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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:25:26 AM EDT
I need some advice. I have lost 55 pounds since last year's even and now, my favorite dresses no longer fit.
It's October, and the fashion guide says I can wear white, but, I dunno... Since it is an outdoor event, should I consider a hat? Something frilly and light? Thanks in advance. |
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AR15.com's official flamer? Hrm. Methinks there's a backstory I am missing here. But, alas, you would do better w/ a japanese schoolgirls outfit. Pleases the guys and the gals, or maybe pisses them both off. I think in this case the jury's still out on that one.
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Some doofus, err, 1GR, left his computer logged in, methinks. Expect to see a lot of this over the next few days.
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if you want to wear a nice white cotton sundress i don't think it's too late.
little white shoes and ankle socks. it might be cold so i would pack a cardigan sweater. as far as a hat i would go baseball cap. |
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Bit your tongue errr... Slap your hands. We do not want pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Methinks I smell "rouge chèvre". |
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Quoted so we can remember what this originally said once 1GR realizes what he's written |
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That's really too bad. I really enjoyed the uplifting yellow and white sun dress you wore at the last Hun Farm trip. It really broadcasted the statement, "I'm here and I'm alive."
I loved that dress on you. So full of personality and spirit. I hope you can find a fitting replacement. <kisses> |
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It might get a bit too chilly in the evenings for that outfit. However, a nice pair of leg warmers could correct that problem. |
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<innocent look>me?</innocent look>
TRG P.S. I'll see if i can find some pics of him. |
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I will get the bastard back. I remember thinking last night, at all costs remember to log off! sigh |
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Too much "windex"? |
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Bourbon... and lots of it.
Today he is feeding me a steady diet of Vodka. |
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You can never go wrong with the little black dress. Also matches the little black rifle.
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+1 but black rifle or not, you'll still look like a fag |
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Did you wake this morning with the sensation of easy lube around the general area of your backside? |
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My suggestion is, Your birthday suit. Show off your hard work.
If I worked hard to loose 55 pounds, I’d flaunt it. Colt_SBR |
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He puts the lotion on! |
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Or did you take it dry? |
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I am not sure how it all went down last night but, I did feel violated this morning.
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Don't gorget the panties...to avoid a fight over your tush! |
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Tank top w/ plenty of side boobie and a pair of Hooters shorts that show off your Thong....
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Don't forget the panties...to avoid a fight over your tush! |
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BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Now that is funny... "AR15.com's official flamer." |
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Well it looked like there was atleast 2-3 people under 240 lbs at the last gunstock so ya should be ok ! Just don't wear any spandex ...
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Wear slacks.
Slacks so tight you can’t sit down while wearing them. If that doesn’t get attention tell everybody to open up their eyes. |
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Sounds good, butt don't post pics. |
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He's a super freak... I am not joking, not kidding around, he got a PEDICURE today. Not a joke. A PEDICURE. TRG PS. We had to leave the first nail salon because 1GR was 'taling to the nail lady about a pedicure. She had no time to do one, because it was nearly 5 pm. She told him she had a softball game to go to so she could not stay late.. 1GR: Softball game? You gotta go so you can go to a softball game? HER: Yes, sir. So I really don't have time to stay late. 1GR: Are you, like the Manager of the team? HER: Well, no, why? 1GR: 'Cause your just too damn fat to run the bases. Not kidding. Somewhere in East Texas there is a rather large nail salon woman that is eating her way back to sanity after that bit of love from 1GR. |
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WHY AM I MISSING THIS!?!??!?!?? |
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Because feet are nasty???? Why would you want to go all the way to Texas to look at some nasty yellow peeling nails where little talking germs live?? |
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Same here, I was about to say hell with it and leave out this morning |
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The Taxman Cometh? |
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Too late now, I could have skipped out at 8am after work yesterday, but I couldnt find my boss to tell him Id be back Wed. |
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Just look in TRG's closet... Im sure he has all kinds of FAGGY clothes! |
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