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9/14/2013 3:02:30 PM EDT
Somehow, someway, when I was moving some equipment Tuesday, I managed to bind an arm under it and cause some surface trauma. I say it like that because later when I was in the shower, I notice the discoloration on the triceps, about the size of a Morgan-Peace dollar, and was puzzled for several minutes how I could have done it....till I remembered.

Yesterday morning, it was still big and purple and tan but not looking at it, well, it looks like something like a large rodent gave me a glancing feint with the teeth. Two small hits with the incisors, one large hit below. That's what it looks like for a description, but now, hardly anything to raise the comment of "My God! What happened to you!".

Normally, I don't mind, too much, bruises, for they show an active life. ALTHOUGH.....................................

...................there was one lover, decades ago, where we might really get into things and then I noticed the marks from such play. All I can say is that I am glad that aerobics were suspended that summer....otherwise, I would been wearing tee's to workout in instead of crop tops and leotards!
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9/14/2013 3:03:32 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:06:31 PM EDT
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I think my brain just died. I know my soul did.
9/14/2013 3:07:13 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:07:34 PM EDT
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have we ever seen a picture of snowleapord?

it racks my brain thinking what she would look like...lol
9/14/2013 3:08:16 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:09:16 PM EDT
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It's a man baby.
9/14/2013 3:09:39 PM EDT
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These threads would be a great made for tv movie. Ok no they wouldn't...
9/14/2013 3:09:39 PM EDT
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i had a fucking sweet ass bruise on my thigh good 5" in diameter.

tried to ride my bike over a boulder that wasn't having any of it.
9/14/2013 3:10:04 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:10:33 PM EDT
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Gene5 and SL should make babies.
9/14/2013 3:10:46 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:12:24 PM EDT
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lol
9/14/2013 3:13:20 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:14:27 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:16:50 PM EDT
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 Hmm would that make a Confectioners Sugarleopardbear????
9/14/2013 3:17:56 PM EDT
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Somehow, someway, when I was moving some equipment Tuesday, I managed to bind an arm under it and cause some surface trauma. I say it like that because later when I was in the shower, I notice the discoloration on the triceps, about the size of a Morgan-Peace dollar, and was puzzled for several minutes how I could have done it....till I remembered.

Yesterday morning, it was still big and purple and tan but not looking at it, well, it looks like something like a large rodent gave me a glancing feint with the teeth. Two small hits with the incisors, one large hit below. That's what it looks like for a description, but now, hardly anything to raise the comment of "My God! What happened to you!".

Normally, I don't mind, too much, bruises, for they show an active life. ALTHOUGH.....................................

...................there was one lover, decades ago, where we might really get into things and then I noticed the marks from such play. All I can say is that I am glad that aerobics were suspended that summer....otherwise, I would been wearing tee's to workout in instead of crop tops and leotards!
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well, I never really bruise so I dont know.
but just make sure its not a deer tick bite. looks kinda like a bruise.
9/14/2013 3:18:27 PM EDT
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Please DO NOT post in this thread to troll or attack the OP.

The CoC applies to everyone
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9/14/2013 3:22:11 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:23:43 PM EDT
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Funny you should mention it, the other day I was... I was uh... hmmm.



Wait a minute.







Nevermind, that wasn't me.
9/14/2013 3:24:55 PM EDT
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no shit, i have to stop opening his posts, he owes me about 7 months of my life back.

J-
9/14/2013 3:25:20 PM EDT
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Holy Cow!  Look at all the <edited> by DK in here!  




9/14/2013 3:25:51 PM EDT
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What are we supposed to type then?

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9/14/2013 3:26:22 PM EDT
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You are really fucking weird.
9/14/2013 3:27:15 PM EDT
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There once was a man from Peru
who fell asleep in a canoe.
While dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis,
and woke up with a handful of goo.
9/14/2013 3:27:44 PM EDT
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it is a snowleapord thread...
9/14/2013 3:31:39 PM EDT
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FPNI
9/14/2013 3:32:25 PM EDT
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I watched a football game on tv today.

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9/14/2013 3:42:42 PM EDT
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.
9/14/2013 3:43:00 PM EDT
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* CLANK *




 
 
9/14/2013 3:43:21 PM EDT
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Hey, if Gigglesmith can do it, so can I.
9/14/2013 3:45:05 PM EDT
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.


And a LOT of people got warnings and account locks beause they were unusable to restrain themselves from constantly following him around the site and trolling him.  
9/14/2013 3:45:15 PM EDT
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.




How so?  Dave_A was an a-hole who was protected from himself by the COC until he finally went too far.



 
9/14/2013 3:47:56 PM EDT
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Interesting. Not sure what to make of this.
9/14/2013 3:47:57 PM EDT
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Please DO NOT post in this thread to troll or attack the OP.
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.

And a LOT of people got warnings and account locks beause they were unusable to restrain themselves from constantly following him around the site and trolling him.  




Actually I think Dave_A-hole did the trolling.  It's kind of like the guy in Colorado Springs who deliberately drove like a jerk cutting people off and stuff, doing illegal things, until he goaded them into following him to tell him off.  Then he'd shoot them and claim self defense.  He got away with it...once.
 
9/14/2013 3:48:52 PM EDT
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People, it was just an observation on a Saturday night, please!

I guess a lot of my posts are off the, well, off something, but first of all, it was just an idle observation, and secondly, I would suspect that are many people with an active life (and high pain tolerances) who notice damage in the shower and wonder when, how they did such (so there may be some relevance).

But, I was just observing...............
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"(appears behind them) *You* were *there*? (chuckles) Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.....(turns his back to him and strolls away) I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."--Spike, (w,stte), BtVs, "Schoolhard")
9/14/2013 3:52:58 PM EDT
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If you are on BP meds, or take aspirin,  you will bruise more easily and take longer to heal.
9/14/2013 3:53:52 PM EDT
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"A whaaattt?" -- Guy from Jaws when Hooper tells him it's a Tiger Shark

a large rodent gave me a glancing feint with the teeth.
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Does this mean that a rabbit or a rat bit you?
9/14/2013 3:57:15 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 3:58:09 PM EDT
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Snowleopard throws out a post and the monkeys come running......through the minefield.

Boom!  Boom!  Boom!




Snowleopard - nice one.  I knew what you were going to do even before I clicked on the thread.




9/14/2013 3:59:24 PM EDT
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SnowLeopard is the new Dave_A.


And a LOT of people got warnings and account locks beause they were unusable to restrain themselves from constantly following him around the site and trolling him.  

Once D_A got the boot they needed someone new to stalk i guess.
9/14/2013 4:01:14 PM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a BDSM thread.
9/14/2013 4:01:40 PM EDT
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GuyinFL ?
9/14/2013 4:03:52 PM EDT
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50 Shades of Snow?


9/14/2013 4:04:22 PM EDT
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GuyinFL ?
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Completely different character.
9/14/2013 4:07:14 PM EDT
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9/14/2013 4:07:34 PM EDT
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I'm your average 6 foot 3 Viking and the women I've been with that have asked me to give them the rag doll treatment never had visible bruises longer than a couple days.
Same amount of time for them to not be sore when they walk after a long night.
9/14/2013 4:10:17 PM EDT
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DaveA bragged about trolling people in order to get them booted off the forum. he was a real ashhole.



SL is amusing and confusing


9/14/2013 4:16:52 PM EDT
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I read this thread, shook my head and clicked out of it, walked into the kitchen and busted out laughing.



Came back here to post LOL!
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