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Posted: 12/18/2016 1:40:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:41:04 AM EDT
[#1]

It depends.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:43:54 AM EDT
[#2]
50/50 depending on the day.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:44:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Mine puts up with my dumbass all the time.

I'll rattle the ice in my empty glass and tell her that I'll bet that my next wife will keep my tea glass full.

I tell her that I traded two possum hides to her daddy for her. She was telling a friend of hers that I say that I traded two coon hides for her when I interrupted and told her that if I would have had coon hides, I would have got her sister.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:51:38 AM EDT
[#4]
My wife puts up with my shit. I just told her i want to buy an M35 truck, custom, bobbed, she said okay honey....
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:00:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:03:12 AM EDT
[#6]
I spent 4 years running around on my wife with women 10+ years younger than her, drank myself into inpatient, and had a general piss-poor attitude.

We're still married. it'll be 13 years in may.

Edit: hell, I had to actually remember the right number of years of marriage.  
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:03:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Her shit for sure.  Why I haven't moved on, I dunno.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:08:52 AM EDT
[#8]
About dead even here, 34 years together tomorrow!!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:10:51 AM EDT
[#9]
I'd say we were about even. She put up with my work and all the things I needed to get done. I put up with her family and some of her decisions that weren't very smart (She didn't think long term is a good way to put it). She dumped me on the 4th of July because I wouldn't quit my job. This holiday season sucks.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:11:46 AM EDT
[#10]
It depends on how $$$ you make and whether or not you were smart enough to get her to sign a prenup.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:14:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:25:02 AM EDT
[#12]
48 years last Wednesday.  Its been 50/50 for a long time now.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:28:09 AM EDT
[#13]
The ex-wife was a hypocrite of the highest order.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:29:49 AM EDT
[#14]
Even she would tell you its imbalanced and that I put up with way more from her than she puts up with from me.

And I'd tell you that too. Its pretty one sided. I'm awesome.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:30:24 AM EDT
[#15]
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48 years last Wednesday.  Its been 50/50 for a long time now.
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Congrats.  I've been married 14 years and that feels like 48 to me.  
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:30:43 AM EDT
[#16]
I am full of shit, ergo my wife is a saint.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:32:42 AM EDT
[#17]
Very little shit in my life, and I don't involve her anyways.
She, however, loves to find more shit for me to put up with.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:34:33 AM EDT
[#18]
We both try to use our heads and not do mindless shit seemingly like most contemporary folks have a passion/penchant for doing.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:35:18 AM EDT
[#19]
My Ex was a great lady only she didn't have a seriousness of purpose with regard to accomplishing a lot in life.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:38:58 AM EDT
[#20]
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I am full of shit, ergo my wife is a saint.
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My wife is exceptionally good. I am very average.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:39:52 AM EDT
[#21]
My wife is a saint
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:43:36 AM EDT
[#22]
She's put up with sooo much of my shit but as we get older I find that her shit is getting on my nerves more.  I wonder if it's the same with her.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:52:06 AM EDT
[#23]
After 35 years of marriage I know my wife is going to heaven, I already put her through hell.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:40:20 AM EDT
[#24]
I would have told me to get fucked years ago.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:47:10 AM EDT
[#25]
For 28 years I've paid every bill

She has barely worked in all that time, yeah whatever shit I do she is lucky, also I'm extremely laid back so don't react to her shit so she's doubly lucky. Because I'm damn sure a lot of others wouldn't put up with her.

