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11/10/2015 10:46:48 PM EDT
socks.  

Feels like I spend half my day pulling at least one sock up.
11/10/2015 10:47:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Get some sock garters and make a hipster jealous.
11/10/2015 10:48:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Toss em' and buy new ones.
11/10/2015 10:48:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Wear shorter socks.
11/10/2015 10:48:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Buy new socks or calf implants.
11/10/2015 10:50:24 PM EDT
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Problem solved.
11/10/2015 10:51:17 PM EDT
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I thought this would be a boob thread.

OP, I am disappoint.

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11/10/2015 10:51:46 PM EDT
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Never thought of that

Yea OP go with this option.
11/10/2015 10:51:46 PM EDT
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Clicked for pants. Cool boxers, dawg.
11/10/2015 10:52:19 PM EDT
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My calves are too big, that's the problem.

And these aren't old socks.  Well, some of them are around 12 years old, but wool lasts forever.  
11/10/2015 10:56:37 PM EDT
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My calves are too big, that's the problem.

And these aren't old socks.  Well, some of them are around 12 years old, but wool lasts forever.  
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Buy new socks or calf implants.


My calves are too big, that's the problem.

And these aren't old socks.  Well, some of them are around 12 years old, but wool lasts forever.  



Duct tape
11/10/2015 10:58:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Grandpa had the solution.

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11/10/2015 10:59:03 PM EDT
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Duct tape
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Buy new socks or calf implants.


My calves are too big, that's the problem.

And these aren't old socks.  Well, some of them are around 12 years old, but wool lasts forever.  



Duct tape


I've used rubber bands in a pinch.  It sucked.
11/10/2015 11:03:13 PM EDT
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I've used rubber bands in a pinch.  It sucked.
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Buy new socks or calf implants.


My calves are too big, that's the problem.

And these aren't old socks.  Well, some of them are around 12 years old, but wool lasts forever.  



Duct tape


I've used rubber bands in a pinch.  It sucked.


#firstworldproblems



Just for men so you won't feel bad wearing them.
11/10/2015 11:05:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't buy Walmart socks. Try something like Darn Tough. They kick ass and don't get all floppy like generic dad socks.
11/10/2015 11:06:37 PM EDT
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Ankle length cut is all I wear. Unless I'm wearing boots, than I have socks that go about a half inch to inch above the top of the boot, and then push the exposed part down after tying my boots.

Or you can go sock free like I do most of the time and wear Vibram Five Fingers. I re-discovered how awesome these are a few months ago, and need to get the version that's insulated for winter wear. Been wearing normal shoes the last few days, and fucking hate them.
11/10/2015 11:06:49 PM EDT
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11/10/2015 11:07:05 PM EDT
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Tube socks?
11/10/2015 11:07:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Amazon
11/10/2015 11:12:03 PM EDT
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Walmart socks.

11/10/2015 11:13:28 PM EDT
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Balls? Tell me about it.

The proportional inverse retraction of your dick to your sagging balls as you age is equally humiliating. Before you know it, you're a freak. All gut, bush, and balls with a button in the middle. It's the stuff urban legends are made from. He wanders the countryside...
11/10/2015 11:15:38 PM EDT
[#21]
I second Darn Tough socks. Over the calf all the way.
11/10/2015 11:23:19 PM EDT
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11/10/2015 11:25:21 PM EDT
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Socks are like tits, sooner or later they all sag.
11/10/2015 11:38:04 PM EDT
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Quit skipping leg day
11/10/2015 11:44:09 PM EDT
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11/10/2015 11:57:53 PM EDT
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These are what I like to wear.
11/11/2015 12:19:36 AM EDT
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The new Blofeld in Spectre doesn't wear socks, why should you?
11/11/2015 12:56:19 PM EDT
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Somehow I'm not sure a thread needed to be started to reach this conclusion lol
11/11/2015 12:59:25 PM EDT
[#29]
Admit it. You're just trying to send a signal that someone can lick your ankles if they give you a cigarette.
11/11/2015 1:05:10 PM EDT
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and there is no option in call of duty, so who gives a shit?
11/11/2015 1:06:53 PM EDT
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Time to go into Sonny Crockett mode...loafers, no socks.   Problem solved.
11/20/2015 9:04:06 PM EDT
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How do people stand to wear less than knee length socks?  All of my good socks were still wet this evening, pulled an older pair of Red Wing wool socks out that are about half-calf length.

Walked 300 yards to my blind, spent half the time yanking the socks up.  And these socks are less than two years old and have probably been worn fewer than 10 times.
11/20/2015 9:16:16 PM EDT
[#33]
First World problem. I wear them either way, pulled up with dress pants / socks, down with cotton socks and jeans / shorts. If the dress socks won't hold the calf, push 'em down and soldier on.