Hangfire,
I know what you mean. In fact, my kids have caught me with it a couple of times, and said "Daddy!!! does mommy know about that???" I would reply "yes girls, but please don't remind her of it; if your good I'll take you to Toys-R-Us or Chucky-Cheese" --- "But Daddy that is a terrible looking black gun, why do you have that?".... And I would say, "Its a tool just like my rake or shovel sweety" I dont know if they buy it. But so far the coast is clear.
To summarize, my wife and kids know I have guns, like the old Rem. 870, .22 LR, even an old bolt action deer rifle.. but an assault weapon, they would shit!!!
I live in a Politically correct neighborhood. Most of my neighbors dont own anything, so I cant let the mag out of the bag...... (by the way - my wife saw me playing with my 12 30 rd mags the other night and said "WHAT ARE THOSE!!" I replied, army surplus stuff I've been buying with my old buddies on the south side dear...)" she would reply "I dont know about you anymore, your acting kinda strange"...
I guess its time to take her and the kids to the range, and show em what their going to inherit one day...
Isn't great being armed to the teeth in a neighborhood of spit shined wimpy politically correct MF's...