh..

Damn...that was funny...


I can relax now...thanks for the laugh...


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:02:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?



ONLY two strokes? Hell, I was lucky to get two strokes! The lady was pretty hot(big boobies shifting around in a white silk blouse) and it was a BIG shock when it started happening! So.......




Okay...I change my answer.


Since you are able to give such an acurate desription of this woman then you obviously planned it.


WHich equals cheating

<­BR>
BTW...Got pics?

SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:03:47 AM EST
When these scenarios pop up I try and take it from a different view. If my wife was the massage person and some guy was getting the massage, would I consider it cheating if she did that to him?

Hell yea!

It's a simple math thing...replace the woman in any of these type scenarios with your wife. Replace yourself with some Joe off the street. What's the answer?

nuff said
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:03:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey. You walked out of there relaxed did you not? If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating. Five maybe.



See, this is my feelings toward it. If I go back knowing what might happen then it is cheating.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:05:36 AM EST
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:05:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey. You walked out of there relaxed did you not? If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating. Five maybe.



See, this is my feelings toward it. If I go back knowing what might happen then it is cheating.



Right!

You can only play the ignorance card once! Carry on and live a good life soldier!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:06:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
If his wife got off from someone stroking HER soupbone, then our hero Johnny Blade has bigger things to worry about.


Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:06:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?



All male massage parlor employees are gay, that logic doesn't apply!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:08:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By garr:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?



I thought all men learned , oh about at the age of seven or eight, that men are not held to the same moral standards as women? You know that old double standard.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:08:32 AM EST
A rub n tug.
Cheating is a state of mind. If you can convince yourself it wasnt, it wasnt.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:11:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 4:12:09 AM EST by Dolomite]

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?




Ahhhh.... C'mon... Ahhhh.... Don't stop writing Big Ben... Ohhh!!!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:12:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:13:39 AM EST
"She imagined his fingers were his throbbing manhood as he slipped them in and out of her bubbling crevasse..."
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:22:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By Clay-More:

Originally Posted By JohnBlade23:
she proceeds to let out a very big knot out of the "soup bone"by doing the "one, two stroke". Now, I wasn't there with the that in mind, I didn't ask for it, she just did it. It was "just" a hand job so is that cheating?



Despite the fact that you lacked intent, another woman put her hand on your bone (and you spilled puddin'). Perhaps you're trying to rationalize this act because there was no coital penetration.

So if another guy sucked your wife's tits, is that cheating?






Would she have gotten a set of beads?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:22:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
I guess its pre-pubescant sex ed day at Arfcom.

Its kinda like they say in football - don't dance when you reach the end zone. Act like you been there before, and you plan on being back soon.




Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:27:38 AM EST
Boy, my back sure is sore this morning, where was that massage parlor again?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:31:34 AM EST
The massage with the "happy ending"?

C'Mon you knew those places are infamous for that!!

Hell Yeah it was cheating!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:31:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
It only took two strokes?





You "cheated" her.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:37:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:
Nope. Just IMO, of course.



Please disgregard anything this man says. He is not right in the head.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:47:52 AM EST
I would consider that cheating.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:06:33 AM EST
Damn, I thought you were joking about the two strokes part. I have to change my answer. If it only took two strokes, I guess you didn't have time to react. So you're in the clear.

Stroke one: (thinking) What the heck is going on???

Stroke two: (thinking) I should say someth.... (outloud) "Oh God! Uhggg!!!"

Dude, two strokes???
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:30:58 AM EST
Hey, I've got one of those massage parlors here in town too. I always get the happy ending.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:36:07 AM EST
Yep, you cheated
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:36:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 5:37:35 AM EST by BeetleBailey]
[mallrats/] But did you come!!!!!?? [/mallrats]

sorry had to...

p.s. so what $ did you tip her any way?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:42:48 AM EST
wow some of you guys should run for Democrat presidential candidate



yes it's friggin cheating. doesn't matter what your definition of "is" is.

now having said that, where is this place again?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:45:32 AM EST
Two strokes? Obviously you were not flaccid so you knew what was coming. Don’t go back and don’t sweat it.

Course I’ve never been in a committed relationship that didn’t involve cheating; YMMV.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:47:38 AM EST
"No honey, she was just cleaning it and the damn thing just went off!"
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 6:22:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By pale_pony:
"No honey, she was just cleaning it and the damn thing just went off!"





Yeah, you cheated.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 6:27:33 AM EST
absolutely cheating.
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