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Posted: 6/13/2002 10:55:56 AM EDT
Man,
I got my paycheck and my Bonus, and a special $250 bonus check today at work.
All together, the checks total $9650. [BD]
Now, I like the gross check numbers, but with what the feds, and state takes out, plus my stock purchasing, and 401k, and etc, It all takes about $4K of it.
This is for the Feds and government workers on the board [moon]

Fuck the poor, fuck the old, fuck the sick, you all could get your own money. [BD]

Anyways,
I been itching to hit the gun store and add to my collection.  

Told my one friend, and he wants me to spend it on the crew, and treat everyone to the nudie bars and the champagne room. [sex]

Anyways, what is the biggest check you have ever gotten.

This wont be the last one, I will tell you that.  It feels good.

I need to go get laid tonight. [sex]
Also, dont think about sticking me for it, I am heavenly armed and off my meds today. [BD]


c-rock


Link Posted: 6/13/2002 10:59:41 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:03:04 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Man,
I got my paycheck and my Bonus, and a special $250 bonus check today at work.
All together, the checks total $9650. [BD]
Now, I like the gross check numbers, but with what the feds, and state takes out, plus my stock purchasing, and 401k, and etc, It all takes about $4K of it.
This is for the Feds and government workers on the board [moon]

Fuck the poor, fuck the old, fuck the sick, you all could get your own money. [BD]


c-rock


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More Conservatives have been "born" in this manner than any other way.

An old boss of mine once said "The more money I made, the more Republican I voted."

(Course that was way back when Republican meant fiscal conservative)

Me - $23K . Sale of my house (net of mortgage)

Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:07:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:11:01 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Man,
I got my paycheck and my Bonus, and a special $250 bonus check today at work.
All together, the checks total $9650.
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May I ask what you do?  
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:36:33 AM EDT
[#5]
(Course that was way back when Republican meant fiscal conservative)
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Yeah, back in the days of metal vs paper.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:39:48 AM EDT
[#6]
Get my quarterly bonus check next Thursday.  Can't wait.  Should be about $13,000.  Yeehaaaa.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 11:43:17 AM EDT
[#7]
I got 10k for a reup bonus in the Marine Corps, long gone!
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 1:04:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Man,
I got my paycheck and my Bonus, and a special $250 bonus check today at work.
All together, the checks total $9650.
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May I ask what you do?  
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I sell drugs to H.S., kiddie porn, and man portable missles to middle eastern men at gun shows. [BD]
its a living!
c-rock
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 1:12:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Biggest check I got was from insurance claim, $27500.  Biggest check I've written is $92,760, to pay off house in only 7 months. [:)]
Now I'm poor after writing that one, but I own everything.
Bill3508
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 1:14:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 1:18:24 PM EDT
[#11]
C-rock, sounds like you are beginning to understand the meaning of TAXATION.

But you'll feel better know Congress is 'investing' your money wisely...ha ha ha ha
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 1:21:52 PM EDT
[#12]
$150,000 check. Took a second out on the house to due a major remodel. The check was sent to me to spend on the house. It did enter my mind about blowing off the house and just having fun then go bankrupt.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 3:26:51 PM EDT
[#13]
A check made out to me? $22,000.

Biggest check I have ever handled (I worked in a bank for a little bit) was for $15 Million.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 4:07:18 PM EDT
[#14]
I got a check for @ $25,000 when I sold my condo in 1980 and got a wild hare to cash it.  The bank would only give me $12,000 as they claimed that's all they had.  I bought gold Kruggerands with it and financed a trip to Hawaii, Australia and other ports in the Pacific. Gold was soaring.  I carried $3K in gold coin through customs in Australia in my pocket, highly illegal, and all they were interested in was seeing if I had pot.  

The wife recently WROTE  a check for $800,000 to the Feds.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 4:40:53 PM EDT
[#15]
To quit joking around,
I work a fortune 50 company as a win2k sys admin.  
Its ok, I been thinking about going into finance or law.  

Now, I have already started spending it!  And the check is still in my possession!.

One butler creek 10/22 stock with bull barrell- $150
One butler creek scope cover for a leupold 36 BR-$10

one ammo holder for rifle stock-$10

60 rounds of .308 match ammo, different kinds- $70

10/22 power custom trigger upgrade, and trigger pins-$68

3-20 rd AK mags- $30

One RCBS 50 ammomaster kit $500  

One sling $15.

max hardcore schoolgirls DVD- $20 [BD]

I love spending money!!!Q
c-rock


Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:02:40 PM EDT
[#16]
$1197.68!
Now I feel like Imbrog compared to C-Rock
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:26:46 PM EDT
[#17]
You must be a damned good admin or work for a damned good company - or both.  I do the same thing and with who I am working for, I'll never see that kind of cash.  Enjoy and congrats!
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:29:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:35:18 PM EDT
[#19]
This is for the Feds and government workers on the board [moon]

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Do government workers [b]not[/b] pay taxes?
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:40:09 PM EDT
[#20]
7 day workweek 72 hrs 1083.00 take home, about 36 hours later, brand new bushmaster.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 5:53:11 PM EDT
[#21]
finance is a cool field, that field needs some honest people. The problem with finance is that the lure of money manage to corrupt a lot of people. They need more people whose interest in finance is academic, who don't care about the pay, and just love what they do.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:08:49 PM EDT
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7 day workweek 72 hrs 1083.00 take home, about 36 hours later, brand new bushmaster.
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You need to find yourself a union.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:15:25 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
This is for the Feds and government workers on the board [moon]

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Do government workers [b]not[/b] pay taxes?
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Maybe you do, but you dont pay enough! [BD]
Plus you all get out of the big SS scam, and have your own penison.  

Plus there is too damm many of you on the public dole.

Kidding aside, I hate paying taxes, especially when I can use the $$$ for my own furture and pleasure.  
c-rock
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:15:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
7 day workweek 72 hrs 1083.00 take home, about 36 hours later, brand new bushmaster.
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You need to find yourself a union.
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LOL

That is funny.  Thanks for the laugh.

[:D]

Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:21:37 PM EDT
[#25]
$120,000 [:D]

I promised not to say anything...
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 9:00:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Funniest check story:

My sis was working for a charity in DC and was to receive a check from the Gates Foundation (as much as I despise the man at least he gives his wife something to do by giving some of it away). They send the check regular mail and of course it get s lost. After a while she calls and they say no problem we'll just send another one out.

I guess they weren't worried about someone trying to forge the first lost check. Just imagine the ID you'd need to cash a $900,000+ check. [:)]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 12:56:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:

max hardcore schoolgirls DVD- $20 [BD]

I love spending money!!!Q
c-rock

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Ah yes - MAD MAX!

I don't [s]get to[/s] watch those movies anymore since I'm [s]married[/s] more mature now.

[:D]
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