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Posted: 10/8/2004 9:24:52 PM EST
SAY "PLAN" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 9:26:23 PM EST
ROFL!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 9:41:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:22:10 PM EST
I raise you a line from "The Way of the Gun":

A plan is a list of things that don't happen".
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:28:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
SAY "PLAN" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!






Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:31:22 PM EST
it's really getting old isn't it? glad it's not just me who's thinking that.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:05:44 AM EST
A plan is a wish-list that never happens. The whole intent of a plan is to anticipate what may happen and have back-up plans (more wish-lists). The idea is to envision what will really happen (lot's of things) and theferore be able to react more quickly to changes in conditions (the plan) - maybe even successfully on occasion.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 1:20:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 1:22:24 AM EST by MoparMike]
"Even the best laid out battle plans rarely survive first contact with the enemy." ---Unknown

Man, the number of times he said "plan" would have to be put in scientific notation to fit on this screen, and its a 19" Trinitron set on 1280x1024!



I say we need Arnold to go up against Kerry next time, with one line:

I want you to "Plan" to
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 2:32:01 AM EST
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:12:52 AM EST
"I have a PLAN for that...and you can go to my website...John Kerry dot.com to read about it!"

I mean...how fucking stupid can a guy be?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:22:33 AM EST
Several people passed out doing shooters last night everytime that dickwead said plan. He better start planning on what he is going to do after Nov 2 when he has no need to move over to the Whitehouse.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:07:08 AM EST
He not only has a plan, he also served in Vietnam.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:04:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
He not only has a plan, he also served in Vietnam.

GunLvr



And he's a Lawyer too!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:18:28 AM EST
Plan Song

Plan! Plan! Plan! Plan!
Lovely Plaaan! Wonderful Plaaan!
Lovely Plaaan! Wonderful Plan.

Pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-an.
Pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-an.
Pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-an.
Pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-an.

Lovely Plaaan! (Lovely Plan!)
Lovely Plaaan! (Lovely Plan!)
Lovely Plaaan!

Plaaan, Plaaan, Plaaan, Plaaaaaan!



Apologies to Monty Python.
Feel free to reproduce.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:37:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
He not only has a plan, he also served in Vietnam.

GunLvr



And he's a Lawyer too!




A lawyer too!!!

Man I knew he was a scum bag but man a lawyer, King of scum.

Bobwrench
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:41:29 AM EST
i think what bugs me more than " plan" is his constant mentioning of " allies, global test lead the world", or anything that has anything to do with getting approval from someone who isn't american.

J
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:45:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Several people passed out doing shooters last night everytime that dickwead said plan. He better start planning on what he is going to do after Nov 2 when he has no need to move over to the Whitehouse.



We used a different set of rules -

every time WMDs were mentioned,
every time a foreign leader was mentioned by name
every time a foreign country was mentioned
every time a debatee gave shit to the moderator
every time a candidate acted like an asshole to the other one 'indirectly' (group consensus)

and a couple others which I can't remember.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:47:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Several people passed out doing shooters last night everytime that dickwead said plan. He better start planning on what he is going to do after Nov 2 when he has no need to move over to the Whitehouse.



We used a different set of rules -

every time WMDs were mentioned,
every time a foreign leader was mentioned by name
every time a foreign country was mentioned
every time a debatee gave shit to the moderator
every time a candidate acted like an asshole to the other one 'indirectly' (group consensus)

and a couple others which I can't remember.




I wonder why
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