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Posted: 2/26/2001 2:52:42 AM EDT
The whoopin thread got me thinkin about expressions. I'd like to here some of yours for how cold it is.

For instance,

It's colder that a well digger's @ss in Alaska.

I'll post more as the thread gets started.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 3:32:14 AM EDT
Colder than a whitches t*t.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 3:37:40 AM EDT
lol [8D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 4:00:55 AM EDT
It's like a Japanese gymnast!

(yes, I know that was not PC and I'm very sorry to anyone whom I may have offended, that is if you got it!)
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:35:56 AM EDT
When i was really little, my uncle told me to run up to a bunch of construction workers having a coffee break and tell them "you guys are gonna freeze your peckers off"

my parents never forgave him for teaching me that one.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:41:38 AM EDT
To finish Warlock reply. "It`s colder than a witches teet in an iron bra."
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:43:32 AM EDT
It's so cold, that when I get into my truck the first thing I have to do is fart so my ass won't stick to the seat.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:04:54 AM EDT
It was so cold here this morning..."That I saw two Beagles jumpstarting a rabbit!".
Lynn [:D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:08:15 AM EDT
Colder than a bucket of penguin sh*t!
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:35:14 AM EDT
Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!   ( honestly it below zero outside right now and thats not taking into account the wind chill)
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:37:20 AM EDT
It's colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra doin push-ups in the snow
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:44:49 AM EDT
Ah common, 30-40deg at night isn't so bad, in Kali.  Why don't ya'll come to Kali and help us take back the state.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 7:14:23 AM EDT
Say "It's colder than a witch's intentions" you can say that in polite company and watch for the prudes that start to scold you and then realize that thier dirty little minds heard something other than what you said.



Link Posted: 2/26/2001 8:03:59 AM EDT
(tap tap)
(tap tap)

Is this thing on?
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 10:43:14 AM EDT

gotta use [] instead of ()

I don't see a tap tap command

how about colder than a polar bear's pvssy?


Link Posted: 2/26/2001 10:44:37 PM EDT
Colder than an eskimo's divorce.
Link Posted: 2/27/2001 4:11:47 AM EDT
Colder than the knob on a $hit house door,
Colder than a clit on a Klondyke whore,
Colder than a stem on a cocktail glass,
Colder than a hair on a polar bears a$$
Link Posted: 2/27/2001 8:43:46 AM EDT
It's so cold I saw Superman in a cab.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 8:30:08 AM EDT
Colder than Hilary Clinton's face. [smoke]
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 9:00:33 AM EDT
So cold that he did not take time to shake it
before he put it back in his pants and it froze
to his zipper. By the time we got him to the dispensory he had frostbite on the head.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 9:38:28 AM EDT
Colder'n dammit! (I never understood that one)

Colder than a mother in laws heart.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 10:10:20 AM EDT
It was so cold this morning the headlights on my old truck froze and when I backed out of the driveway it pulled the grille off!
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 10:13:51 AM EDT
I peeled a brown spot off of my sheet, threw it in the fire and it went "PPPFFFFHHHHHTTTT".

(Frozen fart)  [:D]
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