[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How old is too old... (Page 1 of 5)
Posted: 4/2/2012 9:42:06 PM EDT
| To have never had a gf and still be a virgin? I may or may not be 24 years old and managed to have survived 6 years of college and 3 schools without having a gf or getting lucky. Not even sure why I'm posting it here. Maybe I'm hoping the ridicule will help me quit being such a pansy. What say you? |
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To have never had a gf and still be a virgin? I may or may not be 24 years old and managed to have survived 6 years of college and 3 schools without having a gf or getting lucky. Not even sure why I'm posting it here. Maybe I'm hoping the ridicule will help me quit being such a pansy. What say you? 
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big girls need lovin' too. Start there. Sage advise. Just remember, wrap before you tap, and hit it then quit it. You don't want to be that poor bastard who looses his cherry at 20+ years old and marries the first bitch who puts out for him. That woman will own you for the rest of your life if you do. I've known a couple of poor bastards like you, and this is how they turned out. Don't bang any chick in your circle of friends either. You're an old-ass virgin, you will be ridiculed for fucking like a 15 year old. |
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big girls need lovin' too. Start there. Sage advise. Just remember, wrap before you tap, and hit it then quit it. You don't want to be that poor bastard who looses his cherry at 20+ years old and marries the first bitch who puts out for him. That woman will own you for the rest of your life if you do. I've known a couple of poor bastards like you, and this is how they turned out. Don't bang any chick in your circle of friends either. You're an old-ass virgin, you will be ridiculed for fucking like a 15 year old. And don't get 'em pregnant on the first time, either. YOu may as well hang it up at that point. |
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Just go do it man. Women want it just as bad as men. And this. Don't feel bad. Some people are more focused on being successful in school. And I've learned from experience that you just gotta accept the fact that you may get turned down a few times. It's a learning and win-some-lose-some process. |
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I was a virgin and no girlfriend till I was 23. I was just super shy and never even tried.
Once I got over it and started to put myself out there and try I realized it's really not hard at all to get some girls in your life. The key is you have to leave the house and talk to people 
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To have never had a gf and still be a virgin? I may or may not be 24 years old and managed to have survived 6 years of college and 3 schools without having a gf or getting lucky. Not even sure why I'm posting it here. Maybe I'm hoping the ridicule will help me quit being such a pansy. What say you? At least you do not have to lose half your stuff in the future! |
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big girls need lovin' too. Start there. Sage advise. Just remember, wrap before you tap, and hit it then quit it. You don't want to be that poor bastard who looses his cherry at 20+ years old and marries the first bitch who puts out for him. That woman will own you for the rest of your life if you do. I've known a couple of poor bastards like you, and this is how they turned out. Don't bang any chick in your circle of friends either. You're an old-ass virgin, you will be ridiculed for fucking like a 15 year old. And don't get 'em pregnant on the first time, either. YOu may as well hang yourself at that point. FIFY |
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I had a 38 year old virgin as a roommate when I was living in Dubai. Dude just could not seal the deal to save his life. He was extremely socially awkward. He finally caved and got a hooker.
So I suggest you move to Dubai and get yourself a Chinese hooker. But don't fall in love like he did. |
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Just get laid once. Everything changes. I didn't lose it till pretty late in life compared to most. After nailing one chick my whole outlook changed.
