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10/19/2015 12:23:25 AM EDT
Are you a triangle cut master race or square cut heathen?
10/19/2015 12:25:40 AM EDT
[#1]
How is this even a question?  Square cut is an Ohio/ chili with beans and spaghetti thing
10/19/2015 12:26:47 AM EDT
[#2]
However it comes from the pizza place... Ain't no body got time to cut it themselves.
10/19/2015 12:28:27 AM EDT
[#3]
I'll eat pizza any way it's sliced.

10/19/2015 12:28:37 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 12:29:12 AM EDT
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Visit central illinois where my wife grew up...she insists on square like monicals serves..I can't eat pizza without a bib and wet wipes when she cuts it
10/19/2015 12:29:54 AM EDT
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triangles
10/19/2015 12:31:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Basic geometric flow dictates that round pizzas are sliced in wedges.  To do otherwise is heresy.
10/19/2015 12:33:13 AM EDT
[#8]
If you are on a diet, you cut a pizza into four pieces and eat two.  If not on a diet, you cut eight pieces and eat four.

Science.
10/19/2015 12:35:04 AM EDT
[#9]
With a Katana.
10/19/2015 12:37:54 AM EDT
[#10]
I cut my pizza twice, making four slices. I usually eat the for one meal and two for the next.

For this reason I don't buy pizza very often.
10/19/2015 12:38:40 AM EDT
[#11]
Depends on the shape of the pizza.
10/19/2015 12:54:28 AM EDT
[#12]
Trapeziums
10/19/2015 12:58:23 AM EDT
[#13]
I roll it into a tube and fuck it.
10/19/2015 1:07:29 AM EDT
[#14]
I just tear the pizza and eat what I get. Sometimes I just fold the pizza in half and eat it that way.
10/19/2015 1:12:50 AM EDT
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You sir, are doing it right.
10/19/2015 1:14:29 AM EDT
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I wondered who checked the "I don't eat pizza" option.
10/19/2015 1:16:57 AM EDT
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I wondered who checked the "I don't eat pizza" option.


He never said he didn't eat it after.
10/19/2015 1:17:47 AM EDT
[#18]
With a pizza cutter.
10/19/2015 1:42:18 AM EDT
[#19]
Fold it and eat, no cutting needed.
10/19/2015 1:43:33 AM EDT
[#20]
Like a normal human being.
10/19/2015 1:48:03 AM EDT
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You've never really had pizza until you've cut it with det cord.
10/19/2015 1:53:21 AM EDT
[#22]
We have some excellent Italian restaurants around here. They all cut thin crust into squares, pan in triangles. I usually cut triangles at home.
10/19/2015 1:55:48 AM EDT
[#23]
The best pizza place in town cuts it into squares.  All the rest do triangles.
10/19/2015 1:56:07 AM EDT
[#24]
A round pizza is cut into wedges. I don't care what Chicago says or does. Their ideas on pizza amount to lasagna.
10/19/2015 1:57:34 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 1:58:54 AM EDT
[#26]
I cut it like pizza.  What the fuck is this square shit?  Oh, right, they do that in St. Louis.  As I said, I cut it like pizza.
10/19/2015 2:13:51 AM EDT
[#27]
in triangles with a pizza cutter why the fuck would you do it different??
10/19/2015 2:18:10 AM EDT
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I wear a condom so it's OK.
10/19/2015 2:19:56 AM EDT
[#29]
Why cut it?  Fold it in half and eat it like a taco.  It's not like a 16" is meant for multiple people/sittings.  
10/19/2015 2:23:35 AM EDT
[#30]
Any shape that fits in the palm of my hand.
10/19/2015 2:25:33 AM EDT
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'Phallic' it is.
10/19/2015 3:17:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Triangular slices from a round pizza. Geometry intended it to work that way.

My wife of 26 years didn't do well with geometry. She cuts round pizza into squares. It leaves those fucked up squished triangles around the edges too.

10/19/2015 3:20:14 AM EDT
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Triangular slices from a round pizza. Geometry intended it to work that way.

My wife of 26 years didn't do well with geometry. She cuts round pizza into squares. It leaves those fucked up squished triangles around the edges too.

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Those triangles are part of the experience.
10/19/2015 3:33:01 AM EDT
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For fuck's sake. I'll never eat pizza again.
10/19/2015 3:33:32 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 3:40:06 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 3:43:07 AM EDT
[#37]
Here, we have St. Louis style which is "thin crust" and the rule always was:

Thin crust = squares
Thick crust = wedges
10/19/2015 3:45:50 AM EDT
[#38]
Fold it, eat it.
10/19/2015 4:00:31 AM EDT
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Why is it almost guaranteed that if someone posts "around here" in a thread, they won't have their location listed?
10/19/2015 4:25:08 AM EDT
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No shit I can't even belive people cut a round pizza into squares.  I also have a problem with some one eating a hand tossed with a fork and knife.
10/19/2015 5:26:19 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 5:31:44 AM EDT
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What does that have to do with pizza?

 
10/19/2015 5:33:13 AM EDT
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Triangular slices from a round pizza. Geometry intended it to work that way.



My wife of 26 years didn't do well with geometry. She cuts round pizza into squares. It leaves those fucked up squished triangles around the edges too.







Those triangles are part of the experience.
Some people say the same about anal fissures.  I use better judgement.

 
10/19/2015 5:34:11 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 5:58:40 AM EDT
[#45]
Circular = triangle

Rectangular = square
10/19/2015 6:28:50 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 6:39:56 AM EDT
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10/19/2015 11:45:00 AM EDT
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The other night we ordered  pizza with the special instruction "kill the chihuahua across the street".




They didn't do it
10/19/2015 11:47:53 AM EDT
[#49]
If I cut it myself, I always do triangle.  Obviously dealers choice if I'm buying it from somewhere.
10/19/2015 11:51:44 AM EDT
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Non round oblong pizza- maybe squares....depends on how misshapen  

Round- triangles
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