Posted: 4/19/2006 10:03:14 AM EDT
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What do you suggest? Be specific if you can. Thanks. EDITED: Okay, so here's what the collective ARFCOM mind has suggested for me to do: Drink heavily, take LSD with a heroin chaser, give us more "man"  , get a new shotgun with some door breaching rounds, invest in canned food and shotguns, get some hookers and blow, look at large boobs for 30 minutes and then get a fistful of lithium washed down with jack daniels, buy a Dick Cleaver, get some nanobots and throw on a cd by the fiddler, get both, keep them in a cool, dry place, shake before opening, lather, rinse, repeat and of course - don't forget the pie.You guys are the best. Thanks.  |
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Troubles with...? A woman: Ditch her. If her lawyer is smarter than yours, S,S&S. Cars: Sell it and get a Toyota. If you already have a Toyota, sell it and get a Honda. Guns: Get another one. Burglars: Here's your chance to see how well that gun you just bought shoots. |
I have faith the the combined knowledge and experience of this great forum and so I'm going to take all your suggestions in order and see how that works out. First up.... TheRedHorseman: "drink, heavily" followed by... bastiat: "LSD with a heroin chaser" then I'll... BeetleBailey: "Give us more man" and then I'll... Gwydell "get a new shotgun with some door breaching rounds" followed next by... SmilingBandit: "invest in canned food and shotguns" and then I'll get some hookers and blow, look at large boobs for 30 minutes and then get a fistful of lithium washed down with jack daniels... Woot! this is gonna be a FUN day!  |