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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:27:35 PM EDT
Really, we're better than they are. We've proven that. We have bent and shaped and molded our environment to suit ourselves. They haven't.

They struggle blindly, without thought for the future. Well, not much thought for the future beyond their need to kill and survive another day. Only in the demise of others can they find the sustenance they need to continue another day. They need it, they thrive on it. It is only by violent acts that they survive. Not unlike ourselves, but we have a purpose, a grand scheme to our slaughter of others.

We are better suited to survival. We have the superior mind. Instinct, yes, but driven by intelligence. We have the superior abilitity. So let's start using it. Let's start killing.

Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my. Elephants. Hippopotami. Cougars. Panthers. Rhinoceri.

Sharks. Alligators and crocodiles. Bad snakes and bad spiders.

Fuck it. Kill them all.

We're at the top of the food chain, right? Let's prove it. Kill every last one of them.

Then we'll get started on the insects. Ohhhh, them fucking insects. Bees. Moisquitos. Ants. Don't get me started again.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:28:58 PM EDT
Yep
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:30:56 PM EDT
Kill them all. F*ck yeah!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:32:02 PM EDT
Oh, and the MONKEYS!

FUCK I hate the monkeys!

So much better built physically, but them fuckers can't work an M60, can they?

We'll show them who's boss!

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:32:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:32:30 PM EDT
Then we'll get started on the insects. Ohhhh, them fucking insects. Bees. Moisquitos. Ants. Don't get me started again.



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Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:33:03 PM EDT
I need more ammo.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:33:30 PM EDT
Fucking Kangaroos!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:34:44 PM EDT
I need to kill all the Zombies.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:34:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Riotgun:
Oh, and the MONKEYS!

FUCK I hate the monkeys!

So much better built physically, but them fuckers can't work an M60, can they?

We'll show them who's boss!




That's freakin hilarious
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:35:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Riotgun:


Then we'll get started on the insects. Ohhhh, them fucking insects. Bees. Moisquitos. Ants. Don't get me started again.




Ever try to shoot a moving mosquito?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:36:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:36:55 PM EDT
Screw PETA. I've got plenty of room for all God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:37:24 PM EDT
Especially those DAMN FLYING MONKEYS!!! I HATE those damn things!!!!


Originally Posted By Riotgun:
Oh, and the MONKEYS!

FUCK I hate the monkeys!

So much better built physically, but them fuckers can't work an M60, can they?

We'll show them who's boss!


Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:38:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lapp_Dance:

Originally Posted By Riotgun:


Then we'll get started on the insects. Ohhhh, them fucking insects. Bees. Moisquitos. Ants. Don't get me started again.




Ever try to shoot a moving mosquito?



That's what napalm is for.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:38:32 PM EDT
Can I be the first to say......

"Nuke them from orbit.....it's the only way to be sure."

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:40:30 PM EDT
Mosquitoes, there is no reason for them to exist. None at all. They should be purged from the face of the earth. Kill them, kill tham all.

[As I itch from bite on my balls]
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:40:58 PM EDT
If we kill every predator on the planet we would have horribly high varmit/rodent population. They would eat all the livestocks grain, gardens, ect. It would be horrible.

We need them. They however wouldn't mind not having us around
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:43:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Where does all this "Top of the food chain" shit come from?

Strip down buck nekid and have yourself dropped off in Africa 50 feet away from a pride of lions.

Or into the water off the coast of Australia.

Top of the food chain my ass!





Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:43:31 PM EDT
Like the song says "Napalm sticks to kids...I mean mosquitos"
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:43:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DScott:

Originally Posted By Lapp_Dance:

Originally Posted By Riotgun:


Then we'll get started on the insects. Ohhhh, them fucking insects. Bees. Moisquitos. Ants. Don't get me started again.




Ever try to shoot a moving mosquito?



That's what napalm is for.



Hey, we can sling a lot more chemicals than napalm!

They might have us in numbers, but we've got techfuckingnology!

We'll show them fuckers!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:44:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:48:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Where does all this "Top of the food chain" shit come from?

Strip down buck nekid and have yourself dropped off in Africa 50 feet away from a pride of lions.

Or into the water off the coast of Australia.

Top of the food chain my ass!



Top of the fucking food chain means we don't HAVE to run around naked in the wilderness.

Top of the fucking food chain means we have buckshot rounds for the M203.

Top of the food chain means we don't care how big your fucking claws are, can they defeat a NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPON?!?!?

THAT'S TOP OF THE FUCKING FOOD CHAIN, BITCH!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:49:21 PM EDT
Stupid monkeys.....
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:50:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Fucking Kangaroos is fun!


fixed it.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:51:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By YukonJack69:
Like the song says "Napalm sticks to kids...I mean mosquitos"


for what it's worth, the song says napalm sticks to babies- I sang it quite often
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:54:36 PM EDT
Holes in MY YARD Where is my WORM GUN!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:57:33 PM EDT
tc6969 has really pissed me off now.

I can see him, crouching in his den, clacking away at his keybord with his hairy ass paws.

How many fucking backspaces did it take before you managed to miraculously put together a coherent post?

Gentlemen, I believe we have a quadruped in our midst!

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:58:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FordGuy:

Originally Posted By YukonJack69:
Like the song says "Napalm sticks to kids...I mean mosquitos"hr

for what it's worth, the song says napalm sticks to babies- I sang it quite often



Fair enough. Our version had kids in it. Same point though
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:59:53 PM EDT
Don't forget the bats!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:00:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snipAR_15:


Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Fucking Kangaroos is fun!


fixed it.




NO, NO - you sicko, NO.


Watch this = End of Ze World
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:02:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:
Damn, I was all prepared to show you something funny.



Funny "ha ha", or

"Funny, I've seen the back of that head somewhere before"?

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(if she takes that badly, I am so banned!)

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:10 PM EDT
Fuck the Fucking Fuckers.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By snipAR_15:


Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Fucking Kangaroos is fun!


fixed it.




NO, NO - you sicko, NO.


Watch this = End of Ze World



I'm le tired.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:08:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:10:47 PM EDT
let's go back to killing each other and leave the poor animals alone
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:14:18 PM EDT
Initially I thought this post was going to be about Islamic Extremists. Reading comprehension is a bitch.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:14:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 8:28:11 PM EDT by Riotgun]

Originally Posted By Bigheadcal:
let's go back to killing each other and leave the poor animals alone



Quadruped sympathizer!

GET 'EM!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:18:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:

Originally Posted By Riotgun:
(if she takes that badly, I am so banned!)


Hold my beer and watch this.

P.S. You can't stop here. This is bat country!



BAT COUNTRY?!?!

GET THE WOODEN STAKES!


BTW, are wooden bullets as effective on vampires as wooden stakes?


Not looking for an answer from you, Mrs. G. No offense, but you may have been compromised.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:35:21 PM EDT
and there I thought you were talking about muslims.



Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:40:32 PM EDT
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