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Posted: 10/3/2008 5:47:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2008 9:11:38 AM EDT by Rush4theYehO]
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:48:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:49:24 PM EDT by sel366]
In.


ETA-
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:48:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sel366:
In.


As am I.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:05 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:54:21 PM EDT by capnrob97]
Eject.

I meant to post this really:

Have a mechanic check it out.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:51:00 PM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By sel366:
In.



Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Eject.



She is cheating.



ETA: I read the whole post.


Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:19 PM EDT
An oldie but a goodie!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:31 PM EDT
Where's that eject picture?

In.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:34 PM EDT
This one was funnier in the 3rd grade.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:41 PM EDT
i want my minute back.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:48 PM EDT
^^ Did you guys read the thread? like, the last two sentences?
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rush4theYehO:
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Is this a re-post of someone else's? I know I've seen this before.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:58 PM EDT
My advice : Don't take the boards advice.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:50:25 PM EDT by Rush4theYehO]
Lol, 2 for 9

Edit: make that 3 for 12
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:50:49 PM EDT by locrain]
Did any of you read what he posted?

Edit. Looks like some did.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:29 PM EDT
In on the front page
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:32 PM EDT
You guys read much?
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:38 PM EDT
In, sensing epicness
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:51:24 PM EDT by pistolpete22]
your wife is Foing!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:42 PM EDT
Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards.  Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way).  Good luck.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:47 PM EDT
In on one!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:49 PM EDT
Permatex sealant for the valve cover gaskets and the wife's vagina
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:56 PM EDT
Yes she's cheating.  I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating.  How is youe sex life with her?  Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?  
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:53:28 PM EDT by locrain]

Originally Posted By threefeathers:
Yes she's cheating.  I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating.  How is youe sex life with her?  Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?  

Originally Posted By 4v50:
Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards.  Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way).  Good luck.

Originally Posted By SuperSixOne:
In, sensing epicness


Fail.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:09 PM EDT
Kill the bitch...and take the bike to the dealer.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:21 PM EDT
 The bike will be fine!  But if your wife comes in "leaking oil" I'd send her back to the dealer.  
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:33 PM EDT
Take it back to the dealer.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:56 PM EDT
*yawn*
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:57 PM EDT
Claymore her
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:53:32 PM EDT
Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:54:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!


Yeah. There's like 20 posts left.

Close though.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:16 PM EDT


Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By locrain:

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!


Yeah. There's like 20 posts left.

Close though.


They're catching on.  
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:47 PM EDT
Trade 'em both in for newer models.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:56 PM EDT
Final pg. 1 post.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By locrain:

Originally Posted By threefeathers:
Yes she's cheating.  I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating.  How is youe sex life with her?  Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?  

Originally Posted By 4v50:
Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards.  Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way).  Good luck.

Originally Posted By SuperSixOne:
In, sensing epicness


Fail.


Do you see now why you FAIL with your FAIL call?  You have already pointed out great examples.

After page one, no one reads the original post, and all sorts of nonsense will follow, just wait for it.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:30 PM EDT
Did you check to make sure your nuts are tight?  
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:33 PM EDT
Man up and change them yourself.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Yard_Dog:
 The bike will be fine!  But if your wife comes in "leaking oil" I'd send her back to the dealer.  


That could just mean she is "Full"
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:55 PM EDT
I like all the answers when they haven't even read the story.

Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:12 PM EDT
Har!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:36 PM EDT
Should be able to fix the bike yourself with the proper tools. Other than that with all that other free time I say invite some girls over.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:46 PM EDT
Last post, pg. 1.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2008 5:58:20 PM EDT by THEBAUMER]
Page 2?



Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:51 PM EDT
I think your thought warrant further investigation. Maybe you need a private eye to look into things for you.
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:57 PM EDT
Run her down with the bike, then let insurance take care of both of them
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:08 PM EDT
I guess that would depend on what kind of tools you have. Are you handy?
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:10 PM EDT
Depends. Is it a Harley?
Link Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:38 PM EDT
Some of you fuckers need to learn to read.
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