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AR15.COM
5/4/2005 9:29:45 AM EDT
..commercials promoting Hypnotism aren't alot more effective?

Sgatr15
5/4/2005 9:34:42 AM EDT
[#1]
Because hypnotism is for weak-minded fools.
5/4/2005 9:35:54 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Because hypnotism is for weak-minded fools.


Like the force...
5/4/2005 9:36:21 AM EDT
[#3]
How come people say, "How come..." when they mean "Why?"
5/4/2005 9:44:45 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
..commercials promoting Hypnotism aren't alot more effective?

Sgatr15




Ever call a Psychic hotline?

"Psychic hotline, what can I do for you?"

"You tell me," I replied.

If they really were psychic, they wouldn't have to ask.
5/4/2005 9:45:22 AM EDT
[#5]
These arent the droids you're looking for.
5/4/2005 9:45:54 AM EDT
[#6]
I'm feeling sleepy....
5/4/2005 9:46:50 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Because hypnotism is for weak-minded fools.



Is that why I wake up at the end of those commercials, with a phone in one hand and a creditcard in the other?

D'oH!
5/4/2005 9:47:39 AM EDT
[#8]
Hypnotism really helped me quit smoking.  Or was it masturbating in public?  

One of the two anyway.
5/4/2005 9:49:31 AM EDT
[#9]
Ever wonder why the psychic hotline folks don't play the lottery, win and retire to a small island somewhere?
5/4/2005 9:52:05 AM EDT
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Ever wonder why the psychic hotline folks don't play the lottery, win and retire to a small island somewhere?


Same reason how come Yoda is able to kick-ass when he's lite sabering Dracula!  

Phone Pyschic's power can only be used for the good of humanity and TV - not their own personal gain - it's a curse really.
5/4/2005 9:55:06 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
These arent the droids you're looking for.


[stormtrooper]These arent the droids we're looking for [/stormtrooper]
5/4/2005 9:56:14 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ever wonder why the psychic hotline folks don't play the lottery, win and retire to a small island somewhere?


Same reason how come Yoda is able to kick-ass when he's lite sabering Dracula!  

Phone Pyschic's power can only be used for the good of humanity and TV - not their own personal gain - it's a curse really.