I work as a CO in a large detention center... Today one of my partners tells me that she's gonna cut the AA program that was going on for some of the inmates short by basically telling the volunteers their time was up... When it really wasn't.
Why...?
Because she had plans to go drinkin' after shift with a few friends...

'Same unit later tonight... Big tough jail guards who think nothing of storming into a crisis to kick ass and take names won't go do tours in the basement 'cause there's a mouse runnin' around...

irony.