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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:05:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Hydrate and colace, my man.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:09:25 AM EDT
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God damn it!!! this threadf has me LOLing like a fucking idiot...
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:11:19 AM EDT
[#3]
OPs got big fat turds
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:12:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:16:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: If you think about it, from a fluid dynamics standpoint, a toilet is a terrible design. You're expecting a limited amount of 1.0 cp viscosity fluid, move a solid through a narrow flow path, with both an 180 degree turn, and an extreme radius of curvature. With predictable results. From now on, there will always be a large supply of disposable cutlery in any bathroom I own. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:20:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:42:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:47:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm thinking straight hole into a tank, with an occasional pump out.  yuk |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:48:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: If you think about it, from a fluid dynamics standpoint, a toilet is a terrible design. You're expecting a limited amount of 1.0 cp viscosity fluid, move a solid through a narrow flow path, with both an 180 degree turn, and an extreme radius of curvature. With predictable results. From now on, there will always be a large supply of disposable cutlery in any bathroom I own. Or just buy an American Standard instead of whatever cheap $99 piece of shit home depot special you have now. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:04:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Our toilets have ample 5 gallon flushes and never get stopped up, because everything goes into our own residential sewage treatment plant where we recover and reuse every drop of water to irrigate our fruit trees. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If you think about it, from a fluid dynamics standpoint, a toilet is a terrible design. You're expecting a limited amount of 1.0 cp viscosity fluid, move a solid through a narrow flow path, with both an 180 degree turn, and an extreme radius of curvature. With predictable results. From now on, there will always be a large supply of disposable cutlery in any bathroom I own. Our toilets have ample 5 gallon flushes and never get stopped up, because everything goes into our own residential sewage treatment plant where we recover and reuse every drop of water to irrigate our fruit trees.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:05:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop buying junky toilets and you'll be fine. You need an American standard champion 4 toilet. You won't clog it. Largest trap diameter. Fully glazed trapway(smooth), and nice and easy sweeping trap with no jerky movements. 4" flush valve. Normal toilet is 2". If your toilet has a regular sized flapper it's not going to be a great flusher. The cadet 3 is also a good option. But not as good. 1.6 gallons per flush. I never have to flush twice. This is truth. Installed Champion 4's when we built our house 9 years ago and we've never had a clog. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:12:00 AM EDT
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None of the toilets in my house have ever plugged up. Wife’s bathroom features a Kohler, mine has an American Standard. I think I paid about $400 apiece for them.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:27:57 AM EDT
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OP needs more fiber in his diet.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:39:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop buying junky toilets and you'll be fine. You need an American standard champion 4 toilet. You won't clog it. Largest trap diameter. Fully glazed trapway(smooth), and nice and easy sweeping trap with no jerky movements. 4" flush valve. Normal toilet is 2". If your toilet has a regular sized flapper it's not going to be a great flusher. The cadet 3 is also a good option. But not as good. 1.6 gallons per flush. I never have to flush twice. I think my 4 toilets are American Standard. Not sure what model. I just bought "builder grade" 1.6 gal. units 28 years ago when I built the house and they have worked OK all these years. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:41:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm thinking straight hole into a tank, with an occasional pump out. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:47:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop buying junky toilets and you'll be fine. You need an American standard champion 4 toilet. You won't clog it. Largest trap diameter. Fully glazed trapway(smooth), and nice and easy sweeping trap with no jerky movements. 4" flush valve. Normal toilet is 2". If your toilet has a regular sized flapper it's not going to be a great flusher. The cadet 3 is also a good option. But not as good. 1.6 gallons per flush. I never have to flush twice. Is that one of those "power-poop" units with an upper water pressure chamber that WILL fail and explode sometime during your usage? |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:52:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP needs more fiber in his diet. And pinch it out. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:56:02 AM EDT
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I've never clogged a Champion 4 with the NuFlush conversion. I've owned them since 2007.
And I have straight up disrespected them on countless occasions. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:00:37 AM EDT
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I honestly don’t know how this poop thread has made it this far.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:04:50 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pour about 2 cups of merratic acid in there and swish it around with your toilet brush to get it pushed down into the twisty pipes and leave it in there for 15 min, that will clean it out and get it flowing again. flush it 2 or 3 more times to get it out of your sewer pipes. It's muriatic acid. https://bits.greenslocal.org/articles/how-to-use-muriatic-acid-to-clean-a-toilet/ |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:09:19 AM EDT
[#21]
I find most modern toilets work quite well
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:13:20 AM EDT
[#22]
I tell people that most modern day toilets you gotta treat like jail toilets: sink one, flush one.
I have not had the luxury of shitting in a jail cell, but I know many who have, and a few of them have told me that “sink one, flush one” is a standard rule. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:16:53 AM EDT
[#23]
The OP is Bono.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:18:58 AM EDT
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Every toilet at work is currently broken and we are having to drive 3 miles to a gas station…
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:20:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You just have shitty toilets. Quality toilets solved the low flow problem a decade or so ago. A quality toilet will flush a 12 pound cat. Honey have you seen the cat? |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:21:55 AM EDT
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You know you guys don't have to live on boiled beets anymore.
