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Posted: 9/24/2004 7:20:38 AM EST
Damn. Wife come out and said she'd "like" my help today moving some stuff.
This is shit. My plans of playing some Counter Strike (Gotta keep my tactical edge. ) and puttering in the garden and giving my CZ-52 a good once over are now scrapped.
Damn the draft.
Well fellas, off to fight the good fight.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:27:02 AM EST
Tell her you'd "like" to stuff it in her pooper and post pics.


Fair's fair, right? Quid pro quo, wifey-poo.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:29:44 AM EST
there's always canada...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:30:38 AM EST
Maybe you can get a purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:31:26 AM EST


We need to see pics of the wife first please.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:32:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By SkiandShoot:

We need to see pics of the wife first please.



Knock yourself out
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:36:56 AM EST
Cute family. The last shot should be considered for BOTD
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:37:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By SkiandShoot:

We need to see pics of the wife first please.



Knock yourself out



Mmmmm red........
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:38:42 AM EST
Be sure that you make a bayonette charge this evening!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:47:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
Cute family. The last shot should be considered for BOTD



Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:17:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 8:31:06 AM EST by joker581]
Edited because I can't identify a joke.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:21:41 AM EST
Hmmmm a redhead, I wouldn;t try dodging that draft buddy it might end up hurting
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:14:16 AM EST
What Easter eggs?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:27:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
What Easter eggs?



Hahaha.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:39:37 AM EST
Cute redhead! My advice:

Screw your wife!

Then move her stuff.


Or vice versa - doesnt really matter!

The other shit can wait!

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:35:11 AM EST
Mmmmmm gawd. Hawt redhead.



Screw her, move stuff for her, then screw her some more.

We need some BOTD pics from you, mah man! Hook an ARFCOM brutha up!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:51:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By napalm:
Mmmmmm gawd. Hawt redhead.



Screw her, move stuff for her, then screw her some more.

We need some BOTD pics from you, mah man! Hook an ARFCOM brutha up!



+1
oh yeah...skip the CS and start playing joint operations: typhoon rising.... it made a convert outta me
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:05:18 PM EST
Talk about your Hot Mama's!
What I Think About Your Wife

Change her hairdo and she's hotter than 90% of most centerfolds I've ever seen.
She looks hotter than most of the last Playboy Centerfold I’ve bothered to buy!

You lucky *Censored*!

Now go and do what she asked you to do!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:48:34 PM EST
Dude...just do what you'r told to do. Getting laid is worth it.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:53:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By QuantumPion:
there's always canada...



No thanks! We got enough draft dodgers left over from the Vietnam era. Pretty soon they'll be putting a strain on old age security. We'll have to ship them back to you then maybe,eh?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:03:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Damn. Wife come out and said she'd "like" my help today moving some stuff.



A husband will help move stuff, but a good husband will help move a body


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