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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:19:25 PM EST
Liberals love Obama
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:21:11 PM EST
Kind of a rip off of "whats the difference between God and a surgeon?.......God doesn't think he's a doctor
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:22:49 PM EST
God doesn't say ...... Ur,uh,umm,uh,er,uh,well,uh,umm............
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:23:42 PM EST
Kind of a ripoff from Rush. He had a lot of these when Obama went to Israel.

Like Why did Obama go to Bethlehem? He wanted to visit his hometown.

What was Obama doing at the Wailing Wall? He was picking up his mail.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:31:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 7:32:04 PM EST by Metallurgist]
Fail post.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:32:05 PM EST
He isn't God.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:32:47 PM EST
better question how are they the same?



neither has a birth certificate
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:36:51 PM EST
color.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:38:22 PM EST
Despite many tries not to, I believe in the existence of Obama.




Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:48:34 PM EST
Obama is real.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:48:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By pjomalley:
better question how are they the same?



neither has a birth certificate

Spit on monitor.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:52:48 PM EST
Might I dare say God is not a shit stain.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:53:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By pjomalley:
better question how are they the same?



neither has a birth certificate


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:55:06 PM EST
God doesn't think that he's Obama.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:56:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By SINCE_1829:
God doesn't think that he's Obama.


I've heard that joke in reference to fighter pilots from an AF maintenance guy.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:58:03 PM EST
one promises hope and change (Obama) and the other delivers hope and change (God)
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:58:54 PM EST
God doesn't hope for the destruction of Israel.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:00:00 PM EST










Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:00:08 PM EST
God doesn't think he's Obama
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:09:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By raven:
Kind of a ripoff from Rush. He had a lot of these when Obama went to Israel.

Like Why did Obama go to Bethlehem? He wanted to visit his hometown.

What was Obama doing at the Wailing Wall? He was picking up his mail.


Rush said the EXACT same thing last week.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:11:01 PM EST
Almost completely?
180 degrees?

Besides being made in God's image. I believe they have almost nothing in common.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:12:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By ARsonist:

Originally Posted By pjomalley:
better question how are they the same?



neither has a birth certificate

Spit on monitor.


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:15:08 PM EST

God speaks off the cuff through burning bushes and such.

Obama has TOTUS.

-p.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:15:27 PM EST
God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:17:48 PM EST
neither has a birth certificate


This^
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:18:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By RedDevil556:
God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either.



And This^....

IBTL

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:18:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 8:20:15 PM EST by azmjs]
God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes.

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:19:32 PM EST
He's real.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:27:28 PM EST
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:28:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By InheritedAnArsenal:
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.


Ruh roh.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:31:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By InheritedAnArsenal:
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.


I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way.

I'm not so sure he does.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 8:57:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By RedDevil556:
God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either.


Laughed out loud.

Excellent.

Thanks.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 9:01:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 9:02:34 PM EST by RedDevil556]
Originally Posted By ftldrben:
Originally Posted By RedDevil556:
God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either.



And This^....

IBTL



Why is this IBTL? Never mind, let's not go there.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 9:46:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 9:47:10 PM EST by Milo5]
PrezO wipes his own azz.
A one true God would have someone else do it for him.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 9:48:52 PM EST
obama is real
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 9:51:42 PM EST
God sent his only son to Earth to die for our sins.

Obama bent his solemn word to lie about his sins.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 9:57:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Primos:
Originally Posted By InheritedAnArsenal:
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.


I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way.

I'm not so sure he does.


+1
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 10:21:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 10:22:28 PM EST by turdferguson]
Originally Posted By Tycobb:
Might I dare say God is not a shit stain.


But I thought God was EVERYWHERE?
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 10:40:57 PM EST
God loves freedom
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 10:45:17 PM EST
God knows there is no Muhammed???

God is not a muslim convert???

Oh I think I could go on all night...
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 10:46:48 PM EST
God doesn't need a teleprompter
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 10:47:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By WhackyPlague:
God doesn't need a teleprompter


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 7:35:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By Primos:
Originally Posted By InheritedAnArsenal:
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.


I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way.

I'm not so sure he does.



You can see his smug face on TV everyday. That is a infinitely more proof of him being real than any god.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 7:42:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By azmjs:
God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes.



If Africa is an island, sure.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 7:44:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By raven:
Liberals love Obama

God has not been on the cover of TIME magazine 87 times in the last year.

God loves wookies too, he just doesn't have one for a wife.

God don't smoke Kools or Newports.

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Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:53:31 AM EST
God is GOD!!!!!!!! All knowing, All Powerful, All loving.............


obama is an flaming douche......... enough said

God created all things, obama created nothing, is nothing, and always will be NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 12:25:20 PM EST
God only asks for 10% of my paycheck...
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:42:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Primos:
Originally Posted By azmjs:
God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes.



If Africa is an island, sure.


You think africa is an Island?

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:49:06 PM EST
1. I have seen Obama on the TV and in pictures.

2. Obama was elected to his office.

3. Obama is subject to term limits.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:53:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By rykn0w:
obama is real


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 7:04:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 7:06:32 PM EST by Lympago]
They are obviously very, very confused libtards. Look down, not up.



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