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4/18/2021 9:59:29 PM
Posted: 6/6/2008 1:00:29 PM EDT
A World Leader since the 1980s Declares His Candidacy for POTUS

YES WE SHALL! YES WE SHALL!

He is an excellent orator!

He has the SUPER delegates to win


I'm sick of us pretending to be free when we are not. America needs a refreshing lack of pretentiousness.
I especially support his Eldery-Into-Food program, his genetic research proposals, and his Weather Dominator plans.



That is why I am voting Cobra Commander 08!

COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:01:59 PM EDT
Illidan Stormrage will kick his ass! You are not prepaired!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:02:19 PM EDT
k

as you can see i'm voting for Cthulhu


CTHULHU IN 08!

ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:03:16 PM EDT
Cool, I'm voting for the Fonz

Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:07:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:08:37 PM EDT

Quoted:
www.enigmasystems.net/walkenforpres.jpg
needs more cowbell
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:11:22 PM EDT

Quoted:
www.enigmasystems.net/walkenforpres.jpg


Cobra Commander promises to bring him back as a zombie.. and many others as zombies so that we may unleash zombie hordes upon the sheeple. Cobra Commander will ensure that you have many targets to shoot at. He will also switch the armed forces from M4ergy to laser rifles!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 1:59:03 PM EDT
Cobra Commander knows what to do about Iraq - KILL ALL WHO RESIST
Cobra Commander knows what to do about Afghanistan - KILL ALL WHO RESIST
Cobra Commander knows what to do about Iran - KILL ALL WHO RESIST!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 3:36:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 9:46:14 PM EDT
Cobra Commander needs a running mate... perhaps the Cthulu
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 9:48:05 PM EDT

Quoted:
www.cthulhu.com/wp-content/themes/patriotic/images/banner.jpg


Who will be eaten first?


Well, if you don't want to settle for the lesser evil between Obama and Cthulhu... wouldn't you have to vote for Obama?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 9:49:31 PM EDT

Quoted:
Cobra Commander needs a running mate... perhaps the Cthulu


Destro would be perfect
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 9:49:58 PM EDT
Vote Schwarzenegger
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 8:07:10 AM EDT

Quoted:
Vote Schwarzenegger


Schwarzenegger is not allowed to run!
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