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Posted: 8/31/2004 12:46:35 AM EST
So you've been sitting on your bum all day drinking brewskis and watching football. Time to take a shower.

So you're in the shower soaping up your tremendous pecs. Mr Budweiser decides he has overstayed his welcome and wants to leave.

Do you get out of the shower or just let it fly?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:49:43 AM EST
Yes, it goes to the same place. Its diluted by the water.

Plus my toilet is too far
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:52:06 AM EST
Yes. Also you can piss yourself then shower.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 1:33:37 AM EST
Do me a favor and never use the word "tinkling" again. Your manlyhood depends on it.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:29:34 AM EST
Let it rip!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:33:51 AM EST
I thought piss could cure athletes foot!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:35:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By badeffect10:
Do me a favor and never use the word "tinkling" again. Your manlyhood depends on it.



I agree. Your man card should be suspended indefinitely for that comment.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:37:05 AM EST
Aim towards the drain, or towards your feet if the athlete's foot is acting up.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:39:57 AM EST
Just who the fuck owns that shower?

Bob
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:48:48 AM EST
Why do you want to know???
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:48:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 2:49:39 AM EST by mjohn3006]
lean back and piss straight up. Make the stream collaps on its self like a fountain. Its good stuff!!! But remember to lean back.

Whats the big deal. Piss is sterile, not like shit. So you piss and it goes down the drain. Big woop. I'm not getting out of the shower, making the floor wet so that I can piss.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:35:39 AM EST
I recommend taking a whiz in the shower. Then, when you're done, open another beer & light a cigarette. Continue showering.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:20:40 AM EST
Why the hell would anyone NOT piss in the shower? It's perfectly OK.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:25:05 AM EST
It's going down the drain anyway. Why not.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:38:53 AM EST
PISS OFF. And take that commie prick off of your avatar.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:52:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
PISS OFF. And take that commie prick off of your avatar.




You're always so full of sunshine and cheer...
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:59:00 AM EST
Oh yah. And, if you have hair clogging the strainer on the drain, you can just power-hose that clump to the side, allowing better drainage.

Really, who cares? It's not like it clings or sticks to things; it all gets washed away. That, and it conserves water! All those treehuggers should be loving me for pissing in the shower.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:00:14 AM EST
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:07:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By 338winmag:
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.



Dude I now did that to his wife once...funny, shes his EXwife now
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:13:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:14:33 AM EST
No one cares if ya piss, but nothing compares to that early morning rush where your mind says "Skip the morning dump and take a shower".

2 minutes into the shower you get a little *grumble*. "Damnitasssonofabitch"

Get the floor all wet as you leap out and plant yourself on the porcelain.

Or maybe that was just me.... once.... only once... ..

*crickets*

- BG
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:18:32 AM EST
I know a guy who has a funny thing he does.
When he's on the beach talking to chicks, he pees himself.
His rationale is that he's going to go in the water, anyhow. He pees there in his suit...
So why not?
If they notice, he pretends not to know.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:32:18 AM EST
I bet this guy is a Real Chick Magnet


Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
I know a guy who has a funny thing he does.
When he's on the beach talking to chicks, he pees himself.
His rationale is that he's going to go in the water, anyhow. He pees there in his suit...
So why not?
If they notice, he pretends not to know.

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:45:35 AM EST
Actually, he does quite well.
Surfer, and all that.

You know the type.... can get away with anything.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:46:58 AM EST
It's all pipes! What's the difference?!!

Different pipes go to different places. You're gonna mix 'em up!

I'll call a plumber right now!

Alright, can we cool it with the pee-pipe talk here!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:48:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
I thought piss could cure athletes foot!



Piss on your feet and toes daily in the shower, rinse thoroughly, and you'll NEVER have athlete's foot again.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 6:10:06 AM EST
I did in the shower and accidently hit my GFs leg. She wasnt happy at all.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 6:13:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By 338winmag:
Here is a warning. Don't piss on your girlfriend or wifes leg. For some reason they do not see the humor in it. One once asked me if I was marking my territory.



Link Posted: 8/31/2004 6:18:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:58:22 AM EST
Yes, sometimes
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 11:15:03 AM EST
stand in the shower, but don't turn the water on.

piss straight up and give yourself a he-man shower


Link Posted: 8/31/2004 11:17:28 AM EST
go for it
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 7:33:24 PM EST
When I piss in the shower, I toss my schlong over my shoulder so I piss behind me. It's more fun that way.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 7:34:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:35:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
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Damn that's a good one.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 10:46:37 PM EST
Of course.
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