Joe is talking to his buddy and his buddy says he should go to the local bar and see the robot bartender. Thinking his buddy is full of shit, Joe goes to the bar to find out. Sure enough, when he arrives there is a robotic bartender serving drinks. Thinking "What the hell?", Joe goes to the bar and orders a beer.
When the robot brings the beer he asks Joe "What is your IQ?"
Just to see what he can get away with Joe replies "150."
Soon thereafter the two of them are having a nice a conversation about quantum physics and nanotechnology.
The next day at the bar is the same scenario.
The Robot asks Joe "What's your IQ?"
This time Joe is more realistic and replies "100."
Soon thereafter they are talking about sports and women.
The third day Joe decides to really test the robot.
The robot asks "What is your IQ?"
Joe replies "50."
The robot then says "So, you're votin' for Kerry!"
I love that one!