Now, even single, I can get laid just about whenever I want from a handful of chicks and most other girls are instantly drawn towards me. Not trying to suck my own dick here but it's not that hard(no pun intended). Stop caring. Stop giving women attention. Most of the guys I know or see out in public are trying desperately to impress the girls in their group. They pretend to give a fuck about shit like the girls nails she just had done, her hair, those stupid fucking movies chicks watch... One way ticket to the friend zone. I didn't even start doing it intentionally... but after getting laid a few times my self confidence was high enough and the weight lifted off my shoulders enough that I wasn't worried about getting in their pants anymore. Far as I was concerned I could give two shits about what they had to say. They aren't very interesting.. be honest, so stop pretending they are. Don't go out of your way to be an asshole to them either, but they're just another person in the group. Don't filter yourself either or try to play the nice clean cut guy. I've got the filthiest fucking sewer of a mouth out of anyone I know and my sense of humor is beyond twisted. When they realize I don't really give a shit about impressing them, and when they realize that to me, they're just another face in the crowd, it drives them fucking NUTS. It's a challenge. Women thrive off of attention. When you don't give it to them they will take it from you come hell or high water(or some damn good sex). I'm not even close to good looking either. I haven't had a hair cut in over 5-6 months, not even a trim. I don't do anything with it either but push it around to keep it out of my eyes. I shave weekly at best. I wear whatever happens to be on top of the pile in my dresser drawer... Doesn't matter... Other factors help. My dicks smack dab in the middle of average but when the rumor gets out that I can plow for 1-2 hours or more at a whack it doesn't hurt... I'm pretty god damn drunk right now so I hope at least one of those paragraphs made sense. edit: Of course without doing this you can't get that... so... do what I said, then get laid, then you will turn in to what I said and won't have to force yourself to do what I said because it will come naturally... ...then again I know quite a few guys that have had plenty of sex and still fuck it up so who knows? |
| Wow, that's pretty fucked up. I had sex at 16 with my 15 year-old GF and still look back and think I didn't live it up enough. Too many long relationships. I usually find those who haven't had sex are religious or have hang ups about it. If shyness is your only problem, then you need to knock that shit right off. You only live once! |
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Just get laid once. Everything changes. I didn't lose it till pretty late in life compared to most. After nailing one chick my whole outlook changed. Now, even single, I can get laid just about whenever I want from a handful of chicks and most other girls are instantly drawn towards me. Not trying to suck my own dick here but it's not that hard(no pun intended). Stop caring. Stop giving women attention. Most of the guys I know or see out in public are trying desperately to impress the girls in their group. They pretend to give a fuck about shit like the girls nails she just had done, her hair, those stupid fucking movies chicks watch... One way ticket to the friend zone. I didn't even start doing it intentionally... but after getting laid a few times my self confidence was high enough and the weight lifted off my shoulders enough that I wasn't worried about getting in their pants anymore. Far as I was concerned I could give two shits about what they had to say. They aren't very interesting.. be honest, so stop pretending they are. Don't go out of your way to be an asshole to them either, but they're just another person in the group. Don't filter yourself either or try to play the nice clean cut guy. I've got the filthiest fucking sewer of a mouth out of anyone I know and my sense of humor is beyond twisted. When they realize I don't really give a shit about impressing them, and when they realize that to me, they're just another face in the crowd, it drives them fucking NUTS. It's a challenge. Women thrive off of attention. When you don't give it to them they will take it from you come hell or high water(or some damn good sex). I'm not even close to good looking either. I haven't had a hair cut in over 5-6 months, not even a trim. I don't do anything with it either but push it around to keep it out of my eyes. I shave weekly at best. I wear whatever happens to be on top of the pile in my dresser drawer... Doesn't matter... Other factors help. My dicks smack dab in the middle of average but when the rumor gets out that I can plow for 1-2 hours or more at a whack it doesn't hurt... I'm pretty god damn drunk right now so I hope at least one of those paragraphs made sense. edit: Of course without doing this you can't get that... so... do what I said, then get laid, then you will turn in to what I said and won't have to force yourself to do what I said because it will come naturally... ...then again I know quite a few guys that have had plenty of sex and still fuck it up so who knows? Pretty much I consider myself an ugly motherfucker but I can pull some poon for some reason 
Maybe because the first girl I banged told her friends all about how I rocked her world with my awesome cock
...and I might be on pornhub somewhere....... |
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Pretty much I consider myself an ugly motherfucker but I can pull some poon for some reason
Maybe because the first girl I banged told her friends all about how I rocked her world with my awesome cock
...and I might be on pornhub somewhere....... There's a pretty good chance I've fapped to your video then... Well this just got awkward. |
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Holy Fuck Mr. Lahey!
Dear god! heres a few steps. Go to a bar, be a cocky sarcastic asshole, dont buy them a drink your gonna waste your money. talk to bar sluts. dance. tell her your a virgin, you're gonna get laughed at, then leave with a fatty! lol... you're doomed. Seriously though, take the advice a couple posts above. And once you start getting it, you'll be surprised how much confidence you gain. If you have confidence, and even when a girl knows your getting laid she'll want you to... Also, dont settle down...you're still young, fuck as many girls as you can! |