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Posted: 1/16/2002 4:03:35 PM EDT
coffee: cold, bitter, and murky.

How many variations on this joke do we, as a group, know?  Post yours.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:06:29 PM EDT
[#1]
like I take my steak.

Pink in the middle and tender on the outside.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:17:16 PM EDT
[#2]
...Hot, Dark, and bitter...
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:40:00 PM EDT
[#3]
warm, smooth and creamy
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:51:37 PM EDT
[#4]
I take my women like I take my beer.....



.....in a can.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:59:36 PM EDT
[#5]
I take my woman like I take my shower, once a day.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:01:53 PM EDT
[#6]
I like my women like I like my coffee, strong black and sassy.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:07:37 PM EDT
[#7]
Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them.

[peep]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:08:44 PM EDT
[#8]
like I take my sheep.

Short and wooly.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 6:26:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them.

[peep]
View Quote



you win the prize!!  fullclip
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 6:30:03 PM EDT
[#10]
sweet and creamy
hot and black
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:31:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Like my mail...Lick'em, Stick'em and send them away! [;D]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:46:20 PM EDT
[#12]
I like my women like I like my

weather....hot and wet!!
cars.....sleek and sexy!!
music.....fast and hard!!
dinner.....hot and satisfying!!
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:50:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Like I like my eggs: over easy.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:59:58 PM EDT
[#14]
I take my women like I take my dog.  Doggy sytle...hahaha, sorry, this was bad taste.  No animals were harmed during posting of this message.  IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS!  :)  Don't be sending PETA after me.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:09:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Like I take my pain pills ... three times a day or as needed
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:43:39 AM EDT
[#16]
...coffee, hot, black and strong.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:48:57 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:55:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Like a fine wine.  Aged to perfection, well balanced, full bodied, just a hint of tanin and by the jug.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 10:03:22 AM EDT
[#19]
i have taken to saying:
i like my coffee like my ex-wifes soul...
black and bitter.
everyone's getting tired of that now.

i once saw a movie where stalin said:
good tea should be like good woman-
strong and sweet.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 10:42:26 AM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:25:09 PM EDT
[#21]
coffee...milk and two sugars.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:45:44 PM EDT
[#22]
I take my women like I take my Computers....

fast and loaded with non-propriatary parts.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:48:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Hot...Sweet....and very Weak
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:02:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Like I take my coffee...  With a little Sweet-n-low[;)] and a little cream.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:05:14 PM EDT
[#25]
mud..............just plain dirty!
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:08:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Rifles...  Black and Preban!!
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 3:54:04 PM EDT
[#27]
I like my wine like I like my womenz.
Ready to pass out . . .

Robin Williams (I think???)
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:01:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Aspirin
Two at a time.
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