I got home last evening and put some corn-dogs in the microwave. Sat down to check my e-mail and pulled my 1911 out of the holster and laid it on the desk.
When my corndogs were done I walked over an got them out of the microwave. I then saw the flip top squeze mustard bottle sitting on the counter and carried it back to my seat along with the corndogs.
When I went to squeeze out some mustard....nothing happened. Ah-ha
, it has some dried mustard in the opening......looking at the hole in the top of the mustard bottle....I squeezed.......AAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG......I now have a face full of mustard and mustard in my eyes.
Shit , shit, shit!
It stings, it stings!!
I've done some dumb shit in my life, but shooting myself in the face with mustard ranks right up there with the dumbest!