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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:28:34 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:31:24 AM EST
I think I missed something.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:35:06 AM EST
shitters full
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:36:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 7:36:55 AM EST by dubBinSEA]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:43:25 AM EST
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:47:23 AM EST
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:00:31 AM EST
hes just yackin on a bone..
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:01:48 AM EST
You couldn't hear a dump truck if it were driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:02:00 AM EST
You serious, Clark?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:03:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:03:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 8:06:56 AM EST by clockworkjon]
Todd: Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that size?

Clark: Bend over I'll show you.

Todd: Hey you gotta lot of nerve talking to me that way.

Clark: I wasn't talking to YOU.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:03:49 AM EST
"The little lights... they aren't twinkling."


"I know, Art. Thanks for noticing."
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:04:44 AM EST
Whendya get the tenament on wheels, Eddie?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:05:53 AM EST
"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:06:24 AM EST
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:08:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By dubBinSEA:
shitters full


"Honey, have you checked our sh***er?"
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:08:27 AM EST
"So do washing-machines"
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:12:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By JLH3:
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.


This line makes me giggle to no end when I watch the movie.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:16:29 AM EST
Eddie: Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?
Clark: No, we missed out on that one.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:21:49 AM EST
That's my favorite line from the movie.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:22:28 AM EST
not that I have a log
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:27:56 AM EST
Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:30:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By clockworkjon:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career.

CVN
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:31:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By ClatuVertanictu:

Originally Posted By clockworkjon:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career.

CVN


College?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:58:14 AM EST
Eat my road grit, liver lips!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:58:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tweek218:
Originally Posted By ClatuVertanictu:

Originally Posted By clockworkjon:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career.

CVN


College?

Nope (cracks nuts)...Carnival.

CVN

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:00:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By dubBinSEA:
shitters full


HAHAHAHA!LOL! Love this movie. I will put it in after work. Thanks for the reminder.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:13:15 AM EST
Every thanksgiving, we eat dinner, then relax with a big BIG glass of Sailor Jerry's rum and Coke Zero and watch the hilarity of this movie.

We can all quote every line from start to finish...one of my favorite lines:

DON'T THROW ME DOWN CLARK!

CVN
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:23:02 AM EST
[picks up the phone receiver] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:23:18 AM EST
Originally Posted By ClatuVertanictu:

Originally Posted By Tweek218:
Originally Posted By ClatuVertanictu:

Originally Posted By clockworkjon:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career.

CVN


College?

Nope (cracks nuts)...Carnival.

CVN



You gotta be proud ...
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:28:42 AM EST
Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:29:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By notwen:
Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?

Wrong Vacation.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:34:32 AM EST
Clark's Dad during the squirrel scene - "I'm goin' in with him."
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:34:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 9:38:19 AM EST by CarbineDad]
It's getting s bit nipply
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:40:35 AM EST
Grace died thirty years agoooo!

THE BLESSSIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:43:18 AM EST
This one tastes like lime.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:45:32 AM EST


That's awesome I'm saving this one!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:50:27 AM EST
If you look up derp on wikipedia, there's a picture of this thread.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:59:58 AM EST
It couldn't get any hooters/hotter

Tis the season to be merry
That's my name
No shit

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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 11:03:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By sixnine:
It couldn't get any hooters/hotter

Tis the season to be merry
That's my name
No shit

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Can't see the line can ya Russ?

Nope.

CVN

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 11:11:33 AM EST
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

DID I DO IT RIGHT GUYS?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 11:21:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By bassist:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

DID I DO IT RIGHT GUYS?


good job honey......


jk go die in a fire
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 11:39:40 AM EST
Clark ..Tis the season to be merry

Counter girl...Hey that's my name

Clark ...No Shit?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 11:49:52 AM EST
Cousin Eddie: Clark, if you scratch his belly, he will love you till the day you die.

Clark: I really shouldn't Eddie, my hands are chapped.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 12:37:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By clockworkjon:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.


They sell the moose mugs now.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/2004/09/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-moose-mugs.php
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