[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How to avoid an attack

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:00:36 PM EDT

How to defeat an attacker

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:05:03 PM EDT

[#1]

I like how he starts off by picking his nose.

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:06:43 PM EDT

[#2]

Yep that's how you defend yourself to a T.

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:07:48 PM EDT

[#3]

I loled

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:10:38 PM EDT

[#4]

No, no, no.

That's all wrong.

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByZqx30OvVs

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:13:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Uh-ooh!

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:15:56 PM EDT

[#6]

That's when you have to deal with a midget. This is for the full size assailants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:23:08 PM EDT

[#7]

That cracked me up

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:36:33 PM EDT

[#8]

From what I've seen here so far I'll go with Sandra Bullock's lessons in "Miss Congeniality".

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:39:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I loled

Yep as soon as the kid came out I lost it. I just swallowed a mouth full of beer.

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:42:31 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
That's when you have to deal with a midget. This is for the full size assailants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk

WTF LOL!

Posted: 5/3/2009 6:46:43 PM EDT

[#11]

ha, nice