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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:03:12 PM EDT
Fox news stays on in the corner of my office most days and they run the commercial multiple times an hour...she lost 28 lbs....she is in the best shape of her life...she looks great in that purple Bikini...strangest thing though...she is orange...and while she is telling us how great Nutri system is she shakes her head in a very apparent "no gesture"....I should probably change the channel....
ETA:now with Moar pic 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:04:50 PM EDT
[#1]
what. the. fuck.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:07:39 PM EDT
[#2]
No, you should probably post pics.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:08:32 PM EDT
[#3]
just get a "real doll" copy... can not sound any crazier than the OP
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:08:58 PM EDT
[#4]
OP you are having a stroke, or snowleopard got you in her cult.........
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:09:12 PM EDT
[#5]
You should send her a letter. We will help you write it.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:10:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Is this her?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:12:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Carotenemia - She's gonna die.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:13:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote Historynot sure if that is a nightmare or a dream |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:15:18 PM EDT
[#9]
photoshop and lots of make-up helps
 i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:15:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Orange chick = orange dick
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:16:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Eat your heart out, OP.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:18:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Shes not a mom!
Plus she looks like she's got a lot of plastic in her face. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:18:52 PM EDT
[#13]
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photoshop and lots of make-up helps
i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:20:55 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm falling for those cheetahs.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:24:43 PM EDT
[#15]
probably shaking her head to bounce her hair and look pretty. If she looks good in a bikini that cancels the part of my post where I caution that big losers often look 90 naked due to the leftover looseness.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:25:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Yep; 28 pounds in four different locations. Or five.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:25:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:30:08 PM EDT
[#18]
I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:32:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt "Goin' in! Hee hee!" |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:32:46 PM EDT
[#20]
Just keep your eye on the " before" picture, because that's where it's going to end, once she loses focus.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:33:27 PM EDT
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:35:36 PM EDT
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg LOL |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:40:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
photoshop and lots of make-up helps
i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:40:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Give it a shot, OP. I bet she has low self esteem from being a fatty. And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:43:05 PM EDT
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Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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photoshop and lots of make-up helps
i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies. She'll go off plan for the holidays, and it'll go bqck to looking like cottage cheese. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:44:29 PM EDT
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Give it a shot, OP. I bet she has low self esteem from being a fatty. And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it. Love this post. Watch out though. Once she gets her pay day, she is going right back to that total pig status. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:47:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
photoshop and lots of make-up helps
i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
Her nickname was 'C5A flaps' 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:48:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Google up Any C Nutrisystem.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:56:58 PM EDT
[#29]
That's funny. I have a thing for the blond in the Weight Watchers commercials. I'm not sure why...
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:57:59 PM EDT
[#30]
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not sure if that is a nightmare or a dream Quote HistoryQuoted:
not sure if that is a nightmare or a dream I've got the weirdest boner right now. 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:59:42 PM EDT
[#31]
The funny thing about the Nutrisystem girl is she looks fine in the video when she's moving... but that still shot of her looks like crap. Like they Photoshopped frog legs onto her body.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:00:11 PM EDT
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg 
Needs more other Wendy's chick 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:06:53 PM EDT
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Needs more other Wendy's chick http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg
Needs more other Wendy's chick http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg There was a girl in one of my engineering classes who looked a lot like the hot wendy's chick, just with curly and slightly shorter hair. Maybe it was just that she was one of like 5 females in a class of 150
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:16:34 PM EDT
[#34]
You're falling for her? That is pretty serious man.
I'd just like to pork her. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:35:15 PM EDT
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg Brilliant! |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:36:00 PM EDT
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Needs more other Wendy's chick http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt yeah not my type but whatever gets you going.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg
Needs more other Wendy's chick http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg Now that's better. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:37:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
photoshop and lots of make-up helps
i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
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Posted: 7/26/2013 2:17:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2013 2:28:41 PM EDT
[#39]
Fappable if in a hurry.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 2:44:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Of all the women, this one is your pick? seriously?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 5:06:35 PM EDT
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Of all the women, this one is your pick? seriously? At least he's not talking about sucking dick to get a taste. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 5:20:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it. On the chance she doesn't have, you can always get BJ University In A Can by dipping your junk in a tub of Duncan Hines Frosting. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 5:40:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On the chance she doesn't have, you can always get BJ University In A Can by dipping your junk in a tub of Duncan Hines Frosting. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it. On the chance she doesn't have, you can always get BJ University In A Can by dipping your junk in a tub of Duncan Hines Frosting. What the Canuck? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 5:46:39 PM EDT
[#44]
I bet she feels the same way OP
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:01:37 PM EDT
[#45]
needs more Jana Kramer
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:10:50 PM EDT
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That's funny. I have a thing for the blond in the Weight Watchers commercials. I'm not sure why... http://goodmenproject.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WeightWatchers.jpg Maybe because you haven't seen Jennifer Hudson lately...
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:13:21 PM EDT
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I bet she feels the same way OP
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Posted: 7/26/2013 6:30:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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That's funny. I have a thing for the blond in the Weight Watchers commercials. I'm not sure why... http://goodmenproject.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WeightWatchers.jpg Maybe because you haven't seen Jennifer Hudson lately...  http://youtu.be/vhYEcEJq5l8
YESSSSS! She was cute before dropping the pounds. Now.....
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