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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:22:59 AM EDT
Winn Dixie left this in their parking lot. I want to take it for a spin.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:25:52 AM EDT
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Ask yourself what would motherfucker the turtle do?
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:27:57 AM EDT
[#2]
The Irony that would be had if someone posted the article about Medicfrost getting arrested for riding that scooter drunk.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:29:03 AM EDT
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Might as well be a good citizen and return it to in front of their door then.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:29:10 AM EDT
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YOLO
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:29:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Do eet.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:34:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Pic of it happening or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:35:08 AM EDT
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The Irony that would be had if someone posted the article about Medicfrost getting arrested for riding that scooter drunk. This made me lol |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:36:13 AM EDT
[#8]
You got no balls if you don't make it wheelie...
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:37:20 AM EDT
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Hop on, find the nearest fast food joint go through drive through?
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:37:36 AM EDT
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Those are there for people to ride. Don't be a pussy.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:38:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:38:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Probably has lice, bed bugs, urine and fecal matter on it.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:40:54 AM EDT
[#13]
You're supposed to ride it.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:42:23 AM EDT
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Probably has lice, bed bugs, urine and fecal matter on it. That's kind of how I imagine MF. Walking around in dirty jean shorts, a t-shirt with a pocket that has a pack of smokes, crocs, and a dirty beard with the above in it. I'm probably wrong, but that's how I like to think of him when I see his posts. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:44:36 AM EDT
[#15]
2-stroke motor conversion
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:46:07 AM EDT
[#16]
Just do it.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:02:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Follow your dreams!
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:04:33 AM EDT
[#18]
OP has logged off. He must be in the back of the police car right now.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:07:35 AM EDT
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It will be stolen by morning, anyway.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:30:43 AM EDT
[#20]
Put an Arfcom sticker on it.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:32:38 AM EDT
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Probably has lice, bed bugs, urine and fecal matter on it. You had him at urine. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:41:28 AM EDT
[#22]
FPNI
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Posted: 12/12/2016 2:43:16 AM EDT
[#23]
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Put an Arfcom sticker on it. Probably already has one. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:01:24 AM EDT
[#24]
Bait scooter.........it's a trap!
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:03:13 AM EDT
[#25]
It has the makings of a good Florida Man story
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:05:29 AM EDT
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Probably got an airbag under the seat and those punks are gonna punk you OP...guess you will be able to post the video they make at least....
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:08:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:36:48 AM EDT
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one time on the way into the grocery store, a little old lady and her husband stopped me and asked me if I could take their little electric cart into the store for me. I resisted, because I didn't want to be a fat guy on a fucking electric scooter, but the little old lady looked me dead-ass in the eyes and said "Come on!" and I'm not about to take that kind of fucking shit off an old lady, so I commandeered the little electric scooter.
The controls don't work unless someone is sitting on it. I tried putting my hand on the seat and just leaning my weight on it to trigger the switch so it would roll, but that was super twitchy, and eventually I just sat in it and drove the 30 feet or so to the door. And let me tell y'all I've been a fat piece of shit for like 15 years. I have never felt so fucking ashamed of myself as i was crossing the street on that fucking electric scooter. I got it inside the door and more or less close to the other scooters by the door, and I full on long-stride power-walked the fuck away from that thing as fast as I could without breaking into an actual run. Fuck those electric scooters, dude. To be honest, it makes me feel a certain sympathy for fat people who have to use them because... man, you gotta be in some kind of state before you'll submit to that kind of indignity. And I pretend to be a fucking rabbit on the internet, I should know from fucking indignity. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:40:15 AM EDT
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one time on the way into the grocery store, a little old lady and her husband stopped me and asked me if I could take their little electric cart into the store for me. I resisted, because I didn't want to be a fat guy on a fucking electric scooter, but the little old lady looked me dead-ass in the eyes and said "Come on!" and I'm not about to take that kind of fucking shit off an old lady, so I commandeered the little electric scooter. The controls don't work unless someone is sitting on it. I tried putting my hand on the seat and just leaning my weight on it to trigger the switch so it would roll, but that was super twitchy, and eventually I just sat in it and drove the 30 feet or so to the door. And let me tell y'all I've been a fat piece of shit for like 15 years. I have never felt so fucking ashamed of myself as i was crossing the street on that fucking electric scooter. I got it inside the door and more or less close to the other scooters by the door, and I full on long-stride power-walked the fuck away from that thing as fast as I could without breaking into an actual run. Fuck those electric scooters, dude. To be honest, it makes me feel a certain sympathy for fat people who have to use them because... man, you gotta be in some kind of state before you'll submit to that kind of indignity. And I pretend to be a fucking rabbit on the internet, I should know from fucking indignity. Some people have no dignity. I've met quite a few people in my lifetime who have no problem riding the scooter. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:41:27 AM EDT
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Some people have no dignity. I've met quite a few people in my lifetime who have no problem riding the scooter. I want shame to make a comeback. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 3:43:58 AM EDT
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The Irony that would be had if someone posted the article about Medicfrost getting arrested for riding that scooter drunk. yes 
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Posted: 12/12/2016 4:03:19 AM EDT
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Winn Dixie left this in their parking lot. I want to take it for a spin. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/Medicfrost/Mobile%20Uploads/20161212_001954.jpg Take it to a McDonalds drive through. Post pics. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 4:04:23 AM EDT
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OP has logged off. He must be in the back of the police car right now. Nope. He went to the local Waffle House, picked up a young "co-ed" from the college, and they were last seen with her heels and fishnets flailing in the front basket. It's now parked outside Room 125 at the Motel 6 by the freeway. The one across the street from the liquor store. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 4:47:01 AM EDT
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It rained. Don't forget to wipe off the seat.........
