Last time I went to Walmart, I got a hunting license and 2 deer tag applications. Then I asked for 2 boxes of .30-06. So as I'm filling out the license and application forms, we were making a small amount of small talk and I realized that this guy didn't know shit about guns, ammo, licensing, or anything. I figured, this is my chance to make a move (not in teh ghey way). I asked for 2 boxes of Winchester value pack .45 ACP (I'm 19 btw). So he adds that on to the total (something like $150 by now). Then he realizes, "Uh sir, can I see your ID?" So I hand it to him. "I can't sell you this, sir. Sorry." I remembered the excuse I've read works. "But I'm gonna use it in a carbine, not a pistol." "Oh. Well, usually the computer asks me if it's for a pistol or not, but it didn't this time." So I ask him to run it through again. Still, the computer has to be a bitch and not hook me up. So I left without any .45 ACP