I'm sick of us pretending to be free when we are not. America needs a refreshing lack of pretentiousness. I especially support his Eldery-Into-Food program, his genetic research proposals, and his Weather Dominator plans.
That is why I am voting Cobra Commander 08!
COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted: 6/6/2008 1:01:59 PM EDT
Illidan Stormrage will kick his ass! You are not prepaired!
Cobra Commander promises to bring him back as a zombie.. and many others as zombies so that we may unleash zombie hordes upon the sheeple. Cobra Commander will ensure that you have many targets to shoot at. He will also switch the armed forces from M4ergy to laser rifles!
Posted: 6/6/2008 1:59:03 PM EDT
Cobra Commander knows what to do about Iraq - KILL ALL WHO RESIST Cobra Commander knows what to do about Afghanistan - KILL ALL WHO RESIST Cobra Commander knows what to do about Iran - KILL ALL WHO RESIST!