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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:07:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 1:14:16 PM EDT by azcopwannabee]
www.anuslaptops.com


I hear these guys are pretty good.

What does the HIVE MIND say?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:17:45 PM EDT
the word Anus is natures way of saying "Danger", do not enter.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:19:14 PM EDT




Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:19:36 PM EDT
Yeah they are sweet. My buddy Cole can get you a real deal on one!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:20:19 PM EDT
Really? Cause I want like 20 of them to sell on ebay.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:21:36 PM EDT
I bet he could swing that, he's in good with the governor of your state. Shipping from Nigeria is a b*tch though!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:21:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 1:22:57 PM EDT by Hokie]
I can't find that thread about that numb Nigerian who tried to scam some Anus laptops but got scammed himself.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:21:54 PM EDT
I hope your not nigerian
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:23:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m4hk33:
I hope your not nigerian





you read my mind!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:26:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:26:19 PM EDT
You are the real bix and I am certain that the real govenr will not need to call the Clique mob for dead you. You will be receive the full Anus properly.

John Cole.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:26:32 PM EDT
You don't try to scam me ok,I will dead you with the hammer of dead ok, we call the clique mob to dead you with the hammer of dead ok.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:27:55 PM EDT
It is safe to deal with Cole now, we have arranged protection from the click mob.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:28:00 PM EDT
I wonder if the Nigerians ordered any semen electronics?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:30:50 PM EDT
only if i get to talk to butch every time i call for tech support
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:31:49 PM EDT
There's a big thread on scambaiter.com that shows off all the Cole pics & "Clique Mob." LOL

Someone here posted a link to it a few days ago. It's one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.

One thing I noticed that no one else mentioned....death threats in Nigeria must be an everyday occurance, considering how Cole just throws them around.

Scott

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:31:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 1:39:02 PM EDT by azcopwannabee]
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:34:16 PM EDT
"Put your business in our anus"

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:50:18 PM EDT
I'm confused...does one carry it there or type with it?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:53:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 1:58:33 PM EDT by palmer]
Of all the words in the English language, they could not come up with a better name.

ETA; I'm a little slow today, this is not a real company, is it? You can't order online.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:55:21 PM EDT
Careful, when you want to RAM up your ANUS, it can be very painful!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 2:05:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By palmer:
Of all the words in the English language, they could not come up with a better name.

ETA; I'm a little slow today, this is not a real company, is it? You can't order online.



No, it isn't real
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 2:08:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 2:17:30 PM EDT
i ordered up the xxl anus last month. i like it well so far. only complaint is the fit and finish is a little sloppy. when i put a floppy in my anus sometimes it pops out.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 2:20:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By palmer:
Of all the words in the English language, they could not come up with a better name.

ETA; I'm a little slow today, this is not a real company, is it? You can't order online.



look at the site posted above called thescambaiter.com. It will make perfect sense after that.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 2:28:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By h2o2gunr:
i ordered up the xxl anus last month. i like it well so far. only complaint is the fit and finish is a little sloppy. when i put a floppy in my anus sometimes it pops out.


I upgraded from the PDQ Anus to the XXL last month. I've gotta say-my new Anus is roomier and much more comfortable. My new Anus doesn't strain or clench up when running hardcore programs-and it's flexible enough to handle just about anything.
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