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Posted: 3/28/2009 1:02:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 1:04:03 PM EDT by lamarbrog]
As you all probably know, "Thomas Paine" has been summoned to the White House due to his videos on YouTube.

No doubt, he will end up in a FEMA prison camp.... and probably be tortured in unthinkable ways.

You may have come to the same conclusion I have... we will all end of in a prison camp one of these days.

To prepare you all for the unbearable torture you will likely have to endure... I am providing you with this training program... I know it may be difficult to watch, but, if you love your freedom, you will complete this important training exercise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsbIRxaXDNM&NR=1





















PS I am 6 minutes through it right now.... and attempting to drive pencils into my ears....
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:04:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 1:05:26 PM EDT by AllserviceBilliards]
Has ol' Thomas really gotten a WH invite from BHO? That is damn near believable.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:05:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:05:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Has ol' Thomas really gotten a WH invite from BHO? That is damn near believable.

Unconfirmed reports say "yes"...

There is a thread on it in GD.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:07:18 PM EDT
Will they have cable tv there and will I beable to bench press 215lb like it's foing out of style
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:08:14 PM EDT
WOOOO Finished.



Near the end.... it kind of developed a tune in my head.

Sort of a mix of the boot skootin boogy, and lacucaracha.

Yes, I did dance to it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:08:58 PM EDT
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to be the guy who gets gunned down trying to climb the fence!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:09:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m14freedom:
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to be the guy who gets gunned down trying to climb the fence!!

Wire happy....
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:10:29 PM EDT
AVENGE ME!!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:10:38 PM EDT
God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:11:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 1:12:16 PM EDT by CWO]
Originally Posted By lamarbrog:
As you all probably know, "Thomas Paine" has been summoned to the White House due to his videos on YouTube.

No doubt, he will end up in a FEMA prison camp.... and probably be tortured in unthinkable ways.




I'm assigned to his "re-education" detail and I can assure you - we have given a lot of thought to our methods.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:11:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RileyS:
God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.

So, you had no problem completing the training exercise, right?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:12:06 PM EDT
I made it to 0:30
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:12:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lamarbrog:

Originally Posted By RileyS:
God she's so hawt. Teh hawtness queen of /b/.

So, you had no problem completing the training exercise, right?


I never said I could stand her voice.




































































Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:15:32 PM EDT
Just carry a mini gun with you and avoid the camps all together
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:16:08 PM EDT
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:19:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By happycynic:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.



He did.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:20:51 PM EDT
I got through about 2 minutes of that. I thought the remix was alot funnier.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 1:25:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Omni:
Originally Posted By happycynic:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.



He did.


Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:02:38 PM EDT
It's got a nice beat, and I can dance to it!














No seriously... /b/ is thataway>>>.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:05:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jarlragnar:
I made it to 0:30


yep. me too.

guess I cant let em take me alive
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:10:27 PM EDT
0:12
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:16:34 PM EDT
0:22 and 0:36 on the second attempt
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:37:48 PM EDT
so boxxy is the new rickroll?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:57:33 PM EDT
its pretty catchy "my name is boxy" I'm gonna download it as a ringer.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 2:58:45 PM EDT
prepare for fema camp like this....load, one round of your choice into chamber of hand gun, rifle or shotgun, close chamber, insert barrel into oral cavity, close eyes, pull trigger...
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:01:21 PM EDT
The trick is not to lose your head.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:12:07 PM EDT
this one is actually torture. could you imagine listening to this everyday,

her name is boxy
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:14:01 PM EDT
I love all the "FEMA FEAR"

If anyone here has ever witnessed fema trying to do anything they would realize FEMA is just not capable of organizing anything let alone a huge round up of citizens.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:39:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
I love all the "FEMA FEAR"

If anyone here has ever witnessed fema trying to do anything they would realize FEMA is just not capable of organizing anything let alone a huge round up of citizens.

..... You didn't watch the video, did you?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:45:47 PM EDT
I only got to 0:34.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:46:48 PM EDT
I'd hit it.
But with a tranquilizer first.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:10:54 PM EDT
Pffffttt...amateurs.

They Gave Me A Grasshopper.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:21:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Omni:
Originally Posted By happycynic:
You did NOT just /b/oxxy arfcom.



He did.


thank goodness you tube was on mute.

I had SUBNET RADIO BLASTING IN MY HEADPHONES....


Link Posted: 3/28/2009 11:53:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Pffffttt...amateurs.

They Gave Me A Grasshopper.


I'll see your grasshopper and raise you......

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:33:10 AM EDT
Need pic of rabbit filing his head down, to get rid of the image....
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