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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:21:11 PM EDT
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Kind of a rip off of "whats the difference between God and a surgeon?.......God doesn't think he's a doctor
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:22:49 PM EDT
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God doesn't say ...... Ur,uh,umm,uh,er,uh,well,uh,umm............
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:23:42 PM EDT
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Kind of a ripoff from Rush. He had a lot of these when Obama went to Israel.
Like Why did Obama go to Bethlehem? He wanted to visit his hometown. What was Obama doing at the Wailing Wall? He was picking up his mail. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:31:48 PM EDT
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Fail post.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:32:05 PM EDT
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He isn't God.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:32:47 PM EDT
[#6]
better question how are they the same?
neither has a birth certificate |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:36:51 PM EDT
[#7]
color.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:38:22 PM EDT
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Despite many tries not to, I believe in the existence of Obama.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:48:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Obama is real.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:48:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: better question how are they the same? neither has a birth certificate Spit on monitor.  |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:52:48 PM EDT
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Might I dare say God is not a shit stain.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:53:09 PM EDT
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better question how are they the same? neither has a birth certificate 
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:55:06 PM EDT
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God doesn't think that he's Obama.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:56:54 PM EDT
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God doesn't think that he's Obama. I've heard that joke in reference to fighter pilots from an AF maintenance guy.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:58:03 PM EDT
[#15]
one promises hope and change (Obama) and the other delivers hope and change (God)
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Posted: 6/13/2009 8:58:54 PM EDT
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God doesn't hope for the destruction of Israel.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:00:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:00:08 PM EDT
[#18]
God doesn't think he's Obama
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:09:20 PM EDT
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Kind of a ripoff from Rush. He had a lot of these when Obama went to Israel. Like Why did Obama go to Bethlehem? He wanted to visit his hometown. What was Obama doing at the Wailing Wall? He was picking up his mail. Rush said the EXACT same thing last week. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:11:01 PM EDT
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Almost completely?
180 degrees? Besides being made in God's image. I believe they have almost nothing in common. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:12:36 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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better question how are they the same? neither has a birth certificate Spit on monitor.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:15:08 PM EDT
[#22]
God speaks off the cuff through burning bushes and such. Obama has TOTUS. -p. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:15:27 PM EDT
[#23]
God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:17:48 PM EDT
[#24]
neither has a birth certificate
This^ 
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:18:26 PM EDT
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God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either. And This^.... IBTL |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:18:53 PM EDT
[#26]
God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:19:32 PM EDT
[#27]
He's real.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:27:28 PM EDT
[#28]
Uh, there's proof that Obama exists.
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:28:25 PM EDT
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Uh, there's proof that Obama exists. Ruh roh. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:31:15 PM EDT
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Uh, there's proof that Obama exists. I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way. I'm not so sure he does. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:57:19 PM EDT
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God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either. Laughed out loud. Excellent. Thanks. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:01:38 PM EDT
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God isn't married to something that looks like an orangutan, either. And This^.... IBTL Why is this IBTL? Never mind, let's not go there. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:46:44 PM EDT
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PrezO wipes his own azz.
A one true God would have someone else do it for him. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:48:52 PM EDT
[#34]
obama is real
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:51:42 PM EDT
[#35]
God sent his only son to Earth to die for our sins.
Obama bent his solemn word to lie about his sins. |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:57:28 PM EDT
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Uh, there's proof that Obama exists. I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way. I'm not so sure he does. +1 |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:21:10 PM EDT
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Might I dare say God is not a shit stain. But I thought God was EVERYWHERE?
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:40:57 PM EDT
[#38]
God loves freedom
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:45:17 PM EDT
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God knows there is no Muhammed???
God is not a muslim convert??? Oh I think I could go on all night... |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:46:48 PM EDT
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God doesn't need a teleprompter
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:47:45 PM EDT
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God doesn't need a teleprompter
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Posted: 6/14/2009 8:35:23 AM EDT
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Uh, there's proof that Obama exists. I haven't seen him or touched him. He's never answered my prayers, nor helped me in my life in any way. I'm not so sure he does. You can see his smug face on TV everyday. That is a infinitely more proof of him being real than any god. |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 8:42:02 AM EDT
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God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes. If Africa is an island, sure. |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 8:44:43 AM EDT
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Liberals love Obama God has not been on the cover of TIME magazine 87 times in the last year. God loves wookies too, he just doesn't have one for a wife. God don't smoke Kools or Newports. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 12:53:31 PM EDT
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God is GOD!!!!!!!! All knowing, All Powerful, All loving.............
obama is an flaming douche......... enough said God created all things, obama created nothing, is nothing, and always will be NOTHING!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 1:25:20 PM EDT
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God only asks for 10% of my paycheck...
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:42:31 PM EDT
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God was born under the sea and Obama was born on an island, and god has two opposable thumbs on each hand and three eyes. If Africa is an island, sure. You think africa is an Island? 
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:49:06 PM EDT
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1. I have seen Obama on the TV and in pictures.
2. Obama was elected to his office. 3. Obama is subject to term limits. |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:53:16 PM EDT
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obama is real 
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Posted: 6/14/2009 8:04:02 PM EDT
[#50]
They are obviously very, very confused libtards. Look down, not up.
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