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Posted: 7/19/2008 11:04:17 PM EDT
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago. Every time me and friends go out, they urge me to throw down some lines and try to get back in the game. To get back to the old me.

I showed and proved for the past 2 nights and got the phone number of a hot 22 year old waitress two nights ago. I decided not to call.

We go back to the same place tonight to watch the UFC fight and get another waitress hitting on me hard core. I flirted back and knew I could pull it. Even the random dudes at the table next to us noticed her riding my sack. Against my friends advice, I declined to close the deal and left.

AAARRRGHHHHH
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:05:52 PM EDT
Tell them the story about helping to push that SUV into a gas station and what happened next. That is sure to get their attention.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:06:15 PM EDT
Well, that settles it for me. You have caught teh ghey.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:02:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Well, that settles it for me. You have caught teh ghey.


yup
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:06:31 AM EDT
k
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:10:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nutro:
I used to be a HUGE man-whore ..................


Could you clarify that? You were a whore for men?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:11:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nutro:
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago. Every time me and friends go out, they urge me to throw down some lines and try to get back in the game. To get back to the old me.

I showed and proved for the past 2 nights and got the phone number of a hot 22 year old waitress two nights ago. I decided not to call.

We go back to the same place tonight to watch the UFC fight and get another waitress hitting on me hard core. I flirted back and knew I could pull it. Even the random dudes at the table next to us noticed her riding my sack. Against my friends advice, I declined to close the deal and left.

AAARRRGHHHHH


just curious, but what brought on these changes?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:12:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Retic:

Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Well, that settles it for me. You have caught teh ghey.


yup


+1
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 6:34:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:29:20 AM EDT
Maybe the girls are fag-haggs?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:33:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:34:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xd675:
just curious, but what brought on these changes?


Decrease in testosterone.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:36:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nutro:
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago. Every time me and friends go out, they urge me to throw down some lines and try to get back in the game. To get back to the old me.

I showed and proved for the past 2 nights and got the phone number of a hot 22 year old waitress two nights ago. I decided not to call.

We go back to the same place tonight to watch the UFC fight and get another waitress hitting on me hard core. I flirted back and knew I could pull it. Even the random dudes at the table next to us noticed her riding my sack. Against my friends advice, I declined to close the deal and left.

AAARRRGHHHHH


Dude, you are so the man.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:36:50 AM EDT
You should probably start hanging out with men who won't be trying to ruin your marriage.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:37:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tekka:
You should probably start hanging out with men who won't be trying to ruin your marriage.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:08:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nutro:
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago.



The operative word in the phrase "settle down" is "settle."
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:10:55 PM EDT
hit it & quit. stop being such a baby.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:13:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:

Originally Posted By Nutro:
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago. Every time me and friends go out, they urge me to throw down some lines and try to get back in the game. To get back to the old me.

I showed and proved for the past 2 nights and got the phone number of a hot 22 year old waitress two nights ago. I decided not to call.

We go back to the same place tonight to watch the UFC fight and get another waitress hitting on me hard core. I flirted back and knew I could pull it. Even the random dudes at the table next to us noticed her riding my sack. Against my friends advice, I declined to close the deal and left.

AAARRRGHHHHH


Dude, you are so the man.

Like a friend of mine used to say, "Nothing is dimmer than yesterday's star."
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:14:32 PM EDT
man up and SIIHPAPP
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