Posted: 8/22/2006 10:22:02 AM EDT
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Read it all before you say a word ! ! ! >> Question 1: >> >> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who >> were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had >> syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? >> >> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. >> >> >> Question 2: >> >> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here >> are the facts about the three candidates. >> >> >> >> Candidate A. >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's >> had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a >> day. >> >> >> Candidate B. >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >> college and drinks a quart of >> whiskey every evening. >> >> >> Candidate C. >> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >> occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. >> >> >> Which of these candidates would be our choice? >> >> >> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. >> >> ------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> >> >> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >> >> Candidate B is Winston Churchill. >> >> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said >> YES, you just killed Beethoven. >> >> >> >> >> >> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. >> >> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading... >> >> >> Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the >> ark. >> >> Professionals...built the Titanic. >> >> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more >> than 500 employees and has the following statistics: >> >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse >> >> * 7 have been arrested for fraud >> >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks >> >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at >> >> least 2 businesses >> >> * 3 have done time for assault >> >> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >> >> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >> >> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting >> >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits >> >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... >> >> >> >> >> Can you guess which organization this is? >> >> >> >> Give up yet? >> >> >> >> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. >> >> The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to >> keep the rest of us in line. |
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