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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How to- Endure FEMA Camp Torture

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:02:35 PM EDT

As you all probably know, "Thomas Paine" has been summoned to the White House due to his videos on YouTube.

No doubt, he will end up in a FEMA prison camp.... and probably be tortured in unthinkable ways.

You may have come to the same conclusion I have... we will all end of in a prison camp one of these days.

To prepare you all for the unbearable torture you will likely have to endure... I am providing you with this training program... I know it may be difficult to watch, but, if you love your freedom, you will complete this important training exercise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsbIRxaXDNM&NR=1

PS I am 6 minutes through it right now.... and attempting to drive pencils into my ears....

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:04:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Has ol' Thomas really gotten a WH invite from BHO? That is damn near believable.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:05:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:05:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Has ol' Thomas really gotten a WH invite from BHO? That is damn near believable.

Unconfirmed reports say "yes"...

There is a thread on it in GD.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:07:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Will they have cable tv there and will I beable to bench press 215lb like it's foing out of style

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:08:14 PM EDT

[#5]

WOOOO Finished.
Near the end.... it kind of developed a tune in my head.

Sort of a mix of the boot skootin boogy, and lacucaracha.

Yes, I did dance to it.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:08:58 PM EDT

[#6]

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to be the guy who gets gunned down trying to climb the fence!!

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:09:41 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to be the guy who gets gunned down trying to climb the fence!!

Wire happy....

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:10:29 PM EDT

[#8]

AVENGE ME!!!

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:10:38 PM EDT

[#9]

God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:11:36 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
As you all probably know, "Thomas Paine" has been summoned to the White House due to his videos on YouTube.

No doubt, he will end up in a FEMA prison camp.... and probably be tortured in unthinkable ways.

I'm assigned to his "re-education" detail and I can assure you - we have given a lot of thought to our methods.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:11:51 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.

So, you had no problem completing the training exercise, right?

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:12:06 PM EDT

[#12]

I made it to 0:30

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:12:49 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.

So, you had no problem completing the training exercise, right?

I never said I could stand her voice.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:15:32 PM EDT

[#14]

Just carry a mini gun with you and avoid the camps all together

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:16:08 PM EDT

[#15]

You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:19:31 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.

He did.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:20:51 PM EDT

[#17]

I got through about 2 minutes of that. I thought the remix was alot funnier.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:25:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.

He did.

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:02:38 PM EDT

[#19]

It's got a nice beat, and I can dance to it!

No seriously... /b/ is thataway>>>.

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:05:27 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I made it to 0:30

yep. me too.

guess I cant let em take me alive

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:10:27 PM EDT

[#21]

0:12

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:16:34 PM EDT

[#22]

0:22

and 0:36 on the second attempt

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:37:48 PM EDT

[#23]

so boxxy is the new rickroll?

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:57:33 PM EDT

[#24]

its pretty catchy "my name is boxy" I'm gonna download it as a ringer.

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:58:45 PM EDT

[#25]

prepare for fema camp like this....load, one round of your choice into chamber of hand gun, rifle or shotgun, close chamber, insert barrel into oral cavity, close eyes, pull trigger...

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:01:21 PM EDT

[#26]

The trick is not to lose your head.

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:12:07 PM EDT

[#27]

this one is actually torture. could you imagine listening to this everyday,

her name is boxy

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:14:01 PM EDT

[#28]

I love all the "FEMA FEAR"

If anyone here has ever witnessed fema trying to do anything they would realize FEMA is just not capable of organizing anything let alone a huge round up of citizens.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:39:01 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

I love all the "FEMA FEAR"

If anyone here has ever witnessed fema trying to do anything they would realize FEMA is just not capable of organizing anything let alone a huge round up of citizens.

..... You didn't watch the video, did you?

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:45:47 PM EDT

[#30]

I only got to 0:34.

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:46:48 PM EDT

[#31]

I'd hit it.

But with a tranquilizer first.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:10:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Pffffttt...amateurs.

They Gave Me A Grasshopper.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:21:54 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.

He did.

thank goodness you tube was on mute.

I had SUBNET RADIO BLASTING IN MY HEADPHONES....

Posted: 3/28/2009 11:53:57 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Pffffttt...amateurs.

They Gave Me A Grasshopper.

I'll see your grasshopper and raise you......

Posted: 3/29/2009 12:33:10 AM EDT

[#35]

Need pic of rabbit filing his head down, to get rid of the image....

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