[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How do I kill a bat? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/6/2013 6:29:11 PM EDT
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This fucker hangs out outside my window every damn night screeching away and flapping his fucking wings.
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as everyone else has said, bats are the tits when it comes to bug and mosquito patrol. that being said 45-70 minimum. .338 lapua for the long bastards.
or look online for those "zombie explosion shells" and walk outside and indiscriminately fire them in the air. 
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Ironically, with a bat. I can't see the bastard. I could indiscriminately chunk a bat into the air and hope for the best but I'd probably hit something valuable. He comes to the tree at night and just fucking chills for a while. He will fly off to eat shit and come right back and start chattering away. |
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Pellet gun.
When I would stay at my (now) mother-in-law's place to see my (now) wife on weekends, the guest room was at the back of the house. Every frickin' morning without fail, a mockingbird would show up on the fence out back at about 5:05 and start it's raucous song, waking my monkey ass up early. Hell to the no! I went down to Big 5 sporting goods and grabbed a pellet gun and a pack of pellets. Next morning, I was lying in wait for the bird. No bird, no screech, no mo'. |
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This fucker hangs out outside my window every damn night screeching away and flapping his fucking wings. http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/130602.gif Piss off. I'm problem solving here. |
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This fucker hangs out outside my window every damn night screeching away and flapping his fucking wings. http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/130602.gif 
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I can't see the bastard. I could indiscriminately chunk a bat into the air and hope for the best but I'd probably hit something valuable. He comes to the tree at night and just fucking chills for a while. He will fly off to eat shit and come right back and start chattering away. Quoted:
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Ironically, with a bat. I can't see the bastard. I could indiscriminately chunk a bat into the air and hope for the best but I'd probably hit something valuable. He comes to the tree at night and just fucking chills for a while. He will fly off to eat shit and come right back and start chattering away. Lean far, far out of your window at night and flail about wildly with a Louisville Slugger. 
Alternatively, get a much larger and more viscous bat as a pet, that will murder and eat this little guy. I saw bats in Fiji that looked big enough to carry off small children. 
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This fucker hangs out outside my window every damn night screeching away and flapping his fucking wings. Well the second poster pointed out, the bat kills mosquitos... frankly I'd rather have the bat. However you also don't want it living in your house so, why not have your roof looked at... likely there's a hole in there somewhere that the bat's getting in through and building a nest. |
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This fucker hangs out outside my window every damn night screeching away and flapping his fucking wings. The only way is to make up several (10-20) Molotov cocktail. At dark when he is sitting in his tree, hide around corner of the house, light the Molotovs and then jump out from around the corner and throw them all onto the tree (easier if you have several friends to help). Try to throw them at the top of the tree, the base and everywhere in between. Sit back and watch the fucker burn.
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This is what the little bastard does, but he does it voluntarily and without hesitation.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CIXaCXRzXoWhatever dude. Leave it alone. |
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This is what the little bastard does, but he does it voluntarily and without hesitation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CIXaCXRzXoWhatever dude. Leave it alone. Nope, this one has earned retribution. |
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This is what the little bastard does, but he does it voluntarily and without hesitation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CIXaCXRzXoWhatever dude. Leave it alone. Nope, this one has earned retribution. Do you have a suppressed 22? |