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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:03:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/19/2006 9:54:18 AM EST by The_Macallan]
What do you suggest?

Be specific if you can.


Thanks.



EDITED:

Okay, so here's what the collective ARFCOM mind has suggested for me to do:

Drink heavily, take LSD with a heroin chaser, give us more "man" , get a new shotgun with some door breaching rounds, invest in canned food and shotguns, get some hookers and blow, look at large boobs for 30 minutes and then get a fistful of lithium washed down with jack daniels, buy a Dick Cleaver, get some nanobots and throw on a cd by the fiddler, get both, keep them in a cool, dry place, shake before opening, lather, rinse, repeat and of course - don't forget the pie.

You guys are the best. Thanks.

Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:03:53 AM EST
drink, heavily
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:04:03 AM EST
LSD with a heroin chaser?
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:04:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/19/2006 9:04:41 AM EST by BeetleBailey]

depends on the problem. Give us more man, GIVE US MORE!!!

p.s. FWIW, I and many of my friends have found that Jesus Christ is the answer to a lot.
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:04:58 AM EST
A new shotgun with some door breaching rounds.
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:05:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
What do you suggest?

Be specific if you can.


Thanks.




I'm encouraging my clients to invest in canned food and shotguns.

Did you intend on having a real question somewhere in here?
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:09:00 AM EST

Hookers and blow.


Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:09:44 AM EST
Troubles with...?

A woman: Ditch her. If her lawyer is smarter than yours, S,S&S.

Cars: Sell it and get a Toyota. If you already have a Toyota, sell it and get a Honda.

Guns: Get another one.

Burglars: Here's your chance to see how well that gun you just bought shoots.
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:10:59 AM EST
Look at large boobs for 30 minutes.
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:12:30 AM EST
I have no clue
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:13:25 AM EST
A fistful of lithium washed down with jack daniels.. Pass it around, you aint the only one.
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:13:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/19/2006 9:15:33 AM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Did you intend on having a real question somewhere in here?


I have faith the the combined knowledge and experience of this great forum and so I'm going to take all your suggestions in order and see how that works out.

First up....

TheRedHorseman: "drink, heavily"

followed by...

bastiat: "LSD with a heroin chaser"

then I'll...

BeetleBailey: "Give us more man"

and then I'll...

Gwydell "get a new shotgun with some door breaching rounds"

followed next by...

SmilingBandit: "invest in canned food and shotguns"

and then I'll get some hookers and blow, look at large boobs for 30 minutes and then get a fistful of lithium washed down with jack daniels...


Woot! this is gonna be a FUN day!

Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:15:05 AM EST
Buy a Dick Cleaver.

www.dick-cleaver.com/index.htm
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:15:11 AM EST
You need some nanobots! And throw on a cd by the fiddler..
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:16:12 AM EST
I am going through the same thing man , my doctor put me on some meds and I improved quite a bit . I also go to therapy once a month and it really helps to talk about it . maxx
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:16:18 AM EST
Get both.

Keep them in a cool, dry place.

Shake before opening.

Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:17:05 AM EST
Lather, rinse, repeat. Always repeat...
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:42:53 AM EST
Don't forget the pie
Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:48:21 AM EST
I can't recommend drinking heavily and chainsmoking...

...but it's always worked for me.

Link Posted: 4/19/2006 9:51:33 AM EST
I suggest a vacation. Least that's what I'm going to try.
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