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Posted: 1/29/2011 8:04:21 PM EDT

No joke.

When I walked in from the garage and felt this magnetic/gravitational attraction pulling me back in that direction

I fought it off in a matfter of 3 or 4 seconds, i rolled out of it. And now i have made it upstairs and I am in bed with my wife.

She is closest to the door. Should I tell hel?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:09 PM EDT
Get out
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:26 PM EDT
They're here.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:05:58 PM EDT
Dibs on guns.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:06:32 PM EDT
HIDE THE DOG!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:06:38 PM EDT
How long has it been since you took your truck out of the garage for a drive?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:07:26 PM EDT
I get pulled to the side sometimes too. Then the room starts spinning. It must be ghosts because its definitely not the whiskey.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:09:02 PM EDT
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:09:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:10:31 PM EDT
Did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month? (obscure Calvin and Hobbes reference).
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:10:42 PM EDT
Pics of wife?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:17:01 PM EDT
You have a sinus infection coming on. It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.


Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:22:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TurboniumOxide:

No joke.

When I walked in from the garage and felt this magnetic/gravitational attraction pulling me back in that direction

I fought it off in a matfter of 3 or 4 seconds, i rolled out of it. And now i have made it upstairs and I am in bed with my wife.

She is closest to the door. Should I tell hel?


I had that happen to me once when I pass a topless bar; there were a couple of gals out front in bikinis waving signs and I passed by...
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:24:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sel366:
Pics of wife?


He is right you know....

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:25:34 PM EDT
No blading? I call shenangans.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:40:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RR_Broccoli:
You have a sinus infection coming on. It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




This, not fun either if everything starts spinning and doesnt stop.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:42:26 PM EDT
Did you smoke Salvia before this?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:43:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GrIlLa:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


So your sister's a big girl, is she?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:44:50 PM EDT
Your equilibrium could of been out of whack.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:49:35 PM EDT
This happens to me often around the weekends
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:50:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Originally Posted By GrIlLa:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


So your sister's a big girl, is she?

haha
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:52:28 PM EDT
i was busy at work rushing through my tasks and I was interupted by a kind old lady..I didn't really think too much before i looked up and it was an eerie resemblance to my grandmother.. who's been dead for 11 years. Same type of mannerisms, hairstyle, amble to her walk..
nay sayers will say, "oh its a coincidence. all old people walk like that,dress like that.."
but i'm not so sure.
I just thought it was kind of strange. I had to thank the Big Guy for keeping the loving memory of my relatives, in my subconscious.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:53:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RR_Broccoli:
You have a sinus infection coming on. It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




I'll go with this explanation too.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 8:58:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sel366:
Pics of wife?

Dude you are consistent with the pic requests...and I for one appreciate that.


Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:07:18 PM EDT

Is turbonium magnetic?


Originally Posted By GrIlLa:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


That one's easy. Google "succubus".


Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:55:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GrIlLa:

My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.



Was that BIL 1, or BIL 2???
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:55:59 PM EDT
I have had vertigo before and this was not like that.

I had to lean forward against the force. My head wasn't spinning, I just
Was having a hard time going forward. I don't believe in this stuff.

It pulled me back against the door. Or it felt that way.

I'm never going out there again. Except to get my guns.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:58:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2011 9:59:23 PM EDT by kozaki]
ND!




Link Posted: 1/29/2011 9:59:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Soybomb:
No blading? I call shenangans.


You spelled shenanigans wrong...
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:01:56 PM EDT
Played around with a Ouija board lately?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:03:03 PM EDT

That happens to me alot once in a while.

Then again, I have an unobtainium inbalance on both sides.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:04:07 PM EDT
Will this story get you pie? If so, then wake her. If not, just expound upon it for our entertainment.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:09:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Prime:

Is turbonium magnetic?


Originally Posted By GrIlLa:
My BIL was held in bed by a force that he had no power over.


That one's easy. Google "succubus".




Succubus = Sleep paralysis...

Been there, done that.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:12:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TurboniumOxide:
I have had vertigo before and this was not like that.


It's not always "vertigo-like".

Walking forward is very much related to balance.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 10:22:40 PM EDT
It takes its orders from the talking walnut, and you are about to be severely beaten.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:14:17 PM EDT
I'd be popping pmags.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:17:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 359:
It takes its orders from the talking walnut, and you are about to be severely beaten.

You're not gonna shit right for a week!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:23:27 PM EDT
Whatever wierdness you are harboring is going to wait until you are asleep, and give you a colonic inspection.
Do yourself a favor, pump half a pint of KY in your ass before you fall a sleep, you will be glad you followed my advice in the morning.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:27:00 PM EDT
I have the same experience when driving. It's all I can do to stay out of the ditch and keep the shiny side up.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 11:28:13 PM EDT
Sounds like an inner ear thing, OP. Have any balance trouble lately?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:22:16 AM EDT
My neighbor had this happen in June, he described it exactly as you have. There's no way he would lie to me about something like that.
I'd ask him about it but he died just a couple days later, nobody is sure how it happened.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:23:51 AM EDT


Turn the car's engine off before closing the garage door from now on.


Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:09:21 AM EDT
after you die i will bed your woman

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:09:40 AM EDT
The aliens were sucking you up to the ship. Check for anal probe, or it could be the new SF branch of the Army pulling you in for an anal probe
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:15:39 AM EDT
In just in case OP disappears.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:18:50 AM EDT
I get that SAME feeling every time I pass my local gun store......
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:21:28 AM EDT
LSD is a hell of a drug........
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:24:15 AM EDT
Change your meds dosage.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:30:23 AM EDT
Let your mother in law out of the garage.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:31:44 AM EDT
Hel already knows!
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:32:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RR_Broccoli:
You have a sinus infection coming on. It was internal balance / inner ear disruption.




Bullshit...I call brain tumor.

dibs on everything.
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