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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:10:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 6:13:50 AM EST by bikertrash]
Dupeage?? pffftttt!! Still funny!!

From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed
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Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...

His wife works, and he doesn't!

He gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."


Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:22:27 AM EST
I was about to tell you you have a short memory. Nevermind.
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