You're in the new world now, and we have lots to eat.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:33:22 AM EDT
[#27]
The dreaded log jam
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:33:47 AM EDT
[#28]
If you pooped on company time, you wouldn’t have this problem.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:36:01 AM EDT
[#29]
So how many holes has OP dug in his backyard?
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:38:30 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop buying junky toilets and you'll be fine. You need an American standard champion 4 toilet. You won't clog it. Largest trap diameter. Fully glazed trapway(smooth), and nice and easy sweeping trap with no jerky movements. 4" flush valve. Normal toilet is 2". If your toilet has a regular sized flapper it's not going to be a great flusher. The cadet 3 is also a good option. But not as good. 1.6 gallons per flush. I never have to flush twice.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:41:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:42:17 AM EDT
[#32]
I have had good luck with the Home Depot, Glacier Bay, one piece, duel flush toilets in rent houses. I have been using them for about 5 years and have never had a clogged toilet or a broken tank seal (they don’t have one due to the one piece design.) I also haven’t had any problems with the toilet flange gasket seal because of the different center of gravity.
Some of my tenants are real porkers. We are talking about wide load, Walmart shopping scooter types. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:44:12 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @1stID Toilets are a damn nightmare these days. One trick is to poop, flush, then wipe and flush the toilet paper separately. If you don’t, then you end up with the paper enveloping the poop and it forms a plug that goes nowhere. A better secret is to poop everyday, not once every three days. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:46:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is truth. Installed Champion 4's when we built our house 9 years ago and we've never had a clog. I had to replace the flush mechanism in all of my Champion 4’s due to a faulty design in the first few years of production. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:48:55 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I find most modern toilets work quite well That is the simple truth. When the new standards came out years ago, the manufacturers continued to use the old molds and only changed the mechanical mechanism which caused the problems. The old school toilets were designed for 4” drain pipes and the new ones are designed for 3” drain pipes. If you replace the toilet in an old house, be sure to check the toilet flange. If it is a 4” one, you will need to install an adapter. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:57:12 AM EDT
[#36]
1.Open up your wallet $$$ and buy a Toto (dual flush model if your'e feeling baller).
The Ferrari of toilets and worth every penny. I put one in every bathroom in my house. 2. Throw away plungers. ( or poop knife if your'e one of those guys) I'm a big guy, eating big food and making big turds. Have yet to flush more than once. It's unstoppable. Toto's are the shit, so to speak, and can handle anyhing you might throw ( or dump) at it. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:03:36 AM EDT
[#37]
You need more fiber and water in your diet
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:05:23 AM EDT
[#38]
This bad boy is a beast.
Have had since we built the house, hasn't clogged once. Only issue, no power, no flush 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:10:20 AM EDT
[#39]
Get a Toto.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:25:51 AM EDT
[#40]
The one we have at the office has pressure assist and it has never clogged. I may upgrade to that when we redo our bathrooms.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:32:02 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Never underestimate the power of the poop knife. Whang gang. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:37:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop buying junky toilets and you'll be fine. You need an American standard champion 4 toilet. You won't clog it. Largest trap diameter. Fully glazed trapway(smooth), and nice and easy sweeping trap with no jerky movements. 4" flush valve. Normal toilet is 2". If your toilet has a regular sized flapper it's not going to be a great flusher. The cadet 3 is also a good option. But not as good. 1.6 gallons per flush. I never have to flush twice.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:38:33 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Honey have you seen the cat? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You just have shitty toilets. Quality toilets solved the low flow problem a decade or so ago. A quality toilet will flush a 12 pound cat. Honey have you seen the cat? That’s how I know. And she was none the wiser. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:39:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Obviously OP doesn't have a ferguson Al, is that you? |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:42:13 AM EDT
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Gerber Avalanche 1.6 gal master race checking in. No Clogs.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:43:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every toilet at work is currently broken and we are having to drive 3 miles to a gas station… If only there was someone you could call to fix that. I am thinking of a professional who spent years learning how to do things with pipes and things connected to them.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:06:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: If you think about it, from a fluid dynamics standpoint, a toilet is a terrible design. You're expecting a limited amount of 1.0 cp viscosity fluid, move a solid through a narrow flow path, with both an 180 degree turn, and an extreme radius of curvature. With predictable results. From now on, there will always be a large supply of disposable cutlery in any bathroom I own. You're the guy who came into the restaurant and shit a fucking clay pringles can, arent you? |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:08:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I honestly don’t know how this poop thread has made it this far. Shh, keep this on the down low. But this isn't the first thread that I feel should have been locked after a few pages. So I think the mods are either tired of the GD shenanigans that they aren't viewing/reading threads, or they're letting GD air out their grievances.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:11:24 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Or just buy an American Standard instead of whatever cheap $99 piece of shit home depot special you have now. I have installed 5 of the $99 home Depot special toilets . They work great. My son has had one I installed in his house right after he bought the house. No complaints. The depot toilet is a great product. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:12:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Exactly why I just waffle stomp them in the shower Toe pusher! |
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