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Posted: 12/12/2016 5:02:07 AM EDT
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Sniff the seat on that fucker. I fucking dare ya.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 5:13:17 AM EDT
[#36]
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Take it to a McDonalds drive through. Post pics. 
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Posted: 12/12/2016 5:15:32 AM EDT
[#37]
Do it or forever renounce your Floridaman aspirations and move to Wisconsin.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 6:27:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2016 6:29:42 AM EDT
[#39]
Batteries are dead.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 6:36:03 AM EDT
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I had to use those when I had a broken ankle in a cast. Most of the time, they are low on power and died on me in the middle of the store. "Sir, can I help you?" "Yes, I left my crutches at the front of the store with the greeter and need another scooter..." Luckily, my friend had finally came in after parking the car and got me another one.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 7:38:25 AM EDT
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Around here...you have to weigh 400 lbs and be from a rich and vibrant culture before you're allowed to even touch one of those things.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 7:40:02 AM EDT
[#42]
If you could get it to do donuts, it would be so worth it!
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Posted: 12/12/2016 7:41:05 AM EDT
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See if you can't dig out the lead acid batteries and stuff it full of lipos and go for a speed record.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 7:44:13 AM EDT
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I hope he did it.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:31:39 PM EDT
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LOL....stopped dude riding down the street with one of those from a local grocer...
"what are you doing with that?" "Well, I'm gonna bring it back? I live a couple miles away and I"m tired?" So the guy thinks he is special, screw the next guy that needs that to go shopping. Dude was a cancer patient but looks like he needed it more for all the stuff he was carrying... Asshole as far as I'm concerned but the store didn't want to do anything about it, didn't even want to give him a trespass warning. |
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:35:16 PM EDT
[#46]
I must admit I have "returned" them which is a nice way of saying riding them back to the store for fun.
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:35:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
one time on the way into the grocery store, a little old lady and her husband stopped me and asked me if I could take their little electric cart into the store for me. I resisted, because I didn't want to be a fat guy on a fucking electric scooter, but the little old lady looked me dead-ass in the eyes and said "Come on!" and I'm not about to take that kind of fucking shit off an old lady, so I commandeered the little electric scooter. The controls don't work unless someone is sitting on it. I tried putting my hand on the seat and just leaning my weight on it to trigger the switch so it would roll, but that was super twitchy, and eventually I just sat in it and drove the 30 feet or so to the door. And let me tell y'all I've been a fat piece of shit for like 15 years. I have never felt so fucking ashamed of myself as i was crossing the street on that fucking electric scooter. I got it inside the door and more or less close to the other scooters by the door, and I full on long-stride power-walked the fuck away from that thing as fast as I could without breaking into an actual run. Fuck those electric scooters, dude. To be honest, it makes me feel a certain sympathy for fat people who have to use them because... man, you gotta be in some kind of state before you'll submit to that kind of indignity. And I pretend to be a fucking rabbit on the internet, I should know from fucking indignity. I know! I twisted my ankle once and went into WalMart on crutches. They gave me one of the scooters and I made it about 10 feet before I regained my sense of dignity and ditched it. The customer service hippos were astounded that I'd rather hobble around the whole store on crutches than debase myself on the scooter. 
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Posted: 12/12/2016 1:38:55 PM EDT
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See if you can't dig out the lead acid batteries and stuff it full of lipos and go for a speed record. That would be an awesome practical joke if I had a few $k to burn. Film the slugs racing around Wal Mart crashing into things. Welcome back. |
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