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Posted: 1/21/2013 3:33:53 AM EDT
I've been thinking:

Even if (heaven forbid) private gun ownership is restricted, we know that liberals will never, ever give up (or even advocate the elimination of) their armed security guards.

So how hard is it to become an armed security guard---with the intent of guarding our own families and homes and vehicles?

We could even form a LLC or corporation and all be unpaid employees.

Of course the corporation could have no assets because at the first opportunity they would be sued for a bazillion dollars.

That might even work for people who live in gun restricted areas like New York.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:35:15 AM EDT
Not hard at all, but I think it varies from state to state. Background check, fingerprints, license. I think formal training is required for armed guards.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:36:17 AM EDT
Don't bet on it. They're not that stupid.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:36:35 AM EDT
I took a shit at the office the other day that was so bad a few people actually called HR to complain.

HR then told me I was now qualified to be a square badge.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:36:57 AM EDT
Not hard as many are not all that bright.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:38:36 AM EDT
opposable thumbs.......
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:38:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NRA_guy:
I've been thinking:

Even if (heaven forbid) private gun ownership is restricted, we know that liberals will never, ever give up (or even advocate the elimination of) their armed security guards.

So how hard is it to become an armed security guard---with the intent of guarding our own families and homes and vehicles?

We could even form a LLC or corporation and all be unpaid employees.

Of course the corporation could have no assets because at the first opportunity they would be sued for a bazillion dollars.

That might even work for people who live in gun restricted areas like New York.




Oh, you're obvviously an NRA member. That explains this "if" bullshit.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:41:04 AM EDT
Depends on what kind of guard.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:41:10 AM EDT
A huge gut will also put you ahead of any competition; it's called the "belt buckle" effect. It takes mad skills to make ones belt buckle point face down towards the floor...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:41:36 AM EDT
If Meal Team Six could do it.....anybody can.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:47:08 AM EDT
Harder than you think.'

They wanted to replace us in NOLA with locals.

They hated me, but complained loudly.

Sorry bitches,.gov put and end to it.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:48:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 3:54:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 3:55:15 AM EDT by USP45Tim]
Got a pulse? You're in!

ETA: Beat.
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