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5/29/2015 7:43:38 PM EDT


I loved you so good when cornfields were frosted,
and I'd put away my horses and carts,
I loved you my dear til I was exhausted,
and come the springtime, I needed new parts.

Where or where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love,
You met another and Pffffft, you were gone.




Go.




5/29/2015 7:44:45 PM EDT
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... can loud pipes save lives?
5/29/2015 7:44:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Have you finished cleaning house in the TPF yet?
5/29/2015 7:45:35 PM EDT
[#3]
why god why?
5/29/2015 7:45:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Do you like watching gladiators?
5/29/2015 7:45:48 PM EDT
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1.  My neighbor certainly thinks so.



5/29/2015 7:46:46 PM EDT
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What caliber do I carry for my concealed weapon?
5/29/2015 7:47:23 PM EDT
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2.  That house has been foreclosed on and is now occupied by addicts, reprobates and termites.


5/29/2015 7:48:09 PM EDT
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3.  God doesn't provide the answer.  He is the answer.


5/29/2015 7:48:35 PM EDT
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Was Stevie Ray Vaughan right?
5/29/2015 7:49:22 PM EDT
[#10]
In your opinion, what is the best movie ever made?
5/29/2015 7:49:23 PM EDT
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4.  I'm more inclined to masses of men hurling themselves at each other ala' Braveheart.


5/29/2015 7:49:47 PM EDT
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What makes you, you?
5/29/2015 7:49:48 PM EDT
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Did he edit this post?
5/29/2015 7:49:51 PM EDT
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5.  .38, 39...whatever it takes.


5/29/2015 7:50:04 PM EDT
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I got bit today in a fight, am I going to die?
5/29/2015 7:50:38 PM EDT
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No, he spells his name right without four edits  
5/29/2015 7:50:53 PM EDT
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6.  Yes, the chili was not hot enough.


5/29/2015 7:51:31 PM EDT
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7.  One of the toughest questions to be posed.

Yet, the answer is Aliens.


5/29/2015 7:52:38 PM EDT
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8.  Some bones, a lot of meaty bits and a couple of clumps of hair.


5/29/2015 7:53:25 PM EDT
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9.  He did.


5/29/2015 7:53:26 PM EDT
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What will you do when you finally hit 50,000 posts
5/29/2015 7:54:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Am I too late?
5/29/2015 7:54:14 PM EDT
[#23]
Deep keel or shoal draft?
5/29/2015 7:54:18 PM EDT
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10.  Where did you get bit?  

Oh gross.  Put that away.



You'll live.


5/29/2015 7:55:08 PM EDT
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I notice that the woman I'm showering with has little red bumps near her tail bone. When I ask what they are while touching one of them and she quickly moves away and tells me to "don't touch those!"





What does that mean???
 
5/29/2015 7:55:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Should I finish tilling the garden tonight or sit on my ass and drink beer?
5/29/2015 7:55:33 PM EDT
[#27]
what is your dream car?
5/29/2015 7:57:03 PM EDT
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She used to be a dude.
5/29/2015 11:04:24 PM EDT
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She used to be a dude.


Used to have a tail!
5/29/2015 11:09:32 PM EDT
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I'll take this one.

Sit on your ass and drink the beer. Not procrastinating is for suckers.
5/29/2015 11:12:56 PM EDT
[#31]
are you on any medications
LOL