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Posted: 9/21/2005 1:25:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:30:45 PM EDT
Junior Brown


Way out in the island with the coconut tree
With the pearly shells and the tropical breeze
There’s a hillbilly girl from Tennessee, my hillbilly hula gal
She’s had enough of the hills and me
So she’s taken to the lessons in Waikiki
I guess she’s right where she wants to be, my hillbilly hula gal

She dances with wahini’s in the islands now
She’s trying to do the hula but she don’t know how
She’s got the poniola’s in her own corral
She feeds them grits and gravy at the old luau




The Blue Grass hills and the Mountain Dew
Wait till she leaves Honolu
She better come home like she’s suppose to do, my hillbilly hula gal

Now she looks twice as good in a little grass skirt
Than overalls and a tore up shirt
But corn don’t grow in lava dirt, my hillbilly hula gal
There’s smiles on the faces if the island boys
Cause her southern drawl gives a big enjoy
She can’t churn butter when she’s dipping that poi, my hillbilly hula gal

Now she never used to give a hoot for coconuts or taro root
She’s a country gal living in the islands now
She’s trying to get the hula girl to show her how
When she gets through with this fantasy
Just come on back to Tennessee
Back with me where she’s suppose to be, my hillbilly hula gal
My hillbilly hula gal
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:38:46 PM EDT
FYI

What you were describing is the Tahitian style of Hula. Pumping of the legs and knees to get that high RPM booty shake. Not to be confused with the flowing Hawaiian style of Hula.

The major Hula competition in Hawaii is the Merry Monarch Festival. You should look into it if your interested. There is also a large Hawaiian community in Texas (Austin area). They may have a halau (hula school) there as well.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:43:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
I have a newly found respect for Hula dancers. Our trip to Hawaii opened my eyes to what I really do consider to be an art form. We went to a Luau one night, and at the end of the evening the dancers decided to have 'audience participation' time. I was talking to my mom, back to the dancers, and I feel a tap on my shoulder. Lo and behold, the one hot male dancer with the body like Adonis I'd been drooling over all night was standing there before me, asking me to come up on stage (they held it indoors because it looked like it would rain).

'No thanks. Not no, hell no. You can't make me. Not on your life. Over my dead body. Uh uh. No way', I said.

So he drags me up on stage, and shows me how to hula. Now, this is where my newly found respect comes in...I had been watching the female dancers all evening. It truly amazes me that they can shake their butts as fast as they can. I don't for the life of me understand how a human can shake their moneymaker at a higher RPM than most vehicles run at, all the while keeping it in a perfect 360 degree rotation...and not fall down.

I tried, I really did. I have come to the conclusion that my butt just wasn't meant to shake at 90 MPH. I guess I can go ahead and scratch off 'Hula Dancer' from the 'Things I want to be when I grow up' list...




::sigh::

<scratches Hula dancer off her list too>
Thanks for burstin' my bubble, there, Blondie!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:06:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:15:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:


I don't know what it was, but I was superiorly impressed. I would LOVE to see the competition. I think that would be amazing to watch. As for the hula school...that actually might be something I'd do. I'll have to see if there's one here in D/FW.



That actually sounds like a fun way to work out!

How was the surfing Sp1?

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:01:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:14:39 PM EDT
SP1,
The question is, how much blood was in your alcohol stream before you attempted?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:24:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:57:36 PM EDT

I’ve known for years that there were MALE Hula dancers.
I bet that if you had known that fact you would have gotten into a boat and rowed all the way over to The Islands.

Why do I suddenly have this idea that you are taking up Hula Dancing as a hobby so you can go back and dance Cheek-to-Cheek (and I’m not talking Face-to-Face here) with some of those Male Dancers?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:06:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:06:48 PM EDT
is that where you've been?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 5:46:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:30:01 AM EDT
You might want to look into Belly Dancing. It's a great form of exercise! I took a couple semesters at our adult education center here in Boston. VERY FUN. Tons of exercise, and you learn how to move VERY seductively, and you gain a better sense of balance, and grace.

Try it!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:37:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:11:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
You might want to look into Belly Dancing. It's a great form of exercise! I took a couple semesters at our adult education center here in Boston. VERY FUN. Tons of exercise, and you learn how to move VERY seductively, and you gain a better sense of balance, and grace.

Try it!


<trips over flip flops>
What is this thing called grace???
gah...I am soooooooooooo ungraceful. And I have the scarred knees and elbows to prove it!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:38:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:36:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
You might want to look into Belly Dancing. It's a great form of exercise! I took a couple semesters at our adult education center here in Boston. VERY FUN. Tons of exercise, and you learn how to move VERY seductively, and you gain a better sense of balance, and grace.

Try it!


<trips over flip flops>
What is this thing called grace???
gah...I am soooooooooooo ungraceful. And I have the scarred knees and elbows to prove it!



That's what you get for wearing non-tactical footwear.







Her too???
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:40:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 11:22:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Yes, master




Love it when you say that
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 11:39:35 AM EDT


Ar­e ya gonna sell tickets to your practices???

<­BR>
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:18:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 4:42:10 PM EDT
Tag for video of sp1grrl doin' da hula.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 4:51:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 4:59:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By GoGop:
Tag for video of sp1grrl doin' da hula.



That is one thing I can guarantee will never happen.

Ever.

Unless my body is taken over and possessed by an evil hula demon, in which case I fully expect someone to exorcise me before my heart explodes, but after filming it.



Link Posted: 9/24/2005 5:02:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:29:48 PM EDT
Thank you for noticing!

(You used a nicer term than martini-butt does).
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