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Posted: 7/26/2013 12:03:12 PM EDT
Fox news stays on in the corner of my office most days and they run the commercial multiple times an hour...she lost 28 lbs....she is in the best shape of her life...she looks great in that purple Bikini...strangest thing though...she is orange...and while she is telling us how great Nutri system is she shakes her head in a very apparent "no gesture"....I should probably change the channel....

ETA:now with Moar pic
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:04:50 PM EDT
what. the. fuck.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:07:39 PM EDT
No, you should probably post pics.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:08:32 PM EDT
just get a "real doll" copy... can not sound any crazier than the OP
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:08:58 PM EDT
OP you are having a stroke, or snowleopard got you in her cult.........
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:09:12 PM EDT
You should send her a letter.  We will help you write it.  
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:10:57 PM EDT
Is this her?






Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:12:45 PM EDT
Carotenemia - She's gonna die.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:13:42 PM EDT
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not sure if that is a nightmare or a dream
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:15:18 PM EDT
photoshop and lots of make-up helps



i would still bang, but i wonder how bad her roast beef is after loosing all that fat
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:15:46 PM EDT
Orange chick = orange dick
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:16:35 PM EDT
Eat your heart out, OP.

Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:18:09 PM EDT
Shes not a mom!
Plus she looks like she's got a lot of plastic in her face.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:18:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:20:55 PM EDT
I'm falling for those cheetahs.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:24:43 PM EDT
probably shaking her head to bounce her hair and look pretty.  If she looks good in a bikini that cancels the part of my post where I caution that big losers often look 90 naked due to the leftover looseness.
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Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:30:08 PM EDT
I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt
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 "Goin' in! Hee hee!"
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:32:46 PM EDT
Just keep your eye on the " before" picture, because that's where it's going to end, once she loses focus.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:33:27 PM EDT
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
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LOL
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:40:19 PM EDT
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Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:40:57 PM EDT
Give it a shot, OP. I bet she has low self esteem from being a fatty. And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:43:05 PM EDT
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Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies.
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Can't say what her curtains would look like, but I'd wager ten bucks that her butt looks like a topographical map of the Rockies.


She'll go off plan for the holidays, and it'll go bqck to looking like cottage cheese.
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Give it a shot, OP. I bet she has low self esteem from being a fatty. And mad BJ skills from having to make up for it.
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Love this post.

Watch out though.
Once she gets her pay day, she is going right back to that total pig status.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:47:21 PM EDT
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Her nickname was 'C5A flaps'



Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:48:31 PM EDT
Google up Any C Nutrisystem.  
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:56:58 PM EDT
That's funny. I have a thing for the blond in the Weight Watchers commercials.  I'm not sure why...

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not sure if that is a nightmare or a dream

I've got the weirdest boner right now.  
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 12:59:42 PM EDT
The funny thing about the Nutrisystem girl is she looks fine in the video when she's moving... but that still shot of her looks like crap. Like they Photoshopped frog legs onto her body.
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg




Needs more other Wendy's chick

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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg




Needs more other Wendy's chick

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg


There was a girl in one of my engineering classes who looked a lot like the hot wendy's chick, just with curly and slightly shorter hair.  Maybe it was just that she was one of like 5 females in a class of 150
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:16:34 PM EDT
You're falling for her?  That is pretty serious man.

I'd just like to pork her.
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yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg


Brilliant!
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I would rather pound the Wendys chick, she at least look's cute and may have a BIG ASS under that shirt


yeah not my type but whatever gets you going....
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj67/lsheets65/lead-wendys_zpsee4bf6e5.jpg




Needs more other Wendy's chick

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Wendys_ThatsBetter2.jpg


Now that's better.
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she is nasty

 
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 2:28:41 PM EDT
Fappable if in a hurry.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 2:44:55 PM EDT
Of all the women, this one is your pick? seriously?




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At least he's not talking about sucking dick to get a taste.

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On the chance she doesn't have, you can always get BJ University In A Can by dipping your junk in a tub of Duncan Hines Frosting.
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On the chance she doesn't have, you can always get BJ University In A Can by dipping your junk in a tub of Duncan Hines Frosting.




 
What the Canuck?






Link Posted: 7/26/2013 5:46:39 PM EDT
I bet she feels the same way OP
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 6:01:37 PM EDT
needs more Jana Kramer



Link Posted: 7/26/2013 6:10:50 PM EDT
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Maybe because you haven't seen Jennifer Hudson lately...




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Maybe because you haven't seen Jennifer Hudson lately...

http://youtu.be/vhYEcEJq5l8


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That's funny. I have a thing for the blond in the Weight Watchers commercials.  I'm not sure why...

http://goodmenproject.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WeightWatchers.jpg

Maybe because you haven't seen Jennifer Hudson lately...

http://youtu.be/vhYEcEJq5l8




YESSSSS!
She was cute before dropping the pounds. Now.....
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