Oh black water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me
Oh black water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me


I like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty mama come and take me by the hand
By the hand, hand
(I want to honky tonk)
Take me by the hand, pretty mama
(Honky tonk, honky tonk)
Come on and dance with your daddy all night long
(With you all night long)

Okay?!?! No offence, but either you lost it, increasing your post total, or you are sending messages to your superiors in some freaky 60's-70's conspiracy. In any case [red]John has a long mustache[/red], [yellow]the chair is against the wall[/yellow] and [purple]mickymouse[/purple].

Well, you can't get much better than the Doobie Brothers, but I don't quite understand this post.  [?]

I'm just responding to increase my post count...
CARRY ON

Steve

You're going to wear an earring on your spine?

I'm not going to reply, I wouldn't want people to think I'm increasing my (paltry) post count!

Me neither....

So will it be a hoop or stud? High or low?  How you planning on sleeping on it?

kona or redbud?

Can you still sleep on your back if you do that?

or
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor".

thats screwy

[b][blue]"There is fire at the travel agency"[/blue][/b]

Franky:
You may want to talk to SgtAR15 before you go messing with your spine!

Paul

You getting your penis pierced next?

[whacko]

Getting your spine pierced? That's pretty radical. The only thing left after that is having your heart pierced.

I thought he was kidding until I saw this link

[url]www.bme.freeq.com/pierce/11-surface/970101/spinal.html[/url]

Is that Hebrew text in the tattoo on the clowns back?

Anyone know the translation? (like it would be important or something [;D])

FREAKERS!

[img]http://home1.gte.net/res02z76/c.jpg[/img]

Owwwww...that f*cker fell into the tackle box.

ROTFLMAO!  [:D]

Step inside! Hello! We've the most amazing show
You'll enjoy it all we know
Step inside! Step Inside!

We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks.
Leave your hammers at the box
Come Inside! Come Inside!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Left behind the bars, rows of Bishops' heads in jars
and a bomb inside a car
Spectacular! Spectacular!

If you follow me there's a speciality
some tears for you to see
Misery, misery,
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Next upon the bill in our House of Vaudeville
We've a stripper in a till
What a thrill! What a thrill!
And not content with that, with our hands behind our backs,
We pull Jesus from a hat,
Get into that! Get into that!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies
Come inside the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show
It's a dynamo
You gotta see the show
It's rock and roll
 

Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
to Alexander's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known
That the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
See the show!