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Posted: 9/18/2005 7:35:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 6:20:12 PM EDT by Fat_McNasty]
I am so mad right now I cannot see stratight! 14 years of marrage and going through cancer treatment last year together, all lost!
In the back of my mind for the last few months I knew something wasn’t right. From the decrease in excitement on her part, to the "If you can do it better your self have at it". I also hear quite often "I had a hard day at work and im really tired."
And when she does give in after constant nagging on my part, things just don’t taste the same. Actually there rather salty! And some times mixed together!
Fast forward to this morning.....
I had to grab the kids some food this morning and thought id let the wife sleep in. That’s when I found the damming evidence! I could not believe that she would do this to me! After all these years!
So I waited till she was in the shower to confront here with the evidence. It is true she has been unfaithful to me! She admitted it, and said that she didn’t regret it one bit. She said she still loves me very much. But with the kids and work taking a toll on her. She just got burnt out on the day after day after day. And need something quick and easy.

Well im making some calls and arranging for the guns to go to a good home away from home.

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I just cannot believe she has been serving me TV dinners the last couple of months instead of home cooking! Yup there was a whole freezer full of them!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:38:12 AM EDT
I don't have much to say but stay strong and sorry bro
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:38:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:40:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I just cannot believe she has been serving me TV dinners the last couple of months instead of home cooking! Yup there was a whole freezer full of them!

Uh oh! That's serious trouble man. [
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:43:33 AM EDT
So, this is the enemy? I was starting to get sick at the salty taste part.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:01 AM EDT
sorry to here that

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:06 AM EDT
But did they at least include pie? That's all that counts.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:19 AM EDT
Heart breaking.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:45:56 AM EDT
ROFL. I was taking you serious till that last line....after I read it three or four times...lol.

John
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:46:44 AM EDT
In before the bible-thumping-healthy-eating-can't we all get along-apologists

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:47:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Offspring:
So, this is the enemy? I was starting to get sick at the salty taste part.




Yup thats the bastard that runing my marrage!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:48:17 AM EDT
Chain her to the stove 'til she comes around!

Good luck man and stay strong!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:48:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 7:49:56 AM EDT by Gregory_A]
I say to get your marriage back on track,go to Costco and get one of those family size frozen dinners.Surprise her by putting the slab of frozen goodness in the oven and have it ready on the table with 2 forks and a jug of your favorite beverage when she gest home.This way,you can sit down and have a nice dinner TOGETHER.As an added bonus,there will be enough food to eat until you both puke.

Good luck and stay strong through these trying times.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:53:40 AM EDT
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:56:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ChrisLe:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!



No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:00:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By ChrisLe:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!



No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!



You can "innocently" drop the grease stained recipt by her side of the bed
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:00:57 AM EDT
The aluminum tray is a big clue that the wife is cheating on you.

If she is being so deceitful as to putting it on a plate, then that is
beyond betrayal and you have no choice but to leave her.

GM

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:02:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 8:04:44 AM EDT by Fat_McNasty]

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By ChrisLe:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!



No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!



You can "innocently" drop the grease stained recipt by her side of the bed



Ok im now cleaning the coffee off the keyboard and monitor!


Origally Posted by Goodmedicine
If she is being so deceitful as to putting it on a plate, then that is
beyond betrayal and you have no choice but to leave her.


Yep she was putting it on a plate!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:02:39 AM EDT
It took me a minute. I thought...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:08:54 AM EDT
The first frozen meal should have gave you a clue
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:11:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:15:24 AM EDT
I don't think everybody gets it yet...

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:16:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
The first frozen meal should have gave you a clue



It went right over my head.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:16:57 AM EDT


Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper Lyrics

What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day


"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day



Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your
plight


Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day




Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:17:36 AM EDT
I'm in the same boat only it is bag frozen dinners.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:18:12 AM EDT
REVENGE is the best, BEAT her at her own GAME!!!

Hit BK and Micky D's and if that doesn't work go to Wendy's...

Wish you the best I know it is hard...


Jim
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:18:41 AM EDT
When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:23:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Well im making some calls and arranging for the guns to go to a good home away from home.

At least you got your priorities str8.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:26:42 AM EDT
You had me going for a while there.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:56:45 AM EDT
Quit your GD whining! I thought it was something really bad - like you found her with an AK-47 or something.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:40:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merlin:
Quit your GD whining! I thought it was something really bad - like you found her with an AK-47 or something.



No its worse! My 223 cal ak-74!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:00:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slash-5:
When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.



Me too! I was thinking WTF, how long had it been since...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:05:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:07:18 PM EDT by GabbasaurusRex]
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Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:07:06 PM EDT
salty salad fingers
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:07:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:09:50 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.



Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:09:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:

Originally Posted By slash-5:
When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.



Me too! I was thinking WTF, how long had it been since...



Same here
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:10:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
I don't think everybody gets it yet...




I didn't... for a while. I'm slow like that.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:14:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.



Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.


Yeah, I didn't get it until later. Putting "my wife is cheating on me" in bold letters will do that.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:17:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:20:26 PM EDT by smokycity]
Puts new meaning into "Doing the tube steak boogie"

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:23:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JSteensen:
ROFL. I was taking you serious till that last line....after I read it three or four times...lol.

John



+1. At first I was like "wtf does a tv dinner have to do with this?" Then it all became clear..... LOL
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:33:50 PM EDT
Invite her to a cook out. You have to cook.



Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:35:55 PM EDT
DRAW DOWN ON HER AND KICK HER TO THE CURB!!

A man has culinary needs dammit!



(sorry sis)
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:42:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.



Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.


Yeah, I didn't get it until later. Putting "my wife is cheating on me" in bold letters will do that.



I guess I'm not the only idiot around here. Took me a few minutes too.

What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:43:12 PM EDT
It could be worse you could be eating here...



Taffy


TV dinners suck
I'd rather eat an MRE
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:26:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:30:45 PM EDT
Well, this is one of those threads that shows you who reads the entire thread
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:37:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?




My dad is watching football and I have no clue what my mom's doing. Nor do I care. Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:41:14 PM EDT
Damn, I haven't seen a tv dinner in years, you are a lucky man.

Your wife spoils you rotten.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:45:30 PM EDT
Best
Thread
Ever
Tonite (Hey...it's date stamped...like his dinner!)
<snarf>
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:28:09 PM EDT
UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE­!!!
We took some time together and talked about it some today. She said she would try and cut back, but with "MY" busy schedule and always getting home late in the evening. It would be really hard for her to be fateful, but she would try! And she said she was only doing "IT" to loose weight for me..

Its going to be a long road ahead! And thanks for all your support through this troubling time...

I did get Steak and twice bake potatoes tonight!! But I had to cook it... Well there is always dessert..
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:28:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?




My dad is watching football and I have no clue what my mom's doing. Nor do I care. Thanks.



Aw, c'mon...it's all fun and games.
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