In the shower... > General Discussion

Posted: 8/31/2004 1:46:35 AM EDT

So you've been sitting on your bum all day drinking brewskis and watching football. Time to take a shower.

So you're in the shower soaping up your tremendous pecs. Mr Budweiser decides he has overstayed his welcome and wants to leave.

Do you get out of the shower or just let it fly?

Posted: 8/31/2004 1:49:43 AM EDT

[#1]

Yes, it goes to the same place. Its diluted by the water.

Plus my toilet is too far

Posted: 8/31/2004 1:52:06 AM EDT

[#2]

Yes. Also you can piss yourself then shower.

Posted: 8/31/2004 2:33:37 AM EDT

[#3]

Do me a favor and never use the word "tinkling" again. Your manlyhood depends on it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:29:34 AM EDT

[#4]

Let it rip!

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:33:51 AM EDT

[#5]

I thought piss could cure athletes foot!

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:35:41 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Do me a favor and never use the word "tinkling" again. Your manlyhood depends on it.

I agree. Your man card should be suspended indefinitely for that comment.

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:37:05 AM EDT

[#7]

Aim towards the drain, or towards your feet if the athlete's foot is acting up.

Kharn

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:39:57 AM EDT

[#8]

Just who the fuck owns that shower?

Bob

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:48:48 AM EDT

[#9]

Why do you want to know???

Posted: 8/31/2004 3:48:55 AM EDT

[#10]

lean back and piss straight up. Make the stream collaps on its self like a fountain. Its good stuff!!! But remember to lean back.

Whats the big deal. Piss is sterile, not like shit. So you piss and it goes down the drain. Big woop. I'm not getting out of the shower, making the floor wet so that I can piss.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:35:39 AM EDT

[#11]

I recommend taking a whiz in the shower. Then, when you're done, open another beer & light a cigarette. Continue showering.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:20:40 AM EDT

[#12]

Why the hell would anyone NOT piss in the shower? It's perfectly OK.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:25:05 AM EDT

[#13]

It's going down the drain anyway. Why not.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:38:53 AM EDT

[#14]

PISS OFF. And take that commie prick off of your avatar.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:52:26 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
PISS OFF. And take that commie prick off of your avatar.

You're always so full of sunshine and cheer...

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:59:00 AM EDT

[#16]

Oh yah. And, if you have hair clogging the strainer on the drain, you can just power-hose that clump to the side, allowing better drainage.

Really, who cares? It's not like it clings or sticks to things; it all gets washed away. That, and it conserves water! All those treehuggers should be loving me for pissing in the shower.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:00:14 AM EDT

[#17]

Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:07:44 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.

Dude I now did that to his wife once...funny, shes his EXwife now

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:13:29 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.

Soooo.... I assume this is a right of passage? Pee on each, see how they react?

ROFLMAO

TRG

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:14:33 AM EDT

[#20]

No one cares if ya piss, but nothing compares to that early morning rush where your mind says "Skip the morning dump and take a shower".

2 minutes into the shower you get a little *grumble*. "Damnitasssonofabitch"

Get the floor all wet as you leap out and plant yourself on the porcelain.

Or maybe that was just me.... once.... only once... ..

*crickets*

- BG

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:18:32 AM EDT

[#21]

I know a guy who has a funny thing he does.
When he's on the beach talking to chicks, he pees himself.
His rationale is that he's going to go in the water, anyhow. He pees there in his suit...
So why not?
If they notice, he pretends not to know.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:32:18 AM EDT

[#22]

I bet this guy is a Real Chick Magnet

Quoted:
I know a guy who has a funny thing he does.
When he's on the beach talking to chicks, he pees himself.
His rationale is that he's going to go in the water, anyhow. He pees there in his suit...
So why not?
If they notice, he pretends not to know.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:45:35 AM EDT

[#23]

Actually, he does quite well.
Surfer, and all that.

You know the type.... can get away with anything.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:46:58 AM EDT

[#24]

It's all pipes! What's the difference?!!

Different pipes go to different places. You're gonna mix 'em up!

I'll call a plumber right now!

Alright, can we cool it with the pee-pipe talk here!

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:48:58 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I thought piss could cure athletes foot!

Piss on your feet and toes daily in the shower, rinse thoroughly, and you'll NEVER have athlete's foot again.

Posted: 8/31/2004 7:10:06 AM EDT

[#26]

I did in the shower and accidently hit my GFs leg. She wasnt happy at all.

Posted: 8/31/2004 7:13:48 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.

Posted: 8/31/2004 7:18:20 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I thought piss could cure athletes foot!

Piss on your feet and toes daily in the shower, rinse thoroughly, and you'll NEVER have athlete's foot again.

Of course, you'll also never get a date again.

Single, with no athlete's foot, and the lingering scent of urine...

TRG

Posted: 8/31/2004 11:58:22 AM EDT

[#29]

Yes, sometimes

Posted: 8/31/2004 12:15:03 PM EDT

[#30]

stand in the shower, but don't turn the water on.

piss straight up and give yourself a he-man shower

Posted: 8/31/2004 12:17:28 PM EDT

[#31]

go for it

Posted: 8/31/2004 8:33:24 PM EDT

[#32]

When I piss in the shower, I toss my schlong over my shoulder so I piss behind me. It's more fun that way.

Posted: 8/31/2004 8:34:31 PM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 8/31/2004 11:35:37 PM EDT

[#34]

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Damn that's a good one.

Posted: 8/31/2004 11:46:37 PM EDT

[#35]

Of course.

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