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Posted: 6/18/2014 3:35:45 PM EDT
As a white person (cracker) I would request the United States Patent and Trademark office rescind their trademark as it offensive to me and hundreds of millions of other caucasian americans.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:38:19 PM EDT
[#1]
I am offended by "White Bread"

I am offended by anything including the word "Ginger"

I am offended by....EVERYTHING......

 Sick of it....
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:38:32 PM EDT
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As a white person (cracker) I would request the United States Patent and Trademark office rescind their trademark as it offensive to me and hundreds of millions of other caucasian americans.
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I prefer the term " Saltine-American."
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:39:15 PM EDT
[#3]
The Cracker Barrel offends me.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:39:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Little Debbie's piss me off along with the Sunbeam bread girl, both racial stereotypes.

I want them to change it or loose their trademarks...I am offended.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:41:23 PM EDT
[#5]
I am offended by minorities who fulfill all of the worst stereotypes, from poor grammar to criminal behavior.

Do I have a right to be free of them?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:43:37 PM EDT
[#6]
I prefer ozark American, can we get a White House petition started?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:44:07 PM EDT
[#7]
Mr. Clean is highly offensive, same with Brawny guy
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:44:42 PM EDT
[#8]
You can't be offended....you are not a protected minority.........
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:44:53 PM EDT
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The Cracker Barrel offends me.
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Are they trying to heterocage you?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:47:43 PM EDT
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I am butthurt also! This is America dammit, ....and I want to be offended at every little thing too!

I feel that white privilege shouldn't be forced or flaunted in the hoods by all those obviously racist White Castle hamburger places.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:53:46 PM EDT
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I am offended by minorities who fulfill all of the worst stereotypes, from poor grammar to criminal behavior.

Do I have a right to be free of them?
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Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:57:48 PM EDT
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I am offended by minorities who fulfill all of the worst stereotypes, from poor grammar to criminal behavior.

Do I have a right to be free of them?


http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/pretendr/we-president-now.jpg



I'm offended. How dare you?


As an Asian-American, I DEMAND that the US Government remove this sign IMMEDIATELY!


Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:00:20 PM EDT
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I'm offended. How dare you?

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I am offended by minorities who fulfill all of the worst stereotypes, from poor grammar to criminal behavior.

Do I have a right to be free of them?


http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/pretendr/we-president-now.jpg



I'm offended. How dare you?





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Haaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:00:24 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:02:07 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...
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I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.




My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:02:12 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...
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Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:02:16 PM EDT
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Oh and one more thing...I want the name of said animal changed immediately as well..

Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:02:55 PM EDT
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Im offended by "Skinny Jeans", because I am not skinny....
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:04:20 PM EDT
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I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.




My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...



I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.




My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.


They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:05:05 PM EDT
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Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...


Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.


I'm here all day
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:05:51 PM EDT
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They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...



I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.




My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.


They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!


I have TRIED!!!!  But MiracleGro BURNS so much....
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:07:20 PM EDT
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A small , yellow, snack called "nips" yeah right.







Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:07:52 PM EDT
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I have TRIED!!!!  But MiracleGro BURNS so much....
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...



I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.




My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.


They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!


I have TRIED!!!!  But MiracleGro BURNS so much....


*sigh* Must I help you with everything??? Use Crisco....Miracle Gro only works for a certain percentage of the population...You are in GA, the south...Crisco makes everything better...DUH!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:09:41 PM EDT
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I'm here all day
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...


Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.


I'm here all day



You are awesome
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:11:37 PM EDT
[#25]
shit DT
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:11:59 PM EDT
[#26]
I don't like white lily flour or Ivory soap.  I don't like the term white washed or white out either.   I am offended.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:12:45 PM EDT
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They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...



I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.


My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.


They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!


I am offended that I should have to use a cream in the first place. I should have someone A hot chick of my choosing rub the cream on me if I am forced to have to demean myself to use a cream at all.

By the way, what color is that cream anyway, it better be clear !!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:12:59 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...


Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.


I'm here all day



You are awesome

Its really hard to stereotype when you have a sample of one. Check your privilege.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:13:21 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...


Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.


I'm here all day



You are awesome


I am just keeping it 100 and being offended like all other people in this country....

This feels kinda sexy this being offended shit...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:14:17 PM EDT
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I am offended that I should have to use a cream in the first place. I should have someone A hot chick of my choosing rub the cream on me if I am forced to have to demean myself to use a cream at all.

By the way, what color is that cream anyway, it better be clear !!
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...



I am offended that people view my guns as a compensation for a small penis.


My guns COMPLIMENT my small penis.


They have creams etc for small penises you will be ok...Suck it up buttercup!!!


I am offended that I should have to use a cream in the first place. I should have someone A hot chick of my choosing rub the cream on me if I am forced to have to demean myself to use a cream at all.

By the way, what color is that cream anyway, it better be clear !!


I am offended that you didn't specify what kind of chick you want it to be...I mean like we are all the same or something...God...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:14:48 PM EDT
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I am offended that I should have to use a cream in the first place. I should have someone A hot chick of my choosing rub the cream on me if I am forced to have to demean myself to use a cream at all.

By the way, what color is that cream anyway, it better be clear !!
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Careful....Albinos and jellyfish might get offended.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:14:59 PM EDT
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Its really hard to stereotype when you have a sample of one. Check your privilege.
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...


Damn!!!
You got a royal flush----I've got a pair of 87s.


I'm here all day



You are awesome

Its really hard to stereotype when you have a sample of one. Check your privilege.



????
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:16:01 PM EDT
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I am unsure how I feel about UPS "What can brown do for you?"
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:25:03 PM EDT
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Oh and one more thing...I want the name of said animal changed immediately as well..

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You're the only conservative black female on here. Check. Your. Privilege.



Dammit. I've had way too many beers to engage in this sort of social commentary.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:32:23 PM EDT
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I am offended by offended people
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:45:51 PM EDT
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Whitey Ford should be banned from the Hall of Fame.  White Sox should also be banned, and the Kansas City Chiefs is offensive to Native Ameicans. Milwaukee Brewers is offensive to MADD mothers. New York Yankees is highly offensive to us Southen folks. Twinkles only come in flesh tones....really pisses me off.
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Oh and one more thing...I want the name of said animal changed immediately as well..



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Well, you do have a rack.




 
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:46:59 PM EDT
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This is not a joke. It is an effective strategy, and god damned if we don't need one. Use it.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:47:26 PM EDT
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Time to petition for Cracker Barrel to lose any trademarks.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:49:30 PM EDT
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You're the only conservative black female on here. Check. Your. Privilege.



Dammit. I've had way too many beers to engage in this sort of social commentary.
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You're the only conservative black female on here. Check. Your. Privilege.



Dammit. I've had way too many beers to engage in this sort of social commentary.


Oh *lol*...
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:51:15 PM EDT
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Well, you do have a rack.




 
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Well, you do have a rack.




 



Yeah but still *lol*....
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 4:58:52 PM EDT
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Is this the "butt hurt" thread??

Perfect...I am in the right place..

I am offended by Aunt Jemimah syrup and Uncle Ben's Rice...

I think it is some cock and bull and I want their names changed immediately...

Also I don't like Afro sheen, Soul Glo, African Pride or any other hair care products that are stereotypical...I also don't wanna hear any stereotypes about black woman on this board anymore...Or else...

Top that bitches...
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Yellow Mustard!  Why not just mustard?

Yellow cake.  Why not just cake?

Black olives.  Olives?

Red Wine & White Wine.  Both are waycists!

I demand everything be colored grey.  Equal opportunity for all food.
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