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:55:15 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 6:44:01 AM EDT
[#27]
For 30 years she put up with way more of mine then I did of hers. She passed away 11\16\16 I wish I was putting up with hers right now.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 7:23:07 AM EDT
[#28]
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For 30 years she put up with way more of mine then I did of hers. She passed away 11\16\16 I wish I was putting up with hers right now.
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Damn man, sorry to hear that


My wife likes to bitch, like a lot she just enjoys it. But she's pretty easy on me and I slide by with a lot, I'd say its relatively close to 50/50.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 7:56:13 AM EDT
[#29]
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For 30 years she put up with way more of mine then I did of hers. She passed away 11\16\16 I wish I was putting up with hers right now.
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I'm sorry, brother.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:13:18 AM EDT
[#30]
Ours is definitely a case of "she puts up with me." I'm a very lucky man, and I know it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:25:09 AM EDT
[#31]
I will say this; that if you can't put up with "her shit" with a great attitude your marriage is in trouble down the road.

My wife is "almost" Christ incarnate and she has a hard time with my "stuff".  

I've decided that if I ever find myself single again that I'm not going to subject some poor woman to my bullshit....cause it was bought cheap and  stacked deep.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:43:12 AM EDT
[#32]
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Poll (stripper pole!) inbound.  For me, I'd say it's close to even, with her, God bless her heart, putting up with more of mine.
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She puts up with way more of mine, she rarely ever gives me any grief at all!


Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:44:45 AM EDT
[#33]
My wife is pretty good at it.

My favorite from last year was "Where did that tractor come from?"

"I bought it...couldn't pass it up."

She just shook her head and that was the end of it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:50:50 AM EDT
[#34]
About even.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:02:25 AM EDT
[#35]
10 X more me, but I'm not a bastard about it...at least not to her.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:06:12 AM EDT
[#36]
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Mine puts up with my dumbass all the time.

I'll rattle the ice in my empty glass and tell her that I'll bet that my next wife will keep my tea glass full.

I tell her that I traded two possum hides to her daddy for her. She was telling a friend of hers that I say that I traded two coon hides for her when I interrupted and told her that if I would have had coon hides, I would have got her sister.
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LMAO!

You should thank whatever deity you pray to that you wake up everyday with both of your testicles or with your hand not superglued to your wang.

That is still maybe the funniest shit I have read here in a while.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:09:12 AM EDT
[#37]
I'm forgetful, work lots of hours, and spend more money, so I'd say she puts up with quite a bit. My wife is the best.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:12:24 AM EDT
[#38]
shes an angel and puts up with my shit.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:13:14 AM EDT
[#39]
Pretty even.

I am a little more whacked out than her though.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:46:28 AM EDT
[#40]
She puts up with my bullshit and I hers, about even.

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:51:19 AM EDT
[#41]
I have no opinion.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:18:38 AM EDT
[#42]
I say about the same overall. We both have our 'tarded spells that gets on the other's nerves.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:19:39 AM EDT
[#43]
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I put up with hers.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:26:18 AM EDT
[#44]
50 50
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:34:54 AM EDT
[#45]
I never really thought about it. I'd say we are probably even. You've got two personalities living together, so there is going to be give and take to make things work smoothly. No one is perfect.  





Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:09:59 AM EDT
[#46]
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Mine puts up with my dumbass all the time.

I'll rattle the ice in my empty glass and tell her that I'll bet that my next wife will keep my tea glass full.

I tell her that I traded two possum hides to her daddy for her. She was telling a friend of hers that I say that I traded two coon hides for her when I interrupted and told her that if I would have had coon hides, I would have got her sister.
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I don't post things like this often.  

That is truly impressive and inspiring to men everywhere.    






Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:16:00 AM EDT
[#47]
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I put up with hers.
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This.  


I bet it's 75/25.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:18:21 AM EDT
[#48]
She puts up with way more of my shit. She'll ask me to do something and I'll agree to it but then do the complete and total opposite of what I was just asked.

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:22:00 PM EDT
[#49]
He puts up with more of mine but, to be fair, it's made up of silly little things like......once in a while I forget to make sure he has clean underwear or the other day he had to go through the backyard to get in the house after nightshift because I accidentally locked the hasp on the garage door.  The only reason it's unbalanced is because he's pretty much perfect.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:24:13 PM EDT
[#50]
Not gonna lie, I am a spoiled, self centered brat
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