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Posted: 2/26/2001 1:52:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2001 2:45:49 AM EST by Southern_Rising]
The whoopin thread got me thinkin about expressions. I'd like to here some of yours for how cold it is. For instance, It's colder that a well digger's @ss in Alaska. I'll post more as the thread gets started.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 2:32:14 AM EST
Colder than a whitches t*t.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 2:37:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2001 2:46:49 AM EST by Southern_Rising]
lol [8D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 3:00:55 AM EST
It's like a Japanese gymnast! (yes, I know that was not PC and I'm very sorry to anyone whom I may have offended, that is if you got it!)
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 4:35:56 AM EST
When i was really little, my uncle told me to run up to a bunch of construction workers having a coffee break and tell them "you guys are gonna freeze your peckers off" my parents never forgave him for teaching me that one.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 4:41:38 AM EST
To finish Warlock reply. "It`s colder than a witches teet in an iron bra."
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 4:43:32 AM EST
It's so cold, that when I get into my truck the first thing I have to do is fart so my ass won't stick to the seat.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:04:54 AM EST
It was so cold here this morning..."That I saw two Beagles jumpstarting a rabbit!". Lynn [:D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:08:15 AM EST
Colder than a bucket of penguin sh*t!
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:35:14 AM EST
Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! ( honestly it below zero outside right now and thats not taking into account the wind chill)
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:37:20 AM EST
It's colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra doin push-ups in the snow
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:44:49 AM EST
Ah common, 30-40deg at night isn't so bad, in Kali. Why don't ya'll come to Kali and help us take back the state.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:14:23 AM EST
Say "It's colder than a witch's intentions" you can say that in polite company and watch for the prudes that start to scold you and then realize that thier dirty little minds heard something other than what you said. [spank] Cong
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 7:03:59 AM EST
(tap tap) (tap tap) Is this thing on?
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 9:43:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2001 9:54:25 AM EST by Southern_Rising]
Bushmeister, gotta use [] instead of () I don't see a tap tap command how about colder than a polar bear's pvssy? [sex]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 9:44:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2001 9:56:47 PM EST by Southern_Rising]
Colder than an eskimo's divorce.
Link Posted: 2/27/2001 3:11:47 AM EST
Colder than the knob on a $hit house door, Colder than a clit on a Klondyke whore, Colder than a stem on a cocktail glass, Colder than a hair on a polar bears a$$
Link Posted: 2/27/2001 7:43:46 AM EST
It's so cold I saw Superman in a cab.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 7:30:08 AM EST
Colder than Hilary Clinton's face. [smoke]
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 8:00:33 AM EST
So cold that he did not take time to shake it before he put it back in his pants and it froze to his zipper. By the time we got him to the dispensory he had frostbite on the head. B.M.E.W.S. CLEAR, ALASKA 1965.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 8:38:28 AM EST
Colder'n dammit! (I never understood that one) Colder than a mother in laws heart.
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 9:10:20 AM EST
It was so cold this morning the headlights on my old truck froze and when I backed out of the driveway it pulled the grille off!
Link Posted: 3/4/2001 9:13:51 AM EST
I peeled a brown spot off of my sheet, threw it in the fire and it went "PPPFFFFHHHHHTTTT". (Frozen fart) [:D]
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