PETA was protesting near a large, expensive mall by my house.  So I drove by with my brown leather shoe out the window for all to see.  It was priceless to see their faces turn from joy when I honked to horror when they saw why I was honking.  That is all.

Strap a big ole buck across your hood and drive by.

Good for you.    

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!

Quoted: Strap a big ole buck across your hood and drive by.

Quoted: Quoted: Good for you.     If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA!

Fuck PETA wth a  big rubber dick

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There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Good for you.     If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA! There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.

Man I was talkin about YOU fucking them,  I'm staying away

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Good for you.     If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK PETA! There is too great a risk of contracting HEp C from that crowd for me to even consider any form of intercourse with them.

Then you should tell them to go fuck themselves...

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...and then break it off and beat them with the rest of it.

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PETA chicks don't eat meat but they sure like the bone. RAH!

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+1 - I know it's true. Crazy chicks f*ck more. =

You should have offered to buy each one of them a nice big juicy steak with all the trimming.
BLOODY RARE of course.

I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....  

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hahhah i love it

I always treat animals ethically.


Its just that my code of ethics says animals exist only to serve man.

Quoted: I've always wanted to fling a couple of pounds of ground beef at a PETA protest....

paintball gun + frozen meatballs?

I'd say use raw bloody meat, but it'd prolly jam up.

I was the buzzkill in a peta sponsored event once

in my loley unniversity i saw a sign that read "free hamburgers" now as all college students/bachelors know you never pass a free meal.  so i walk up and sign up with a fake name and buddies phone number of course and listen to the individuals who eventually mention thier part of a peta anti meat group and want to ask us somethig before we get our burgers. of course normally i would have left but hell free food, i will never turn you down.

so they begin the tirade of meat this and man that and how the animals should all revolt and apprently live in harmony, whatever the hell that is.  by this time im dying of hunger so i hear one say this will be the last thing they show, mind you that the group of 20 dwindled to about 4 afer the meat is murder campaign ran, they run the good old peta standby ; the slaughterhouse vid.  ironiclly enough me being cuban have see countles pigs slaughtered for the cause of survival in my family.

so the vid ends and they begin to hand out the burgers, and needless to say the other 3 sitting down had lost thier appetites, while me on the other hand only got hungrier.  wihtout skipping a beat i ate my burger and promptly asked them for thiers then afer finishing some of the smallest burgers ever i asked my animal lover for some more.  i was promptly removed by the peta patrol and was banned from anymore of thier held protests.

god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american

pissing off libs makes me happier than almost anyhting in the world

edited for terrible spelling 1:30 am = no typing skills

Quoted: god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american

You're a Cuban, or you're an American.

Nothing wrong with honoring your heritage.

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waste of good meat.

rancid meat on the other hand toss away

well im mostly cuban my mom was born in cuba and my dad in new your but his dad and mom were both cuban

but me i was born here and will never leave it

Quoted: Quoted: god i love beign a gun loving animal killing redblooded cuban american You're a Cuban, or you're an American. Nothing wrong with honoring your heritage.

Nam, what's up with your title? lol

We used to get protests outside a research lab where I used to work.  It was at UMich. and the building where I worked housed most of the Lab animals on Campus.  I would always spring for a nice steak sandwich and enjoy it out front so they could see me.  

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Quoted: Nam, what's up with your title? lol

The "shut up an color"?

well..was trying to think of a whitty saying to put in there, so i went with shut up and color.

Seems alot of whiney bitches around here need to shut up and color.

(i.e. acting  like a bunch of kindergardeners. Shut up, pick up your crayon, and jsut keep coloring. No whining, bitching, pissing, moaning, etc.)

I think it's a military thing. My boss tells me to shut up and color, as i tell my subordinates.

for example:

Me: Work sucks. I wanna go shooting.
Boss: Shut up and color.

-end-

A.K.A "suck it up", shut up and do what you're told, etc.

Quoted: Quoted: Nam, what's up with your title? lol The "shut up an color"? well..was trying to think of a whitty saying to put in there, so i went with shut up and color. Seems alot of whiney bitches around here need to shut up and color. (i.e. acting  like a bunch of kindergardeners. Shut up, pick up your crayon, and jsut keep coloring. No whining, bitching, pissing, moaning, etc.) I think it's a military thing. My boss tell me to shut up and color, as i tell my subordinates. A.K.A "suck it up"

I like it.

You just need a peta tee shirt

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

And join the protest

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PCU-style

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Just shit myself laughing so hard

Bunch of tree huggin Hippie freaks those PETA folks are.

If you see one ask them if they eat Fish, then ask them why.

I have met a few of them and have found that they contradict their own words and beliefs left and right to the point where they just get mad and stomp away all angry.